...they don't bark very loudly, but they do it often. The Doclopedia #1,184 Send In The Clowns: Azgoloth, The Last Clown From the diary of Diana Turner Late Spring, 2058? Dear Diary, I don't think I'll last much longer. Haven't eaten in three days. Last night I was on the mountain top, huddled in a … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful 27 Spotted Barking Hamster Of Potawango Island
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The Seasonally Cheery, Yet Really Rather Darkly Foreboding, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strange Case Of The Reindeer’s Nose
... featuring her younger cousin, Mabel Maroon The Doclopedia #1,182 Send In The Clowns: Stabby, The Killer Clown Stabby (real name: John Stabakowski) was a deranged young man from Encino, California, who wanted nothing more in life than to be a beloved children's birthday party clown. Unfortunately, his choice of “Stabby” as a clown name, … Continue reading The Seasonally Cheery, Yet Really Rather Darkly Foreboding, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strange Case Of The Reindeer’s Nose
Drunken Cows Abused My Eland
...and they crapped on my lawn! The Doclopedia #1,181 Send In The Clowns: Boffo, The Clockwork Clown Way back in 1870, in San Francisco, a rather mad inventor named Volmer Heely built an amazing clockwork man. The intricacy of the inner workings of his creation were decades ahead of anything else anywhere in the … Continue reading Drunken Cows Abused My Eland
The Royal Report On Dealing With Dragons
...it's only one word: DON'T! The Doclopedia #1,180 The Truth About Monsters: Ents The physical description of Ents that Professor Tolkien gave us in The Lord of the Rings is spot on. These “tree shepherds” are roughly humanoid looking trees themselves. Any sort of tree can be represented, with the deciduous species being the … Continue reading The Royal Report On Dealing With Dragons
Chapter 146: In Which Our Hero Saves A Fair Maiden From The French, Then Tosses The Evil Cardinal Off A Cliff
...sadly, God was not on the cardinal's side The Doclopedia #1,179 The Truth About Monsters: Owlbears Few monsters are as strange looking and as misunderstood as the Owlbear. It's half a ton of grizzly bear with the head of an enormous owl, walks upright and, when it can find a mate, reproduces by laying … Continue reading Chapter 146: In Which Our Hero Saves A Fair Maiden From The French, Then Tosses The Evil Cardinal Off A Cliff
My Life Among The Wild Writers
...which is actually most of them. Below, Sasha's latest rant. Sasha Explains It All Why You Can Never Really Talk To Your Dog I know, I know. The first thing you humans say to that is “well, they don't understand <insert your local language here> anyway”. Typical human arrogance. Look, dogs have been hooked … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild Writers
Three Young Ladies In Search Of Adventure
...or cheap drinks The Doclopedia #1,178 The Truth About Monsters: Hydras Let's face it, anything with more or less than one head is scary. Something big and reptilian with SEVEN heads is pretty much guaranteed to terrify you, possibly into soiling yourself. Enter the creatures known as Hydras. They got the name from that … Continue reading Three Young Ladies In Search Of Adventure
A Pocket Full Of Butter
...oh no, my good pants The Doclopedia #1,177 The Truth About Monsters: Demons In the pocket dimension known as “Demarra”, the beings that we call Demons look and act surprisingly like we do. Indeed, if you were transported there safely, you'd fit right in. The key word there is “safely”. You see, transporting between realities … Continue reading A Pocket Full Of Butter
The Girl With The Green Nipples Goes Crazy
...she may have been a bit stressed out The Doclopedia #1,176 The Truth About Monsters: Orcs The simple fact is, Orcs are mostly hard working beings who just want to live their lives with as few problems as possible. You know, just like every other sentient humanoid species with half a brain. The problem is, … Continue reading The Girl With The Green Nipples Goes Crazy
The Somewhat Rambling, Yet Aways Entertaining, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Class Trip From Hell
...co-starring her pet hyrax, Morty Ok, I know, it's been a while since I posted the last part of Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic. Here is the rest of the story. WARNING! Longass post ahead! Part Three of: Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic The guy was a short, balding Latino, maybe … Continue reading The Somewhat Rambling, Yet Aways Entertaining, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Class Trip From Hell
Pieboy Had To Haul Ass
...all the way to Alaska, as I recall Part Two of: Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic As she approached the cafe door, Sparrow figured that Grove Point was probably too small to have multiple municipal offices, so the town hall or whatever would almost certainly be the location of the Registrar of … Continue reading Pieboy Had To Haul Ass
The Rare And Beautiful And Terrifying Octocobragator Of Potawango Island
...run away! For the love of Dog, run away! So, Gentle Readers, I have some New Content for you. See, over on the 30 Days Wonder Facebook group, I do storytelling and gaming experiments. The current one involves me telling a story, but each day at the end of the segment, I ask readers … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Terrifying Octocobragator Of Potawango Island
Godzilla Is My Co-Pilot
...and I try not to piss him off Yes, Gentle Readers, I know this is only the second post this month. Things tend to slow down after the annual DogCon report, but this year it's all made worse by the fact that I'm working 6 days a week. I won't be back to 5 days … Continue reading Godzilla Is My Co-Pilot
Handsome Joe Goes To The Petting Zoo
...and meets some goats Sasha Explains It All My Family: An Adventure In High Strangeness I know what you're thinking, folks. Everybody has a strange family, right? You've got that crazy aunt or that strange brother or the funny uncle or whomever. Every family has at least one strange member and many families have … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes To The Petting Zoo
The Dog With A Blog
...my girl, Sasha. Gentle Readers, For today, I turn the blog over to my basset hound, Sasha. This will be the first of her rants about various things. we both hope you enjoy it. Doc Sasha Explains It All The Word of Dog Right off the bat here, let's make it clear that Dog is … Continue reading The Dog With A Blog
I Was There When The Hogs Ran Wild
...of course, I was an innocent bystsander Dog Con 7 Day 18: In which we deliver our friends home and then possibly initiate the end of civilization (not our world, but...) before getting back to Casa Cross. 2:30 pm We all woke up for breakfast when the bus was still 2 hours out … Continue reading I Was There When The Hogs Ran Wild
Harry Potter And The Horny Hungarian Horntail
...NOT a book for kids Dog Con 7 Day 17, Con Day 4: In which critters strut their stuff, games are purchased, games get played, seminars are attended, Daisy has a birthday, critters strut their stuff and pie gets eaten. 8:00 pm We are all on the bus and getting ready to leave … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Horny Hungarian Horntail
We Put The Art In Fart!
...but nobody appreciates us Dog Con 7 Day 16, Con Day 3: In which we see an all goat musical review, indulge in more gaming, eat more food, do more LARPing and perform our annual Old Time Radio show. 11:45 pm Another quick update of our day. Breakfast at Waffles From Outer Space. … Continue reading We Put The Art In Fart!
The Day The Newts Attacked Austin
...it barely made the nightly news Dog Con 7 Day 15, Con Day 2: In which there is gaming, seminars, mud, more gaming, food and a haunted house 10:30 pm The steampunk party last night was great, with a wonderful bunch of evil bastards present and fine music, food and drinks. Now for … Continue reading The Day The Newts Attacked Austin
The Sausage Fairies Come Out At Night
...which is good, because they're kinda strange Dog Con 7 Day 14, Con Day 1: In which we review the wedding & party, everybody just plays the hell out of games, then parties like it's 1889 8:30 pm The wedding went off perfectly, with Morris the Cat officiating. For cats, having Morris do … Continue reading The Sausage Fairies Come Out At Night
Ground Control To Major Mom
...wait, what? Dog Con 7 Day 13: In which we review the bachelor party, wake up in Critter City, grab con stuff and then take part in the best wedding of two imaginary cats that you will ever hear about. 11:00 pm Lulu here again, folks, with a rather too short bachelor party … Continue reading Ground Control To Major Mom
Mr. Porkwaffle Has A Problem with Mice
...so he tries to build a better mouse trap Dog Con 7 Day 12: In which we leave Hawaii, get back to the Southern Californian mainland, Spike & I get mocked & laughed at and we have the wildest bachelor & bachelorette parties EVER! 11:45 pm Lulu here, folks. I'll be your reporters … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Has A Problem with Mice
Gnome Or Mister Nice Guy
...see what I did there? Dog Con 7 Day 11: In which we hike in a rain forest, view an interesting collection, see the coolest Giant Jesus yet and have a birthday party. 11:30 pm We went up to the island of Kauai today and took just a hell of a hike up the … Continue reading Gnome Or Mister Nice Guy
Eating Your Way Across America!
... start with a fish taco in San Diego Dog Con 7 Day 10: In which we depart for warmer climes, view many pineapples, stand on an erupting volcano and enjoy a night on the beach. 12:45 am At 10:00 yesterday (Sunday) morning, after yet another bigass breakfast, we messed about with space … Continue reading Eating Your Way Across America!
Blue Ink Node
...nope, no clue Dog Con 7 Day 9: In which we finally see that animated Giant Jesus, Silky wins a prize, many of our party spend too much time in a book store and we visit a gold museum. Very tired after a very long day in Fairbanks, Alaska. Quick capsule reviews of the … Continue reading Blue Ink Node
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