...mostly, Animal Planet The Doclopedia #964 Weights & Measures: 5 Pounds Genre: Fantasy “Yes, my apprentice, this Sword of Dragon Slaying does weigh exactly five pounds. A full pound of that is the golden inlay of runes that impart an Eversharp Blade to it, while the Jewels of Enhanced Speed in the pommel weigh … Continue reading Handsome Joe And His Pals Watch TV
Month: February 2013
Not In This Issue: Skunks, Monks or Drunks
...however, we do have some punks The Doclopedia #963 Weights & Measures: 15.75 Light Years Genre: Science Fiction That is exactly how far away the earth-like planet Cormish 4 is from Earth. It is also exactly how far Doctor Fred Cormish and the crew of the “Krazy Katey” (named after his 6 year old … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Skunks, Monks or Drunks
Harry, The Armadillo Who Traveled The World
...and he had the passport to prove it The Doclopedia #962 Movies Not Of This Earth: Quiet Kill (Metro Goldberg Myer, 1998) In 1995, neophyte director Bethany Collins became disgusted with all of the gun violence in movies and decided to make a very violent action film with not a single gunshot or explosion. … Continue reading Harry, The Armadillo Who Traveled The World
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Rub The Magic Lamp
...so, be careful with that The Doclopedia #960 Weights & Measures: 34.25 Pounds Genre: Science Fiction, Humor This was the combined weight of the five alien robots that came to Earth from Pollux 2 aboard a spacecraft that was roughly the size of a double decker bus. Once their ship had landed just outside … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Rub The Magic Lamp
Behold! Groob, The Terror From The Recycle Bin!
...not a real monster from an old Marvel comic NOTE: For ease of transferring these posts over to my website, I'm going to start including genre tags. The Doclopedia #958 Alt. Zombies: Giant Zombies Genre: Horror, Fantasy It was good that Wizard Nooba Bovarn got out of the Seven … Continue reading Behold! Groob, The Terror From The Recycle Bin!
The Journal Of The American Society Of Two Fisted Heroes
...however, it does include several one fisted heroes and one three fisted hero The Doclopedia #956 Alt. Zombies: Cheese Zombies It all started when the Bigg Cheese Company, largest cheese maker in the world, began using milk from genetically modified cows who were fed genetically modified grains. The thing that triggered the Cheese Zombie … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Society Of Two Fisted Heroes
Weinerdogs In The Haunted House
...it was hella scary! The Doclopedia #954 Things You Should Not Do: Travel Back In Time “It seemed like a good idea at the time, you know. Just use Professor Manjitars time machine to go back and prevent the Great Plague of 1799, thus allowing my country to become the greatest power on Earth … Continue reading Weinerdogs In The Haunted House
Tricky Monkeys Get All The Cookies
...even the Thin Mints The Doclopedia #953 Things You Should Not Do: Use The Term “Space Marines” Right off the bat, there have been spacefaring Marines as part of the military organizations of various advanced civilizations for the last 1.25 billion years. Today (2013, Earth Time) roughly 23,000 species have Space Marines. Any one … Continue reading Tricky Monkeys Get All The Cookies
Adventure Module V-1: Journey To The Forgotten Temple Of Evilness
...which is haunted by the Scary Monsters of Scariness The Doclopedia #951 Things You Should Not Do: Tamper With The Laws Of Nature “But Herr Doctor, you must not attempt this experiment! If Man had been meant to live alongside the dinosaurs, they would not have died out! The fact that this is 1887 … Continue reading Adventure Module V-1: Journey To The Forgotten Temple Of Evilness
The Wildly Improbable, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Yellow Elephant
...featuring her good friend, Selma Pookinwinkel The Doclopedia #950 Things You Should Not Do: Steal Vink Eggs Despite the fact that the eggs of a Vink are delicious, nutritious and large, you take your life in your hands every time you rob a Vink nest. The female Vink can weigh up to 1,800 pounds and … Continue reading The Wildly Improbable, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Yellow Elephant
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