...co-starring her good buddy, Porky Polanski The Doclopedia #3,450 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Detect Alcohol If there is any amount of alcohol around within 90 feet, this clear glass ring will detect it when activated. The area where the alcohol is will glow bright yellow. Please note that the ring does not identify the … Continue reading The Outrageously Violent, Yet Also Inspirational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Her Trip To the Mall
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Hats Full Of Joy
...and weed The Doclopedia #3,449 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Move Heavy Thing Although very useful, this black steel ring can only be used twice a day. Activating it allows the wearer to physically move something weighing up to 2,000 pounds as far as 5 feet. Note that if the object moved is unstable, it … Continue reading Hats Full Of Joy
Number 1,733,452,880 In A Series
...collect 'em all, kids! The Doclopedia #3,448 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Speak With Squirrels Like it says on the tin, this grey and white ring lets the wearer converse with squirrels of all types, including chipmunks, tree squirrels, ground squirrels, prairie dogs, and marmots. While squirrels are not the most intelligent creature, they can … Continue reading Number 1,733,452,880 In A Series
Washing Up After Trouble
...gotta stay clean The Doclopedia #3,447 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Hot Waterball The effect of this bright blue ring is similar to a Fireball spell, except that this is a ball of 210 degree water, just below the boiling point. It does damage to every one within 10 feet of it when it explodes. … Continue reading Washing Up After Trouble
Fish And Poker Chips
...why? The Doclopedia #3,446 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Enhanced Skipping Wearers of this pink and purple ring will find that they can skip merrily along at 3 times normal speed for 100 yards.While you may look foolish, it can come in handy to either escape trouble or distract somebody. Note that there is no … Continue reading Fish And Poker Chips
Doc Tempest And The Scarlet Vampire
...from the April 1966 issue The Doclopedia #3,445 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Protection VS Foul Smells This green and yellow ring will protect the wearer from most foul smells. Skunks, excrement, rotting flesh, the farts of your friends...you will not smell them at all. This sort of ring is highly prized by adventurers, because … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Scarlet Vampire
The Very Dark & Mysterious, Yet Laugh Filled, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And How Cousin Gooby Broke His Nose
...co-starring Darcy, the dancing goat The Doclopedia #513 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Ring of Comfortable Sleep Sleeping in a dungeon or out in the wild is no easy thing. Hell, getting a good nights sleep in most large fantasy cities isn't always a piece of cake. But if you are wearing a Ring Of … Continue reading The Very Dark & Mysterious, Yet Laugh Filled, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And How Cousin Gooby Broke His Nose
Doc Tempest VS The Killer Cloud
...From the March, 1953 issue The Doclopedia #510 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Ring of Snowballs What good is a ring that can shoot out fist sized snowballs 30 feet, you ask? Well, they are good for putting out fires, distracting fire based monsters, cooling you off in hot climates or just as a source … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Killer Cloud
Not In This Issue: Corrupt Politicians, Quilting Patterns Or Cole Slaw Recipes
...sorry, quilters The Doclopedia #508 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Ring of Bathroom Quickness It never fails: there you are, in the dungeon, and you need to answer the call of nature. Not too difficult to do if you're a guy just taking a leak...unless you're all suited up in armor. And no matter your … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Corrupt Politicians, Quilting Patterns Or Cole Slaw Recipes
No Devils Here!
...despite the rumors you've heard. Today, we start a new theme on the Doclopedia: Sort Of Cool Magical Rings. You know, rings that do fairly useful stuff, but aren't in the same class as the One Ring or a Ring of Fireballs. The Doclopedia #506 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Ring of Clean Feet This … Continue reading No Devils Here!