The Outrageously Violent, Yet Also Inspirational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Her Trip To the Mall

...co-starring her good buddy, Porky Polanski The Doclopedia #3,450 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Detect Alcohol If there is any amount of alcohol around within 90 feet, this clear glass ring will detect it when activated. The area where the alcohol is will glow bright yellow. Please note that the ring does not identify the … Continue reading The Outrageously Violent, Yet Also Inspirational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Her Trip To the Mall

Number 1,733,452,880 In A Series

...collect 'em all, kids! The Doclopedia #3,448 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Speak With Squirrels Like it says on the tin, this grey and white ring lets the wearer converse with squirrels of all types, including chipmunks, tree squirrels, ground squirrels, prairie dogs, and marmots. While squirrels are not the most intelligent creature, they can … Continue reading Number 1,733,452,880 In A Series

The Very Dark & Mysterious, Yet Laugh Filled, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And How Cousin Gooby Broke His Nose

...co-starring Darcy, the dancing goat The Doclopedia #513 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Ring of Comfortable Sleep Sleeping in a dungeon or out in the wild is no easy thing. Hell, getting a good nights sleep in most large fantasy cities isn't always a piece of cake. But if you are wearing a Ring Of … Continue reading The Very Dark & Mysterious, Yet Laugh Filled, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And How Cousin Gooby Broke His Nose

Not In This Issue: Corrupt Politicians, Quilting Patterns Or Cole Slaw Recipes

...sorry, quilters The Doclopedia #508 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Ring of Bathroom Quickness It never fails: there you are, in the dungeon, and you need to answer the call of nature. Not too difficult to do if you're a guy just taking a leak...unless you're all suited up in armor. And no matter your … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Corrupt Politicians, Quilting Patterns Or Cole Slaw Recipes