...tonight on: Embarrassing Gamer Stories I am now caught up! YAY ME! The Doclopedia #44 Dogs & Cats Living Together: Thomas and Candy As we all know, there are people in the world who can assume animal shapes. We call them shapeshifters or lycanthropes. In the animal world, there are those who can assume human … Continue reading You Got A D20 Stuck Where?
Month: September 2010
A Wading Pool Full Of Beer
...how else can you do beer wrestling? At long last, I begin the next theme week...and it's a blast from 2006 (expanded and revised). The Doclopedia #43 Dogs & Cats Living Together: Spock & Bones Spock the Rottwieller and Bones the Russian Blue are the pets of the Abernathy family, most of whom are die … Continue reading A Wading Pool Full Of Beer
Appearing For Three Nights Only: The Flying Spanaducci Sisters
...two drink minimum WHEW! This entry took awhile to write. The Doclopedia #42 Steampunk Grrlz: Andromeda Andropoulis On Steampunk Earth #6, Professor James Moriarty was the Napoleon of Crime. Note the use of the past tense, because on a very early spring morning in 1889, Moriarty and several members of his gang were … Continue reading Appearing For Three Nights Only: The Flying Spanaducci Sisters
Attack Of The Atomic Zombie Women From Planet X
...in 3D! Gaaahh! Such a couple of days I've had! Here are two 365 posts, which still leaves me behind on posting. May do a third tonight or do two tomorrow. The Doclopedia #40 Steampunk Grrlz: Professor Elisa Sandoval At the Spanish Paranormal Research Institute, no Field Investigator is more respected or feared … Continue reading Attack Of The Atomic Zombie Women From Planet X
Green Meatballs And Blue Spaghetti
...kids love it! May not get the second post up today, but here is one. Don't judge me! The Doclopedia #39 Steampunk Grrlz: Captain Pari of the Solar Service Employee Name: Vanindala Parinomiritikul Country of Origin: Olpudarabilux Prefecture, Mars Date of Birth: October 11, 1920 Race: Human/Martian Sex: Female Age: 41 Height: 6'10” … Continue reading Green Meatballs And Blue Spaghetti
How To Eat Fried Watermelon
...it's trickier than you might think Ok, only one Doclopedia post today because it's my early night for hitting the sack. Two posts tomorrow or I'll refund your purchase price! The Doclopedia #38 Steampunk Grrlz: Molly O'My First off, Molly's last name is not really “O'My”. She took that surname partly to distance herself … Continue reading How To Eat Fried Watermelon
Not In This Post: Gooseberry Jam, Hemerocallis thunbergii, newts or wheat gluten
...but there might be a few soybeans The Doclopedia #37 Steampunk Grrlz: The Amazing Little Sindy It was the summer of 1889 that the noted scientific team of Walter Morell and Kendall Bellflower found themselves confronted by two terrible facts: Kendall's daughter, Sindell was dying from a terrible form of skin cancer and … Continue reading Not In This Post: Gooseberry Jam, Hemerocallis thunbergii, newts or wheat gluten
Verna Milligan And Her All Waitress Orchestra
...those gals can swing it Holy shit! Apparently, in my miserabley sick & drug affected state, I never actually posted Tuesday's 365 post! Well, here it is along with the late Wednesdat post. The Doclopedia #35 Power Suits: The Super Suit The Super Suit looks just like a very high end men's or women's business … Continue reading Verna Milligan And Her All Waitress Orchestra
The Trees In Your Neighborhood Want To Eat Your Flesh
...enjoy your next nighttime walk The Doclopedia #34 Power Suits: Project Rampage From 2021 to 2046, the big thing in military & police hardware was power armor. Ranging from the basic defensive grunt version that merely gave excellent defense and a bit of augmented strength to the amazing jetsuits that could singlehandedly reduce … Continue reading The Trees In Your Neighborhood Want To Eat Your Flesh
B For Bandana
...not written by Alan Moore The Doclopedia #33 Power Suits: Powered Armorsuit Dragonfire The MW/44 powered armorsuit (code name: Dragonfire) was a government project built by the Yamato Corporation for the New Japan military. The basic idea was to construct a weapon that could be used to fight the Demon Robots that were … Continue reading B For Bandana
The Rare And Beautiful Gooey Wallaby Of Potawango Island
...cute, but way sticky Yo! Power Suit Week continues! Two posts below! I'm off to bed cos 3:45 AM is gonna hit me hard! The Doclopedia #31 Power Suits: The Stealth Suit The Stealth Suit was invented by that noted French gadgeteer known only as “Z”, who from 1919 to 1940 would invent … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Gooey Wallaby Of Potawango Island
The Girl Who Sold Unicorn Juice
...don't ask, just drink it really fast No Doclopedia post on Friday, so there will be two on Saturday. But you already knew that, didn't you?
How To Give A Pedicure To A Mink
...Step one: wear bite proof gloves and a face mask. Quick Doc Update Reading: The latest issue of The Mother Earth News Eating: Cream of Wheat Drinking: Hot black tea Watching: The Cooking Channel Growing: Late summer and fall/winter veggies Thinking: About selling Doclopedia PDFs Petting: The Winkerdog Preparing: To go buy a new kitchen … Continue reading How To Give A Pedicure To A Mink
Actually, I CAN Nail Jelly To A Tree
...myth BUSTED! The Doclopedia #30 Power Suits: The Armor Of Victory When things were darkest during the War Against Elves & Men, a group of brave people set out on a last ditch attempt to stop the subjugation of free beings by these two loathsome races. Made up of Dwarves, Gnomes, Kobolds, Orcs, Halflings, … Continue reading Actually, I CAN Nail Jelly To A Tree
The Gods Of Beer Demand An Offering!
...how about some pork rinds? Hot dogs? Pizza? The Doclopedia #29 Power Suits: A-5 Flight Suit On June 23rd, 2001, using alien technology from Area 51, the US government finally perfected a flight suit that would let a human fly without the need of an aircraft. Developed by the ultra secret “Orange Group”, the … Continue reading The Gods Of Beer Demand An Offering!
My Life Among The Dogs That Think They Are Human
...or maybe they think I'm a dog. Whatever. The Doclopedia #28 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: Professor Pilbon's Flying Laboratory It was in the early fall of 1881 that young Professor Archimedes Pilbon decided that having to leave his laboratory to go to various locales on missions for the Queen just … Continue reading My Life Among The Dogs That Think They Are Human
Buzzy Funnies
...or something like that Note: We end the week tomorrow with Professor Pilbon's Flying Laboratory and then we'll start up Power Suits week. The Doclopedia #27 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: The House Of Wonders We have no background at all about the House of Wonders. Historians can trace it back at least … Continue reading Buzzy Funnies
Shelly Could Really Rock The Leaves Off The Tree
...all night long Yeah, I did not post yesterday due to sleepiness. You get two posts today, with the second coming after my bonus 4 hours at work tonight. The Doclopedia #26 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: Quantronico Labs Founded in 2003, Quantronico Labs designs and builds all manner of very specialized … Continue reading Shelly Could Really Rock The Leaves Off The Tree
Winker And Lucy Take A Road Trip
...after stealing Dad's debit card The Doclopedia #25 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: The Golden Moon Ask anyone what the most famous legend of the Galactic Federation is and 99% of the time, regardless of the tech level of the world, the reply will be “the Golden Moon”. This has been … Continue reading Winker And Lucy Take A Road Trip
Baby Got Back Ribs
...Monday, on my porch, in the smoker. The Doclopedia #24 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: The Amazing Mobile Village It has long been a joke that if you give the Society of Inventors enough money, sooner or later they will invent something useful. Well, the kings of the Five Lands gave … Continue reading Baby Got Back Ribs
Sliding Down A Grassy Hill On Cardboard
...man, was that ever fun It is too late and I am too tired to post a Doclopedia entry, so y'all will get TWO tomorrow after I get home from work.
Mr. Porkwaffle Does Not Like The Squishy Rhinoceros
...and he ain't got much love for the Farting Marmosets, either. COMMENT ON THE 365 POSTS, YOU BUNCH OF HOOLIGANS!
Night Of The Yellow Armadillos
... big as minivans, they is! The Doclopedia #23 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: Old Gus & His Party Bus On Earth 48, the superhero Earth, the numbers of heroes & villains is pretty much equal to the DC and Marvel universes combined. You can't swing a radioactive spider without hitting … Continue reading Night Of The Yellow Armadillos
The Kitty Cats Sneak Into Area 51
...and meet alien kitty cats! The Doclopedia #22 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: The HMS Vagabond Thanks to Weird Science and a large budget, the HMS Vagabond is the pride of the Royal Navy...or would be, if anyone outside of a very few knew about it. Instead, it is England's top … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Sneak Into Area 51
Have You Ever Made Love In A Tree?
...Helpful hints: Avoid ones with pitch and ant colonies The Doclopedia #21 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Baron Wolf Von Hund Baron Wolf Von Hund was born into a family of wealth and privilege. They spoiled him terribly, but at the same time expected much of him. At a very young age, he … Continue reading Have You Ever Made Love In A Tree?
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