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Tag: dogs
Sam Did A Spam Scam
...damn!Unsolicited Duke pic
A Small Thing Was What It Was
...but everyone freaked out Taking a break from writing posts, so here's a Yoyo pic.
Ed’s Big Weenie Is Still Our Favorite!
...especially the chili cheese dog Critter Con 15 Trip Day 7, Con Day Two: In which we celebrate a birthday, get all muddy, continue gaming, flex our DJ muscles, eat more great food, flex our DJ muscles again, and go all super at a party. Before I write another word, let me say “Happy 3rd … Continue reading Ed’s Big Weenie Is Still Our Favorite!
Lumpy The Golem Wanders Around
...he's not the best made golem Critter Con 15 Trip Day 6, Con Day One: In which we recap a party, are joined by an Auntie, get our geek on, and do a pub crawl.Hi folks, Cupcake here. For a bunch of reasons, Grandpa didn't want to write the daily con reports this year. I'm … Continue reading Lumpy The Golem Wanders Around
What Is That Purple Glow I See On The Horizon
...could it be her? Critter Con 15 Day 3: In which we visit a house covered in pennies, find Giant Jesus sitting down on the job, eat coyote ice cream, see literally cool wildlife, eat steak, and do some dungeon crawling. Since the trip from Holbrook to Amarillo takes almost 8 hours, we had Sweetie … Continue reading What Is That Purple Glow I See On The Horizon
Are You Sure You Want To Do This?
...REALLY sure? The Doclopedia #2,332 Strange Bandanas: The Tiny Cats One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a cute light orange bandana with variously posed tiny cats on it. It was a gift from my late dog, Lucy, just a week before … Continue reading Are You Sure You Want To Do This?
Yoyo B. Is In Da House, Y’all!
...for the durationToday, 1/29/2022, Grace and I adopted a terrier mix named Yoyo from the Sacramento SPCA, the same place we got Silky & Luke from.Yoyo Brian Cross is 2.5 years old and had been living on the street for some time. He is very skinny and not very human oriented, so putting some weight … Continue reading Yoyo B. Is In Da House, Y’all!
That Day We Climbed The Redwood Naked
...poor choices were made . Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #1,814 Ten Things You Did Not Know About: Texas . 1: 15% of Texans secretly rage at the fact that they have to eat avocados from California or Mexico. 2: The state never actually won independence from Mexico and has actually been paying that country … Continue reading That Day We Climbed The Redwood Naked
Bucky & Squint Are Done Screwing Around!
...and then they both walked into a glass door . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,674 Dog & Cats Living Together: Jake & Frankie The Dog: Jake, a poodle/terrier mix The Cat: Frankie, an orange tabby The Living Situation: Jake & Frankie live in Oakland, California, with Je'Rome, a more or less starving artist. … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are Done Screwing Around!
Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?
...Barnes & Barnes got shit to answer for The Doclopedia #1,511 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow & Blue Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a fun bandana that I got from a hippie chick during the Third Summer of Love … Continue reading Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?
The Cupcake Gnomes Meet The Pie Pixies
...it was a sweet meeting . This blog is in part made possibly by my wonderful patrons on Patreon. If you would like to join them in helping me out, go to https://www.patreon.com/DocCross . Sasha Explains It All Sanctuaries Hi, folks! In this edition, I'd like to talk about the many Sanctuary areas that … Continue reading The Cupcake Gnomes Meet The Pie Pixies
The Final Goodbye
...and the end of an era . I did not plan for this to go up on Halloween, as it is neither spooky or funny, but this is how things work out. I've been meaning to write about this for years. . The Final Goodbye . Let me preface this by saying that I do … Continue reading The Final Goodbye
We Have Love Biscuits!
...made with extra love, seasoned with lust CritterCon 11 Trip Day One (by Daisy) Hi, folks! Daisy here with our Day One trip report. Daddy woke us all up at 6 this morning and Jeeves served up some great BREAKFASSSTTT FOOORRR DOGGGSSS! And cats, rabbits and skunks. We all chowed down and then found … Continue reading We Have Love Biscuits!
The Happy Go Lucky, But Still Somewhat Creepy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road Trip To Saugus To Visit Uncle Ferd.
...co-starring her little brother, Very Green Gary Random Stuff 1: Besides being hotter than 14 motherfuckers here in Northern California, the air is totally shitty with smoke from several fires. 2: The heat waves we have had off and on played hell with my garden. The squash and watermelons would not set fruit and … Continue reading The Happy Go Lucky, But Still Somewhat Creepy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road Trip To Saugus To Visit Uncle Ferd.
Dye Hard
...a little shout out to tie dyers DogCon 9 Day Seven: In which we spend our last day at the con and finish it off with plans for next year. This will be short and sweet, folks, since it is almost 1:00 am and the bus is rocketing across our great country at just under … Continue reading Dye Hard
Introducing Luke Skywalker Cross
...8/6/16 And now we are six. Doc, Grace, Silky, Sasha & Daisy Cross are very happy to introduce our newest family member, Mr. Luke Skywalker Cross. Luke is a Basset Hound/Standard Poodle mix, 8 years old and has had a very rough last few months. His owners died, he looks to have been a stray … Continue reading Introducing Luke Skywalker Cross
Hot Damn! It’s The Dancing Elks!
...and they're wearing tuxedos DogCon 9 Day Five: In which we reach Critter City, meet up with lots of friends and prepare to party. Having spent the night less than an hour from Critter City, we all got up late today, around 9:30. After a fairly light breakfast, we got on the road and rolled … Continue reading Hot Damn! It’s The Dancing Elks!
RAISING KOBOLDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT
...of course, you do have to feed them a baby or two DogCon 9 Day Three: In which we do not have the most interesting of days, but still manage to spin off a new timeline or two. It was hot in New Mexico today, averaging 103 most of our way across the state. Our … Continue reading RAISING KOBOLDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT
Jollyfish
...MUCH happier than Jellyfish It is that time of year again, folks... DogCon 9 Day Zero: In which I once again set things up for the actual con report. Greetings once again from the Magic Bus, currently parked in the driveway of the D&G Cross Home For Not At All Normal Basset Hounds. It is … Continue reading Jollyfish
Spanking The Monk
...WAY different than spanking the monkey The Doclopedia # 1,237 The Crazy Game: Variation #300 Number of players: 6 to 21 Uniforms: Necktie (bow ties are okay), human ladies undies Playing field: Any 3 average suburban front yards, without fancy landscaping. Minimum equipment: 33 old unmatched socks, 1 empty (but clean) soup can, 5 sticks … Continue reading Spanking The Monk
A Bit Of Canine Therapy
...cute dogs heal broken hearts 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #12 Today is a sad day for America, so I'm just gonna post these pics of The Girls.
The Rare & Beautiful Ambling Abalone Of Potawango Island
...they just sort of casually roam around The Doclopedia #1,199 Critter Avengers Choice: Sasha: “Cat Chasin' Bitches” by Titanium Dog This is the latest CD on Barkly Records from Titanium Dog, the hard rocking supergroup that formed after T.C. Growler and LeeLee McCanus left the Beasty Bitches to join former Dawg Sabbath guitarist Poochie Dane … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Ambling Abalone Of Potawango Island
Alien Goldfish Hunted My Springboks
...thank goodness they could only do it for a few seconds at a time. The Doclopedia #1,197 Critter Avengers Choice: Daisy: The Adventures Of Doc Savage On Earth 3B, this animated series (which alternates with “The Shadow” every 6 episodes) has been running for 15 years and gets high ratings. The visual style is very … Continue reading Alien Goldfish Hunted My Springboks
My Life Among The Wild Writers
...which is actually most of them. Below, Sasha's latest rant. Sasha Explains It All Why You Can Never Really Talk To Your Dog I know, I know. The first thing you humans say to that is “well, they don't understand <insert your local language here> anyway”. Typical human arrogance. Look, dogs have been hooked … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild Writers