...bad bad kitties . Become a Patron! Because that beer ain't gonna buy itself! . The Doclopedia #1,965 State Secrets: Wisconsin – Superb Cheese . Another short one, this time VERY frustrating. At various times, a cheese shop called Superb Cheese will appear for an entire day, from sun up to sun down, along a … Continue reading Outlaw Cats
Tag: State Secrets
The Incredible Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Under The North Pole
...from the August 1890 issue. . Become a Patron! And help finance my Cunning Plan!! . The Doclopedia #1,963 State Secrets: Washington – Party House . Another benevolent, or at least not evil, bit of strangeness can be found in Washington, generally in the Seattle area, but really, in any decent sized town. It's a … Continue reading The Incredible Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Under The North Pole
Fishing In My Stream Of Consciousness
...using live bait . Become a Patron! Before it's too late! . The Doclopedia #1,961 State Secrets: Vermont – The Maple Syrup Man . People in Vermont sometimes meet a little old man walking along a road miles from any town. He is always carrying a half gallon jug of maple syrup. He will attempt … Continue reading Fishing In My Stream Of Consciousness
Sorcerers Of The Mystical Magicness
...they're spelleriffic! . Become a Patron! Before it's too late! . The Doclopedia #1,959 State Secrets: Texas – Extraño . Out in the west and southwest of Texas, where towns are few and the ass end of nowhere is all around, travelers have been known to come upon the small town of Extraño. It appears … Continue reading Sorcerers Of The Mystical Magicness
Flink Poyd
...what? WHAT? . Become a Patron! And be one of the cool kids! . The Doclopedia #1,957 State Secrets: South Dakota – Big Bird Of The Badlands . In one of the SXU's greatest disinformation campaigns has been to convince people that a 3,000 acre ranch in South Dakota is growing experimental food crops when … Continue reading Flink Poyd
Handsome Joe Goes Grocery Shopping
...and then he got a new leash & collar. . Become a Patron! Baby needs a new pair of shoes! . The Doclopedia #1,955 State Secrets: Rhode Island – The Red Kitty . In our smallest state, there is a roughly 25 pound red American Shorthair cat that kills and eats most of a human … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes Grocery Shopping
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Summons A Demogorgon
...no fun! . Become a Patron! Because working in the imagination mines is hard! . The Doclopedia #1,953 State Secrets: Oregon – Our Big Beaver . This one is short and sweet, folks. There is a 1,200 pound beaver living in Oregon. Considering that normal beavers weigh around 55-70 pounds, you can imagine how big … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Summons A Demogorgon
Malcom Was The God Of Pastry Chefs
...his temple was made of cream puffs . Become a Patron! It's a bargain! . The Doclopedia #1,951 State Secrets: Ohio – The Night Dog . Interstate 71 runs across Ohio from Cleveland to Columbus to Cincinnati. It's a major roadway. It's also where the Night Dog lives. The Night Dog has been roaming up … Continue reading Malcom Was The God Of Pastry Chefs
Not In This Issue: Yaks, Baseball and Garlic Bread
...no baseball at all . Become a Patron! I will continue to pump out quality stuff! . The Doclopedia #1,949 State Secrets: North Carolina – The Strange Family . Okay, first of all, they are not named strange. In fact, nobody has ever gotten a name from them at all, except first names. They seem … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Yaks, Baseball and Garlic Bread
BD&DSM
...you know it exists . The Doclopedia #1,947 State Secrets: New Mexico – Ants At A Picnic . Did you ever see that old 1950s science fiction movie called “Them”? Giant ants in the New Mexico desert, created by atomic testing? It's a pretty good movie. The ants are real. Oh, the aren't nearly as … Continue reading BD&DSM
Whiskey For Dinner
...just because . Become a Patron! It could bring you good luck! . The Doclopedia #1,945 State Secrets: New Hampshire – The Real Old Man Of The Mountain . Until it collapsed in 2003, the Old Man of the Mountain was a very famous rock formation on Cannon Mountain in New Hampshire. It looked very … Continue reading Whiskey For Dinner
The Great Toilet Paper Wars Of 2020
...terrible, just terrible . Become a Patron! A plan so crazy, it just might work! . The Doclopedia #1,916 State Secrets: Nebraska – Gas & Food . Of all the benign things on this list, this one is the most benign and the most helpful. The situation is always the same: Someone is traveling across … Continue reading The Great Toilet Paper Wars Of 2020
Blogging During The Plague
...not fun . Become a Patron! And then let's party! . The Doclopedia #1,914 State Secrets: Missouri – Sam I Am . Samuel Langhorne Clemens, AKA Mark Twain, Was perhaps the greatest humorist the United States ever produced. And he has been seen, alive, in Missouri, at least 7 times in the last 10 years. … Continue reading Blogging During The Plague
Cruel Guppies Terrorized My Angelfish
...he may never be the same . Become a Patron! It helps make self quarantine fun! . The Doclopedia #1,912 State Secrets: Minnesota – The Hotdish Lady . Hotdish is a type of casserole that is very popular in the Northern Midwest. Like chili in Texas, it has hundreds of variations on the base recipe. … Continue reading Cruel Guppies Terrorized My Angelfish
Sleepy Slime
...yes, they do sleep . Become a Patron! It helps make self quarantine fun! . The Doclopedia #1,910 State Secrets: Massachusetts – Lost In Boston . Many people from outside the Boston area are less than impressed with driving in that city. The layout of the streets in the Greater Boston area can be quite … Continue reading Sleepy Slime
Monster Manual XXVII: Left Handed Dragons & Their Kin
...including ambidextrous hydras . Become a Patron! It will keep you from buying more junk! . The Doclopedia #1,908 State Secrets: Maine – Ol' Bill Bigclaw . This cryptid is much easier to explain than others. Known as a legend to most modern Main lobstermen, Ol' Bill Bigclaw is actually a real lobster. A product … Continue reading Monster Manual XXVII: Left Handed Dragons & Their Kin
Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Set Sail For Japan
...to climb Mount Fuji! . Become a Patron! Operators are not standing by! . The Doclopedia #1,906 State Secrets: Kentucky – The Coal Creature . This is one of the most recent arrivals on the cryptid scene, having first been sighted in 2015. It usually looks like a large bear made of coal and … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Set Sail For Japan
Pieboy Climbs A Mountain
...we think he wanted to wrassle a bear . Become a Patron! Because it's what Luke Skywalker would do! The Doclopedia #1,904 State Secrets: Iowa – The Little Farmers . For well over 125 years, folks out in northwestern Iowa have been finding small replica farms in out of the way places. These tiny farms … Continue reading Pieboy Climbs A Mountain
Vin Hydrogen
...more eco friendly than Vin Diesel . Become a Patron! Or not. We'll just be over hear, weeping. The Doclopedia #1,902 State Secrets: Illinois – The Ghosts In The Darkness . In the Field Museum in Chicago, you can see the mounted specimens of the two male lions that killed many men, eating some of … Continue reading Vin Hydrogen
Where Was Charlie When The House Fell Down?
...we never found out . Become a Patron! Feel good about it! . The Doclopedia #1,900 State Secrets: Hawaii – Pele Gone Walkin' . Almost certainly, we are not talking about the literal Hawaiian volcano goddess. Note the “almost”, because in the world of weird shit, you should never say never. Still, members of the … Continue reading Where Was Charlie When The House Fell Down?
This Blog Certified Organic
...we were trying for orgasmic . Become a Patron! For that “Clean all over” feeling! . The Doclopedia #1,897 State Secrets: Florida – Mister Sandman . For the last 15 years, a killer has been stalking the beaches of Florida. From St. Augustine down to Miami, more than 50 people have died at the hands … Continue reading This Blog Certified Organic
A Newt Who Loved Fruit Played A Lute In A Boot And Looked Very Cute
...and he made good loot . Become a Patron! And I will name my first born child after you! . The Doclopedia #1,895 State Secrets: Connecticut – Old Vinegar . The dog known to the government of Connecticut and the FBI as “Old Vinegar”, does indeed smell faintly of vinegar, but he is not actually … Continue reading A Newt Who Loved Fruit Played A Lute In A Boot And Looked Very Cute
Urgent Eel News
...well, urgent if you're an eel . Become a Patron! It will make you feel like dancing! . The Doclopedia #1,893 State Secrets: California – The Beast Of The Buttes . In the Central Valley of Northern California, just a bit west of Yuba City, you'll find the Sutter Buttes, the remnants of an ancient … Continue reading Urgent Eel News
A Tale Of Two Kitties
...Sunshine and Miffy . Become a Patron! If you don't, Professor Moriarty wins! . The Doclopedia #1,891 State Secrets: Arizona – The Sedona Spider . Sedona, Arizona, is a small town of around 10,000 people. It's noted as being a hub for those of a spiritual nature/New Agers, hikers, folks who like the red rock … Continue reading A Tale Of Two Kitties
My Life Among The Talking Animals
...who seldom shut up . Become a Patron! And help keep me off the dole! . The Doclopedia #1,889 State Secrets: Alabama – The Spirit of Selma . No government official in Alabama will ever talk about it. Neither will the FBI, although they've had people investigating it since 1971. Any regular folks involved clam … Continue reading My Life Among The Talking Animals
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