...NOT a story for children Doc Update 1: A few weeks ago, I straightened up the game room and turned it into a game room/writing room. This weekend, my madness is forcing me to re-do the library so you can actually walk through it and use the treadmill. 2: If you are going to Dundracon in … Continue reading Floggy, The S&M Cat
Tag: health
Warogobogo
...relax, it's just a nonsense word Doc Update! 1: As announced earlier elsewhere, the doctor took the stitches out of my shoulder and told me I'll be cleared to go back to work as soon as I feel up to it. Given that my arm is a bit weak from lack of use and still … Continue reading Warogobogo
The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned
...co-starring her best buddy, Orville Sweetcracker Doc Update Time for an update about life here at the D&G Cross Home For Wayward Basset Bitches. I haven't been doing these as regularly as I used to, so maybe this will be the start of renewed personal updatage. Or not. Healthwise, I'm now taking blood pressure meds … Continue reading The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned
I Said “Living Dead”, Not “Living Bread”!
...now I've got to shotgun that loaf of rye Goddammit, I swear that in 2012 I'll get back to a regular posting schedule here. In the mean time, a few tidbits before I roll out the first of several new Doclopedia posts. 1: It looks very much like I'll be running two official games at … Continue reading I Said “Living Dead”, Not “Living Bread”!
The Way Funny, Yet Also Deeply Insightful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Popcorn Ball
...co-starring her pet jerboa, Dennis Holy Crap, Batman, An Actual Blog Post! Hopefully, this will get me back to regular posting. First up... New fiction up over on the fiction blog! It's the Second Series of After The Change Came and it's not written by the alternate Doc Cross who did the first one. Of … Continue reading The Way Funny, Yet Also Deeply Insightful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Popcorn Ball
The Seven Things You Must Always Do When Being Chased By A Dinosaur
...#2 Run faster Another Saturday Night And I Ain't Got No Money Jeez, has it actually been a week since I last posted on here? Apparently, my writing mojo has really fallen down and can't get up. The diet goes well. No idea how much I actually weighed when I started, but I'm guessing 295. … Continue reading The Seven Things You Must Always Do When Being Chased By A Dinosaur
A Pink Mink With A Decided Stink Bought A Drink For A Skink Who Poured It Down The Sink
...cos he didn't stop to think, the reptilian little fink. So today I went to see my urologist with the thought in mind that, after about 18 months of trying various drugs to shrink my prostate gland, it might be time to reduce it via surgery. And so I did. It would seem, however, that … Continue reading A Pink Mink With A Decided Stink Bought A Drink For A Skink Who Poured It Down The Sink
The Secret Life Of Old T-Shirts
...especially the old convention tees Fast Doc Update Keyboard on laptop still fucking up, but Grace has all info to fix it soon. Everyone here is healthy, altho Grace and I are running an exhaustion marathon due to work, work, work. The Girls are on a diet. Mostly, it's Winker (AKA "Little Chub Chub") who … Continue reading The Secret Life Of Old T-Shirts
Solar Powered Chicken Cars
...in case your chickens like to drive Health Update: Aside from a runny nose and an annoying tickle in my throat, I'm feeling way better. I blame my recent health woes on the unseasonably cool and damp weather. Man, this whole global warming thing is gonna suck. Lucy Update: She is still a very timid … Continue reading Solar Powered Chicken Cars
Chapter 444: In Which Our Hero, Falsely Accused Of Murder, Escapes Into The American Wilderness
...and ends up becoming a Cherokee warrior Well, apparently my ear infections were lonely, since I now have a sore throat that could be strep throat. I blame all of this on our totally screwy June weather this year...it is around 14 degrees cooler and much rainier than any previous June. Stupid Global Warming! Anyway, … Continue reading Chapter 444: In Which Our Hero, Falsely Accused Of Murder, Escapes Into The American Wilderness
The True Story Of How I Rescued A Princess Held Captive In Elko, Nevada
...it's a very thrilling story BLAAHHH!!! BLAAHHH!!!, I say! I've got matching ear infections (well, not exactly matching...the right ear is worse than the left) and a headache that would fall a lesser man. Only the love of a good woman and two dogs is keeping me from stomping through Tokyo and leaving it a … Continue reading The True Story Of How I Rescued A Princess Held Captive In Elko, Nevada
Poultry In Motion
...bad Doc! Bad, bad Doc! Stuff, served hot with a nice mug of porter 1: Most of the weekends, and some weekdays, in May are already filled with mystery shopping duties (in a hope to get caught up on bills), so I will not be able to do any gaming until Sunday the 24th. 2: … Continue reading Poultry In Motion
Starting Up Your First Dugong Ranch
...step 1: Get some dugongs Doc Health Update: I am feeling much better, despite the odd bit of coughing and the regular hacking up of alien lifefroms. In other news, I hope to do some blogging tonight, after putting the finish touches on the Over The Edge pulp game I'm supposed to run at ConquestSac … Continue reading Starting Up Your First Dugong Ranch
Ronald Reagan Was A Miserable Son Of a Bitch
...that'll get the emails flowing Ya know how sometimes, when you have a sore throat and cough, you try all sorts of sleep positions but none of them help keep you from coughing? Well, I've been going through that for days. Even with the help of the Lorazepam, I'd still get the coughing fits. And … Continue reading Ronald Reagan Was A Miserable Son Of a Bitch
The Cupcake Elves Battle The Chowder Gnomes
...with help from the Meatloaf Pixies Doc Health Update Sore throat is merely annoying, but neck glands are tender...sinuses and nose are at a steady, tho not fully operational, snot production rate...headache is still trying hard to make me its bitch...body only slightly achey...slept last night from 10:30 until 7:30 this morning, in solid 2 … Continue reading The Cupcake Elves Battle The Chowder Gnomes
Pickle Pancakes
...gross Well, today looks to be a challenging day, given that yesterday I had a sore throat that triggered panic attacks all night and kept me from falling asleep until 6 AM. Then, it was sleep for an hour or so, get up to pee, sleep for an hour or so, get up to pee, … Continue reading Pickle Pancakes
Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
...until he learned about wood chippers Poll Results: In the Writing Poll, the clear winner is the modern day OTE style setting. I shall begin writing it tonight and I will keep a running diary/designers notes bit going here. I look forward to your comments, suggestions and criticisms. So far, on the Alphabet Poll, X … Continue reading Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
The Rare And Beautiful Toxic Poppy Of Potawango Island
...and it comes in 7 colors Doc Update 1: Monday was a hell of a day, what with me coming down off of the insane amounts of sugar and caffiene I ingested at Dundracon all weekend. 2: Today, I FINALLY got an increase in hours at work. Now, once I get done driving, I go … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Toxic Poppy Of Potawango Island
Garbanzo Bean Soccer
...use condiment packs as goals Hello, 2009! Do NOT fuck with me! Some updating: No word from the vet, mostly because the lab is backed up and the vet closed early yesterday. Daisy is still doing ok and she slept about 14 hours last night cos we have to give her a tranquilizer so she … Continue reading Garbanzo Bean Soccer
The Winkerdog VS The Evil Blanket
...so far, the blanket seems to be winning So, you ask, what did Uncle Doc do today? Well, children, Uncle Doc had a biopsy done on his prostate gland... ....WHICH INVOLVES A LONG FUCKING NEEDLE GOING UP YOUR ASS, THEN THROUGH YOUR ABDOMINAL WALL, THEN INTO YOUR PROSTATE GLAND...EIGHT FUCKING TIMES!!! And then, on January … Continue reading The Winkerdog VS The Evil Blanket
Apocalypse Cow
...I love the smell of milk in the morning. Our girl Daisy is still sick, so I've set up a vet appointment for Friday morning. Couldn't do it sooner...no money in the bank. I hope she doesn't get worse in the next day and a half. So, no David Tennant on Doctor Who after the … Continue reading Apocalypse Cow
X Marks The Spot, Y Marks The Rover, Z Marks The Fido
...if a dog bites me for that, I deserve it Well, kids, all goes well here at the old homestead. Of course, even tho Grace and I (and The Girls) just finished our dinner, our imaginary duplicates are spending the night in Tucumcari, New Mexico on their drive back from DogCon. We expect them home … Continue reading X Marks The Spot, Y Marks The Rover, Z Marks The Fido
In Case Of Insanity, Break Glass…LOTS Of Glass
...and kick in a few doors, too Uncle Doc's Fun Facts 1: Just in case your Very Naughty Basset Hound ever pulls a bag of semi-frozen chicken thighs off of a kitchen counter and eats at least 6 of them...INCLUDING THE BONES...try not to panic. Turns out, dogs can crunch up and digest raw chicken … Continue reading In Case Of Insanity, Break Glass…LOTS Of Glass
Pencilfish On a Plate
...or not So, I got to the urologist 15 minutes early on Tuesday...signed in...and then all the power in the Med Center went out...along with power over a big chunk of downtown Sacramento. Results: The Med Center was evacuated and now I've gotta reschedule the damned appointment.
Chapter 17: In Which Our Hero Unleashes A Stampede Of Pigs In Order To Rescue The Queen
...whole lotta oinkin' goin' on No call from Round Table, so it's back on the job hunting trail for me. I have an appointment with the urologist today to see what's up with my pesky prostate. Hopefully, the news will be good. Next Monday, the 11th, My Sweet Little Border Canary Of Passion, Grace, will … Continue reading Chapter 17: In Which Our Hero Unleashes A Stampede Of Pigs In Order To Rescue The Queen
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