...courtesy of Pennywise Doc's Day (so far) 1: Worked an hour in the garden 2: Laid in the sun for 80 minutes (the UV rays kick ass on my psoriasis) 3: Came in the house and collapsed (but no sunburn) 4: Ate lunch 5: Used vinegar & alcohol solution on poor Winker's once again yeast … Continue reading Hell Night At The Clown Factory
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The Singularly Odd, Yet Not Wholly Unexpected, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dog Revolution
...co-starring her adopted brother, Amos Saturday (and my viewing of Iron Man) fast approaches. I am as giddy as a school girl. Also approaching: Mother's Day (already have card for my mom, need one for My Sweet Angel), Whole Earth Festival (aka Hippiefest) at UC Davis, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!!!, … Continue reading The Singularly Odd, Yet Not Wholly Unexpected, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dog Revolution
Zombie Cyborgs From Planet 14
...an Ed Wood film I have had, for the past couple of weeks, a pinched nerve or something in my neck. The left side of my neck will start hurting and that will lead to a headachce and that will make Doc a cranky and unmotivated boy. Which is a long way of saying that, … Continue reading Zombie Cyborgs From Planet 14
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Their Eyeball Stepped On
...by a high heeled shoe Weekend Update On Saturday, Grace and I hit the ASPCA book sale as planned and bought a bunch of books, mostly about gardening, pet care and such. After lunch and a bit of shopping, it was into the garden for me. I finally got all my veggies planted (with the … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Their Eyeball Stepped On
The Humorously Pornographic, Yet Stylish, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Humongous Burp
...co-starring her pet millipede, Xander I have not been posting these last couple of days due to the ravages of some gastrointestinal pest. While there has been no vomiting, I have become extremely well versed on the layouts of both of our bathrooms. Drinking copious amounts of Pepto Bismol has helped, but I'm not completely … Continue reading The Humorously Pornographic, Yet Stylish, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Humongous Burp
Particle Man VS The Electric Birdhouse
...ok, so I was listening to "Flood" Stuff...on a roll, with mustard & relish 1: Grace is doling a bit better...less coughing, more sleeping. 2: I have a pulled muscle or pinched nerve in my neck. It hurts and pisses me off. 3. Winker's yeast infection in her ears seems to be under control, but … Continue reading Particle Man VS The Electric Birdhouse
Fried Sea Monkey Salad
...yum yum Well, Grace got a call from her doctor and it would seem that the chest X-rays they took the other night indicate that she has pnumonia. She stayed home from work today, but will be back at work tomorrow. She is on antibiotics and is resting as much as possible. Also, I'm keeping … Continue reading Fried Sea Monkey Salad
The Rare And Beautiful Squishy Rhinoceros Of Potawango Island
...and they're neon colored STUFF 1: My health level is almost back to normal. Yay! 2: Grace's health, however, is not so great, mostly due to having caught my cold. In fact, even as I write this, she is at Urgent Care getting looked over by a doctor who can hopefully prescribe her some meds. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Squishy Rhinoceros Of Potawango Island
Lolcats Ran Off With My Favorite Hamster
...and they ate my cheeseburger Well, my little pals, I finally had a night of more than 4 hours sleep. True, it came in a 4 hour chunk, followed by a 2.5 hour chunk, followed by two 1 hour chunks, but what the hell...it was sleep. My head still aches, but my nasal passages are … Continue reading Lolcats Ran Off With My Favorite Hamster
The Incredibly Strange, Yet Somehow Comforting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Green Zebra
...co-starring her Uncle Floyd and his trained toupee The Horticultural Whore Is Not Ready Yet Ok, so today and tomorrow were both going to be all about me gardening. Nice weather? Check. Tools ready? Check. Ground mostly drained of recent rainfall? Check Gardener in good shape for tackling a mess o' work? Nope. After slightly … Continue reading The Incredibly Strange, Yet Somehow Comforting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Green Zebra
Fear And Loathing In Munchkinland
...we were halfway to the Emerald City when the lollipops kicked in Ok, so I've not posted as often this month due to feeling crappy. Well, the crappiness continues. I'll go into more details when I feel better. I can't say when the next Violet post will go up. Perhaps not until March. Sorry for … Continue reading Fear And Loathing In Munchkinland
Scorched Mirth Policy
...blah blah blah Just a quickie here to let y'all know I'm not dead or abandoning LJ. For whatever reason, I've felt drained and kinda crappy these last 3-4 days. No energy, but also no real illness to speak of. It's like I'm running on half power. Hopefully, I'll be powered up soon and able … Continue reading Scorched Mirth Policy
The Rare And Beautiful Flying Mudworms Of Potawango Island
...they glow in the dark Oh, my little friends, today was an unexpectedly relaxed day...except for the bleeding. What was supposed to be Game Day was rendered "Doc & Arn Play Empire Earth On The Laptop Day" due to Sam & Paul not showing up. While that was a bit annoying, it took a distant … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Flying Mudworms Of Potawango Island
The Dirty Dreams Of Mr. Porkwaffle
...what a nasty old man My oh my, the funny little curveballs life does throw us. Such as right after I do my last post swearing that I'll post more on the RPG idea later, I pull a muscle in my neck. It hurt...alot...all day...but I figured I'd just come home after work and, properly … Continue reading The Dirty Dreams Of Mr. Porkwaffle
The 51 Secrets To Being Too Cool
...52, if you count cool shades I feel like leftover shit this morning. Woke up at 1:30 in the A.M. with stomach cramps. That set the scene for alternately sitting on the side of the bed or on the john, then (after 20 minutes or so of no relief from the pain) going back to … Continue reading The 51 Secrets To Being Too Cool
The New Adventures Of The Cupcake Faeries
...now with extra frosting Well, I'm feeling better. Amazing what 8 hours of sleep, plus some general resting and medication, will do for you. Still not 100% tho, so no heavy writing until maybe tonight. By the way, in case I haven't said it recently, I hate the fucking fall and Winter.
Something Is Waiting In The Fairy Tale House
...for you Oy, the last few days have sucked. First off, work has been slow and boring and not very lucrative. Secondly, some heretofore unexperienced allergen has been making me feel terrible, both physically and emotionally. Bleah! Assorted Geeky Stuff 1: Karen Allen will be reprising the role of Marion Ravenwood in the new Indiana … Continue reading Something Is Waiting In The Fairy Tale House
The Wackily Funny, Yet Somewhat Disturbing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Trip To GenCon
...costarring her good buddy, Becky Turnipwater Health Updates Doc: Leg is 90% healed. Otherwise, in good shape. Grace: Tired from work & school, but healthy Daisy: Healthy, happy & energetic Winker: In heat, so not going to the dog parks. Otherwise, sweet and puppylike And before anyone asks, we can't have Winker fixed due to … Continue reading The Wackily Funny, Yet Somewhat Disturbing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Trip To GenCon
The Secret Meadow Of The Nekkid Hippies
...last visited in 1975 Health Update My leg is greatly improved, but Grace still has me restricted to sitting with it elevated. Besides being somewhat boring (it's sunny out and my garden is calling to me!), my ass (what little there is of it)is in danger of assuming the shape of this recliner seat! Going … Continue reading The Secret Meadow Of The Nekkid Hippies
What The Fuck Do You Mean “Beer Is Not A Food Group”?
...tell that to a college student Doc Update 1: I'm home with another fucking leg infection. Taking antibiotics and elevating the leg. Gonna miss work today and tomorrow, which our finances can fucking ill afford, but then, I'd rather not die from a rampant infection. Man, this leg shit is getting old. 2: Pulp character … Continue reading What The Fuck Do You Mean “Beer Is Not A Food Group”?
The Touchingly Goofy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Little Boy Who Painted Cows
...featuring her best friend, Nervous Eddie Doc Update Healthwise: Allergies still plague me (and, it would seem, they plague about half the population of Sacramento), but I survive. My leg was looking like it might be infected again, but we've decided that it was actually a reaction to hitting the treadmill too soon after my … Continue reading The Touchingly Goofy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Little Boy Who Painted Cows
The Horticultural Whore Gets His Ass Kicked
...by the plant world Well, my planned day of outdoor fun was well and truly buggered. Allergies have reduced me to a sneezing runny nosed blob of blahness. We managed a short trip to the dog park and I got Herb Garden F-32/B planted, but by the time I finished, I was out for the … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Gets His Ass Kicked
Deep Fried Xenomorphs
...served with extra crispies Well, it's almost midnight and both the girls and myself are still up. I'm up cos I've spent the last 2 hours crushing France out of existence in Civ 3. The girls are up cos they've spent the last 3 hours sleeping. Grace? She went to bed about 9:30. So anyway, … Continue reading Deep Fried Xenomorphs
Classic Motown, Pig Ears, Miss Daisy And The Winkerdog
...thus is my world So, after sleeping about 11 hours last night, then waking up with that empty shakyass nasty feeling you get when you are coming down off drugs (said drugs being the ones prescribed to me by the ER doc), I'm finally feeling like a mere 2.25 pounds of shit in a 2 … Continue reading Classic Motown, Pig Ears, Miss Daisy And The Winkerdog
Wringing Out The Old Year
...just because I can Well, my droogies, I woke up with a sore throat this morning. Now, this could be the onset of a cold...or a throat infection...or irratation from breathing thru my mouth while sleeping...or even allegies. Whatever it is, thanks to my narrow throat and equally narrow nasal passages, I'm having a hard … Continue reading Wringing Out The Old Year
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