The 51 Secrets To Being Too Cool

…52, if you count cool shades

I feel like leftover shit this morning. Woke up at 1:30 in the A.M. with stomach cramps. That set the scene for alternately sitting on the side of the bed or on the john, then (after 20 minutes or so of no relief from the pain) going back to bed to attempt sleep for 45 minutes or so.

This happens to me a couple of times a year. Eventually, usually just before I need to get up for work, the dam breaks, so to speak, and I get a bit of a respite from the pain…but not much or for very long.

If the past is any indication, I’ll be feeling ok by about 2:00. I’ll be tired and woozily feeling, but at least the cramping will stop. All hail the power of Pepto Bismol!

More blogging after work.