...dogs, cats, raccoons, pigs, all zooming The Doclopedia #3,088 Who Is Red?: A Ronin A tip of the bandana to Clyde Lee Graham for the idea. How did I get here? I fell into a hole in the air. It was the fall of your year 1760 and I was walking down a hillside. The … Continue reading We Put The Zoo In Zoomies! →

...you'll need a dead dragon and a huge oven The Doclopedia #3,087 Who Is Red?: An Antelope A tip of the bandana to Jamie Revell for the idea. NHTA Ministry of Arts Dossier Name: Red Zala Species: Red Fronted Gazelle Age: 12 years Education: Degree in Dance Arts from Gorilla City University, 2017 Current Job: … Continue reading How To Cook A Dragon →

...he liked it there The Doclopedia #3,086 Who Is Red?: A Clown A big thank you to Lee Goldberg for the idea. Listen up, kid, cos I'm gonna tell ya 'bout Red Kanosky, Little Red, the greatest damned clown ever. Started clowning with the old Sparks Shows back in '06, when he was 11 years … Continue reading Walter On The Ice →

...just no The Doclopedia #3,085 Who Is Red?: A Commie A hippie style peace sign to Spike Y Jones for the idea. In the office of J. Edgar Hoover, June, 1969. “Here's the file, Director. You were right, this guy is a commie through and through. That nickname, Red, is a perfect fit. As you … Continue reading Back Off, Susie Jane! →

...co-starring her cousin, Sinnamon Bunzy The Doclopedia #3,084 Who Is Red?: A Fixer My big thanks to Colm Lundberg for the idea. Calm down, Danny. Yeah, you're in a world of shit, but I know a guy who might be able to help you out. His name is Red Bellman and he's a fixer. He's … Continue reading The Seriously Romantic, Yet Totally Almost True, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy With The Funny Nose →

...and fails pretty badly The Doclopedia #3,083 Who Is Red?: A Frog A Las Vegas shoutout to Ron Wm Hurlbut for the idea In the Tooniverse, Red Frog is a fast talking con man that is forever getting the main characters into situations that go wrong. He knows they are greedy and/or stupid, and he … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Tries To Relax →

...it was GaryThe Doclopedia #3,082 Who Is Red?: Bard A big hug to Avis Crane for the idea. Name: Mokell “Red” Tertenian Class: Bard Species: Ostarian Human Level: 5 STR: 10 INT: 15 CON: 11 CHA: 16 DEX: 11 WIS: 10 Instruments: Flute, Fiddle Weapons: Rapier (1-8), Dagger (1-6) Spells: Distraction Peaceful Rest Energize Healing … Continue reading The Worst Penguin →

...then your ass will go into an oven The Doclopedia #3,081 Who Is Red?: A Mortician Big ups to Gabriel Gentile for the idea. Let me tell you, you will not find a better xenomortician anywhere in this system, let alone on this planet, than Red Clymoxin. She has photos and tri-phots on her wall … Continue reading One Day, The Turkeys Will Come For You! →

...OUCH!The Doclopedia #3,080 Who Is Red?:A Busker A tip of the bandana to Michael Schwartz for the idea. Oh, yeah, Red's busking over on the next block. Strummin' that guitar and singin'. Maybe doing a bit of a dance now and again. He's been doing it all over the city for about 5 years now. … Continue reading Bad Game Reaction →