...as told by Dr. John H. Watson and Sarah Jane Smith The Doclopedia #3,172 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job The Party The party took place 2 days later at a rented community hall in a small town in eastern Maryland. Food and drink of all sorts was available, music was playing, … Continue reading The Case Of The Multiple Time Lords →

...no dubloons The Doclopedia #3,171 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Queen Bee and Chief Richards As the catering truck she was in was heading for the front gate, Queen Bee gave one last message to the team. “This is your Honey Mama signing off, babies. I'll see you all in the … Continue reading Goons, Loons, Spoons & Moons →

...because he was really tired. The Doclopedia #3,170 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Smooth Paul As the last booms of the fireworks display were echoing off of the hills, Smooth and Lucy left the mansion and sought out her parents. “So, Tom, what did you think of the show?” The Senator … Continue reading Wilbur Wozinski Slept Here →

...those Frenchies were pissed The Doclopedia #3,169 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job The California Kid and Sister Nell After stumbling drunkenly into the restrooms, Nell did indeed take a couple of minutes to pee, while The Kid, ignoring the smell of sick cop barf, used his own small canister of helium … Continue reading Chapter 991: In Which Out Hero And Alphonse The Talking Goat, Steal A French Ship Of The Line →

...givin' them kids too much candy The Doclopedia #3,168 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Spider and Moon With all of the paintings unframed, rolled up and placed into 4 aluminum tubes that were then capped off, Spider and Moon next gathered all of their equipment and left the room for the … Continue reading Troublesome Aunties →

.and sometimes emphatic The Doclopedia #3,167 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job The California Kid and Sister Nell Having found the combination to the safe, The Kid and Nell went straight up to the Senator's third floor office. The door was locked, which slowed them down only for the 43 seconds it … Continue reading Sporadic, But Automatic →

...not my department The Doclopedia #3,166 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Smooth Paul At about the 15 minute mark of the fireworks show, Smooth left Lucy at the balcony railing and went back into the bathroom where his package was. Opening it up, he took out a large folded up piece … Continue reading All About Clean Living →

...OUCH!!! The Doclopedia #3,165 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Spider & Moon As soon as the Kid had said “showtime”, Spider was on the move. He dropped the line that would cause both cameras to lower when pulled. After that he was down the tree and putting on his backpack. Everything … Continue reading A +3 Hammer Of Toe Smashing →

...that's meaningless to anyone under about 65 The Doclopedia #3,164 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Queen Bee In her small section of the catering truck, Queen Bee was getting progress reports from everyone, taking notes, watching the tv screens, and reporting anything interesting or necessary to the California Kid and Spider. … Continue reading Begin The Begone →

...mutant chickens! The Doclopedia #3,163 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Chief Richards & The Band Just before the fireworks started Devere and Martin, the two cops stationed at the corner to the southwest of the back yard, radioed to him that their stomachs were cramping and they had to get to … Continue reading X-Hens →

...they were drunk on sausage gravy The Doclopedia #3,162 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Sister Nell & The California Kid The band had been hired to play only until the fireworks started, so they were now packing up to leave. Nell helped them load up their 2 vans, then stepped in … Continue reading The Gravy Gnomes Have Some Fun →

...they just wander aimlessly The Doclopedia #3,161 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing Smooth Paul The moment Paul heard Kid give the signal through his earphone, … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Muskrats Of Potawango Island →

...or Duke The Doclopedia #3,160 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. The California Kid The man that Chief Richards knew as Mr. Hanson, that Lucy Jervison … Continue reading No Steak For Yoyo! →

...it makes socks The Doclopedia #3,159 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Queen Bee The woman known to the thieving crew as Queen Bee was the … Continue reading Sock Machine →

...#1: Do peaceful stuff The Doclopedia #3,158 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Chief Richards Jack Richards was 60 years old. He had shitty knees, male … Continue reading Seven Ways To Find Peace →

...the kind you eat The Doclopedia #3,157 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Spider The Jervison estate sat on 10 acres of land and had an … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Fish →

...a left shoe The Doclopedia #3,156 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Moon Moon looked and acted exactly like the kind of catering staff that the … Continue reading A Shoe For Bob →

...in Space-O-Rama! The Doclopedia #3,155 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Sister Nell Her name was not really Nell, and she was not any variety of … Continue reading Attack Of The Space Amazons →

...mine run a floating crap game The Doclopedia #3,154 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Smooth Paul On the day of the hot job, Smooth Paul … Continue reading Good Dogs Don’t Gamble →