...wait, that wasn't the song title CritterCon 11 Trip Day Three (By Janet) Hello there! I'm Janet and I'm a skunk. I'll be writing today's trip report, but first, I'd just like to thank everyone for being so nice and accepting of me. We skunks tend to keep everyone away via our not undeserved reputation, … Continue reading Land Of 1,000 Dunces
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Zany Bullfinches Pestered My Hoopoes
...google it CatCon 8 Day 2: In which we check out some monsters, the cheekiness of jackrabbits is discussed and Auntie Avis bakes pies. Day 2 of our trip found us in Kingman, Arizona, where we visited the newly renamed and upgraded “Monsters Of The Desert!” Years ago, desert sculptors with time on their hands … Continue reading Zany Bullfinches Pestered My Hoopoes
The Royal Report On Dealing With Dragons
...it's only one word: DON'T! The Doclopedia #1,180 The Truth About Monsters: Ents The physical description of Ents that Professor Tolkien gave us in The Lord of the Rings is spot on. These “tree shepherds” are roughly humanoid looking trees themselves. Any sort of tree can be represented, with the deciduous species being the … Continue reading The Royal Report On Dealing With Dragons
London’s Crawling
...it just sort of "woke up" one day The Doclopedia #1,135 Monsters Of The Circle Sea: Kul Kuru “Listen, matey, 'cos I'm gonna tell ye about Kul Kuru, the great beast of the Torangiri Swamps. Them swamps must cover thousands of square miles, with plenty of rivers an' streams fer large ships an' small boats … Continue reading London’s Crawling
A Male Snail With A Pail Of Ale Was In Jail
...and thereby hangs our tale The Doclopedia #1,134 Monsters Of The Circle Sea: The Great Turtle Far out to sea, where the waters are deeper than deep, lives the Great Turtle, the largest “monster” on the planet. He (or is it she?) is a full mile long and almost that wide, with a sawtooth looking … Continue reading A Male Snail With A Pail Of Ale Was In Jail
No Say Drugs Just To
...I am SOOOO stoned Yes, Gentle Readers, I'm starting another "500 Doclopedia Entries in 365 Days" death march. Tune in daily for new high strangeness. The Doclopedia #1,132 Monsters Of The Circle Sea: The Eye Beast Nobody knows where the Eye Beast came from, but it has been haunting the Circle Sea in the area … Continue reading No Say Drugs Just To
Doc Tempest: The Wall Of Voodoo
...from the May, 1999 issue The Doclopedia #1,131 Monsters Of The Circle Sea: Giant Sea Snakes If you were to sail 200 miles due south of Black Pig Island, you would find the low and swampy island cluster known as the Snake Islands. It is here that the Giant Sea Snakes come to mate, … Continue reading Doc Tempest: The Wall Of Voodoo
Not In This Issue: Cheeseburgers, Skateboards Or Vikings
...maybe next month The Doclopedia #1,120A Child's Book Of...: SurvivalFrom the introduction...Listen up, kid! This book will help you survive out in the world. It's going to be tough, but if you learn the things in this book, you'll be able to live and grow up.You've probably been given this book by a nursebot or maybe … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Cheeseburgers, Skateboards Or Vikings
6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
...they kicked those bovine asses. The Doclopedia #1,089 The Alphabet: D is for... Doom Flowers Coming out of New York, the Doom Flowers were one of the first all female punk rock bands in the United States. Using only the names of flowers to identify themselves, Lily (guitar, vocals), Rose (guitar, vocals), Violet (bass) & … Continue reading 6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
... they're the size of a cow The Doclopedia #1,088 The Alphabet: C is for… Cave Mouth A Cave Mouth is a living creature that inhabits a cave, then forms into a false cave interior. It makes itself look inviting for animals or sentients to seek shelter in. Once an creature is inside it, it … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
The Positively Amazing, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Jelly Sandwich
...featuring her beautiful cousin, Nelly The Doclopedia #1,026 Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: Olivia Dallas, Monster Slayer From the biography “Slayer: The Life Of Olivia Dallas” “And of course, there was her famous collection of guns and ammunition, all of which were used to dispatch various creatures ranging from two foot tall goblins to … Continue reading The Positively Amazing, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Jelly Sandwich
My Moral Compass Is Off By Several Degrees
...not that I let that stop me The Doclopedia #655 Warning Labels: Deep Fried Fleems WARNING: Deep Fried Fleems are VERY HOT! Do not insert them into your nutrient intake orifice until they have cooled off a bit. (Not: Glaxians, Korrdruu & X'XaaanXaa may ignore that warning) If your body is unable to process high … Continue reading My Moral Compass Is Off By Several Degrees
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Blinks
...DON'T BLINK! (if you're not a Doctor Who fan, you won't get it) The Doclopedia #428 The Alphabet, Again: M is for...Monster Island A great many other Earths have a place called Monster Island, but they vary quite a bit as to geography, topography and exactly what kind of “monsters”, if any, you'll find there. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Blinks
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