...because of all the damned 1's . A Short Lecture You And Your Cat Let's start this lecture off by saying that if the cat is not yours, you had best either put it back where you found it or wait for a lecture titled “You And The Cat You Stole, You Catnapping Bastard!” Now, … Continue reading Dice Rollin’ Blues
Tag: A Short Lecture
Doc Tempest VS The Queen Of Murder
...from the April 1951 issue . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture Gardening As A Hobby I am informed by my friends with dirt stains in the knees of their jeans and soil under their fingernails that gardening is both a relaxing hobby and a way to beautify your landscape. I was also told … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Queen Of Murder
The Flying Spanaducci Sister Star In “Dancing Down To Georgia”
...co-starring Eddie Klamont and Cecil Purklins . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture Writing Your Novel First of all, let's forget that whole write a novel in a month foolishness. No, if you decide to write a novel, you need to take as long as it takes. Of course, if you take too long, … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sister Star In “Dancing Down To Georgia”
The True Story Of How I Sold A Cow To Three Frat Boys
...well, actually, it was a bull . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture How To Watch Birds . We are told that, among hobbies, bird watching has long been among the top five. Who tells us this? Not the birds, of course, since they cannot speak English and they have no need to make … Continue reading The True Story Of How I Sold A Cow To Three Frat Boys
Quantum Action Squad 7
...more fake anime . A Short Lecture What To Do About Halloween To start with, let me be clear that this lecture is not about having Halloween. I know that some people think there should be no Halloween. But they are, to use a technical term my children taught me, poopheads. No, I'm here to … Continue reading Quantum Action Squad 7
We Never Did Find Out Who Painted Larry Red
...we suspect aliens . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture How To Be A Dungeon Master As we all know, Dungeons & Dragons has, in recent years, enjoyed a huge resurgence in popularity. Millions of people are playing it, watching it on various platforms, reading about it and spending enormous amounts of money on … Continue reading We Never Did Find Out Who Painted Larry Red
The Adventure Of The Adventuring Adventurer
...he went looking for...ADVENTURE! . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture What To Do About Halloween To start with, let me be clear that this lecture is not about having Halloween. I know that some people think there should be no Halloween. But they are, to use a technical term my children taught me, … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Adventuring Adventurer
Green Metal Hair
...probably get hot in the sun . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture Children Or Pets? It has come to my attention that in recent years, many young people are opting to adopt pets rather than have children. Now, you can do both, and many people do. Just try to keep things straight when … Continue reading Green Metal Hair
Fruit Of The Dogs
...watermelon, mostly . A Short Lecture How To Walk In The Woods First of all, you need to ask yourself why you want to walk in the woods. Are you getting outside for some exercise? You could probably get plenty of exercise just walking around your neighborhood, especially if you live in a rougher section … Continue reading Fruit Of The Dogs
Handsome Joe Has A Party
...and there is cake . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,125 A Short Lecture: Your Vacation Destination . Now, before we get into this whole vacation selection process, you'll need to decide where you want to go and what sort of vacation you want. This is a decision not lightly made, should your spouse … Continue reading Handsome Joe Has A Party
Mexican Jenny Goes To War
...against the neighbor's crowing rooster . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,123 A Short Lecture: Why A Dog? . To get right into it, why not a dog? Are you some sort of dog hater? Do you have an allergy, or perhaps a fear of dogs? For that matter, do dogs not like you? … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Goes To War
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