Chapter 92: In Which Our Hero, Whilst Infiltrating The Coronation Of The French King, Is Afflicted With Flatulence Most Foul

...I hate when that happens Yo, internet homies, today I'm starting a hopefully pretty regular series where I cover various topics about things I like. Later, I'll start a similar series about things that piss me off. First up today: food! Great Things To Eat: Part One Curry: There are all sorts of curries out … Continue reading Chapter 92: In Which Our Hero, Whilst Infiltrating The Coronation Of The French King, Is Afflicted With Flatulence Most Foul →

I Said “Living Dead”, Not “Living Bread”!

...now I've got to shotgun that loaf of rye Goddammit, I swear that in 2012 I'll get back to a regular posting schedule here. In the mean time, a few tidbits before I roll out the first of several new Doclopedia posts. 1: It looks very much like I'll be running two official games at … Continue reading I Said “Living Dead”, Not “Living Bread”! →

Yule Be Sorry!

...sorry, had to be done. I've reposted this entry every few years since 2004, both because it is fun and in memory of our late dog, Roscoe. Enjoy. The Twelve Dog Days Of Christmas Words by Roscoe Theodore Cross “On the first day of Christmas, my humans gave to me…a tree on which I could … Continue reading Yule Be Sorry! →

You’ve Got A Fiend In Me, Buddy!

...what? The Doclopedia #388 My Family, Part Two..: Cousin Amy Unlike many of my relatives, my cousin Amy was not mentally “different”, had no strange religious or political affiliations, didn't obsess over anything and was, in general, a nice ordinary young lady. Except for being invisible much of the time. Sadly, Amy was afflicted with … Continue reading You’ve Got A Fiend In Me, Buddy! →

Sauce For The Gooseberry

...yum? After giving it some thought and also seeing how this blog has not been getting my full love and attention, I've decided that I wil go back to posting Doclopedia entries here. Longer fiction pieces wil still be put on the fiction blog over at http://doccross.blogspot.com/ (where right now you can find the second … Continue reading Sauce For The Gooseberry →

Drunken Guinea Pigs Trampled My Chamomile

...and they laughed while doing it! On Tuesday, I should be going back to work after a nearly three week hiatus due to my fucked up shoulder. This comes not a moment to soon, since both boredom and daytime television were slowly sucking away my sanity. Jesus Christ on a surfboard, who programs the shit … Continue reading Drunken Guinea Pigs Trampled My Chamomile →

The Way Funny, Yet Also Deeply Insightful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Popcorn Ball

...co-starring her pet jerboa, Dennis Holy Crap, Batman, An Actual Blog Post! Hopefully, this will get me back to regular posting. First up... New fiction up over on the fiction blog! It's the Second Series of After The Change Came and it's not written by the alternate Doc Cross who did the first one. Of … Continue reading The Way Funny, Yet Also Deeply Insightful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Popcorn Ball →