...a nice camembert will do The Doclopedia #2,573 Are You Kidding Me?: About The Money FAKE? COUNTERFEIT? ALL OF IT? This is a nightmare. We're on the hook for 50% of that five million. Crocetti is not going to just let us walk away from this. Jesus, we're dead. We can't even pass it, because … Continue reading I Need Cheese →

...much nicer than the other orcs The Doclopedia #2,572 Are You Kidding Me?: With This Dog You're kidding me, right? If I marry you, the dog comes with you? Annika, that dog is ugly, stupid, and if he moved any less, you could just swap him out for a stuffed toy dog. He's like, 60 … Continue reading Flower Orcs →

...or a frippy bit of foolishness The Doclopedia #2,571 Are You Kidding Me?: About What Happened Last Night Oh no, Glynis, please tell me things didn't happen the way I sort of remember them. Tell me I didn't make a complete fool of myself at Tony's wedding. Oh no! The whole bottle? Dancing on a … Continue reading A Foolish Bit Of Frippery →

...and I don't mean butts The Doclopedia #2,570 Are You Kidding Me?: Again, Chan No, Chan, I'm not believing a word you say. I know when I'm being told bullshit. You are not kidding me. And really, couldn't you come up with a better story? I mean, dead people walking around, killing the living? That's … Continue reading Drums For Bums →

...rated PG The Doclopedia #2,569 Are You Kidding Me?: With That Outfit No, really, dude, you look like an idiot. I don't care if it's what Grandpa wore to the high society parties, it makes you look like some doofus out of a silent movie. Everyone is going to laugh at you. I'll be embarrassed … Continue reading Episode #76: The Big Feel Up →

...starting with Mr. Goldfish The Doclopedia #2,568 Are You Kidding Me?: About Eddie Wait, wait wait! Run that by me again, Sanji. You say Eddie is Dog-Man? The same Dog-Man that goes out and fights crime? You have gone nuts, girlfriend. Eddie is a nice guy, but he's no Dog-Man. He's just out there at … Continue reading Three Fish Who Owe Me Favors →

...and stay out of the plastics, too The Doclopedia #2,567 Are You Kidding Me?: About That Duck “WHAT? $25,000.00? Are you kidding me, Yuri? You're saying that duck we found was a rare breed and a prize winning exhibition bird? That he got loose and the reward was 25 Gs? Oh no, no no no … Continue reading Stay Out Of The Woods Today! →