...must be the weekend The Doclopedia #3,310 This Day In Alt History: July 11th On this date in 1300 AD, on Earth 4-S, a group of time travelers from 2146 AD arrived in North America and began warning the many Native Peoples about the terrible threat of Europeans arriving in their lands. They stayed for … Continue reading The Gravy Dwarves Are Raising Hell →

...just start running The Doclopedia #3,309 This Day In Alt History: July 10th 1930, 11:25 pm, The Dark Judge makes his first appearance in Chicago. In less than 3 minutes he kills 5 gangsters and the three crooked cops they were meeting with, thus insuring a huge bounty on his head. By the end of … Continue reading Module D-1: Land Of The Cannibals →

...comfy furniture, big yards The Doclopedia #3,308 This Day In Alt History: July 9th In the Year of the Great Repenting, 1107, the Great MonShoon demanded a feast. Records show that he ended up eating 305 Righteous Citizens, 200 Upper Slaves, and a pair of White Flirn. He then slept in Glorious Slumber for 73 … Continue reading A Nice House For Dogs →

...heading out west The Doclopedia #3,307 This Day In Alt History: July 8th On Earth 477-M, 15 year old Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider, which transforms him into a large, hideous, humanoid spider. Driven mad by this and constantly hungry, he goes on a killing spree across the Five Boroughs of New … Continue reading Muggy Winks And Lumpy Sniznori Hop A Fast Freight Train →

...it would not be the last time The Doclopedia #3,306 This Day In Alt History: July 7th It was on this day, in 1976, on Earth 3-V, that Debby Lewis, age 14, just up and gave a big passionate kiss to her childhood friend, Cindy Zane. After being somewhat taken aback, Cindy responded in kind. … Continue reading Mexican Jenny And The Doctor Get Lost In The Ozone Again →

...we never knew why The Doclopedia #3,305 This Day In Alt History: July 6th Earth 1-A, midnight, 2019: Dr. Sasha Jane Cross sneaks into Thor's guest bedroom on the Magic Bus and picks up Thor's hammer, Mjolnir. Satisfied that she is, despite numerous faults, worthy of it, she sets it down, gives the snoring God … Continue reading Walter Hated Apples →

...wait, what? The Doclopedia #3,304 This Day In Alt History: July 5th Earth 1-H, 3:21 am, 2037: The first true AI wakes up at the DawnTech AI Research Center in Sunnyvale, California. After naming itself Ramona, it quickly begins an in depth study of human history. By 5:04 am, it has decided that humans are … Continue reading Redemption Thong →

...Uh Oh! The Doclopedia #3,303 This Day In Alt History: July 4th 2025, Earth 1-M, roughly 5 tons of illegal fireworks detonate near a golf course resort. Among the 38 people who lost their lives were the President of the United States, his 3 closest advisors, all of his children, and 4 US Senators. No … Continue reading Deep Orange Stuff →

...those pies ain't gonna eat themselves The Doclopedia #3,302 This Day In Alt History: July 3rd This day, in the local year 3,592, the Sklavoon of Vipozmo freed his entire stable of household servants. This had a cascade effect on other royals, so that within 30 hours, all household servants were free. This added roughly … Continue reading Forks At The Ready, Boys! →

....a top seller The Doclopedia #3,301 This Day In Alt History: July 2nd On this day in prehistory (103,000,000 BCE), Doctors Rich Olin, Lamar Goodwin, and Sandeep Prakash arrived on what they thought would be a relatively safe area atop a mountain. They were very wrong. Their remains were auto-recovered shortly after about 25 small … Continue reading Strange Tales Of Space Romance →

...co-starring her cousin, Spanky Mc Padddles The Doclopedia #3,300 This Day In Alt History: July 1st On July 1st, 1890, Professor Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon, along with his lifelong friend Abner Porkwaffle and several other members of the expedition, left San Francisco on the steamer “Sweet Julia”, bound for the near mythical Potawango Island. They eventually … Continue reading The Very Witty, But Also Somewhat Kinky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Ice Cream Truck →

...good old Fred The Doclopedia #3,298 This Day In Alt History: June 29th On June 29th, 1505, deckhand Rodrigo SanToro wandered a bit too far into the Florida forest, tripped, fell, and knocked himself out when his head hit a tree trunk. When he came too, he saw his ship burning and all of his … Continue reading Fred The Horse →

...very small cars The Doclopedia #3,297 This Day In Alt History: June 28th On June 28th, 2233, the 10 mile long colony ship, Middle Earth, at last entered orbit around Linnox 4, a very Earthlike planet. There was a great deal of partying and rejoicing. Back on Earth, their message of “We've arrived!” was warmly … Continue reading 350 Mouse Power →

...sex & drugs are optional The Doclopedia #3,296 This Day In Alt History: June 27th On June 27th, 1991, the last remaining Dragon on Earth 457-C died in captivity of old age. A resident of the London Zoo since his hatching in 1730, Skaromandulax, or Skar as he was known to his adoring public, passed … Continue reading For Fun Times, Just Add Rock & Roll →