...we avoided it The Doclopedia #3,512 Your Mom: Told My Mom JOELY! Your mom saw me kissing Charlie and she told my mom about it! I was almost home when Melli came running down the block telling me not to go home yet, because Mom was not happy. She said come here and wait until … Continue reading Yellow Goo And Old Boots
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Planet Of The Dorks
...starring Igor The Doclopedia #3,511 Your Mom: Is A Superhero? Wait...WHAT? Your mom is a superhero? Bro, you've lost your mind. Hahaha! I mean, your mom is tall and in good shape for a woman of 40, but hell no, she's not Black Storm. For one thing, she's not black enough. Hell, she's not even … Continue reading Planet Of The Dorks
Bears! Bears Everywhere!
...so many bears The Doclopedia #3,510 Your Mom: Is Going To Be Pissed Off This is just great, Freddy! We're filthy from running through that marsh and you lost a shoe and I tore my new shirt and your mom is going to be PISSED Off! And then she'll tell my mom because why not, … Continue reading Bears! Bears Everywhere!
Doctor Silkmelon Examines A Specimen
...it was a fungus The Doclopedia #3,509 Your Mom: Can Really Cook Man, I love eating at your house. Everything your mother makes is delicious. That spaghetti and meatballs tonight was great! Even the salad was good. Your mom can really cook.I mean, my mom is okay at cooking, but she keeps making recipes she … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon Examines A Specimen
Time Travel Hijinx!
...oops! bye bye, Atlantis The Doclopedia #3,508 Your Mom: Is A Witch Glinny, of course your mom is a witch. Special broom nobody else can use? Cora, the cat she speaks to as if it can understand her? Pantry shelves full of stuff with names in 14 languages? I'm telling you, your mom is a … Continue reading Time Travel Hijinx!
On Tonight’s Episode: Detective Zoey Goes To The Zoo
...and things get nutty The Doclopedia #3,507 Places You Forget: Whitewood (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Our final place that gets forgotten is, conversely, one of the best known places among adventurers, and … Continue reading On Tonight’s Episode: Detective Zoey Goes To The Zoo
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens The Forbidden Box
...then the face melting starts The Doclopedia #3,506 Places You Forget: Castle Milgoss (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria As the saying goes in the Southern Lands, “Everyone knows what Castle Milgoss is, and … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens The Forbidden Box
The Cake Elves Are Going Crazy
...they've lost the frosting gun The Doclopedia #3,505 Places You Forget: Balya (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Balya. Lost Balya, home of the Golden Folk and the Ivory City. It tantalizes us every … Continue reading The Cake Elves Are Going Crazy
A New Sort Of Sweet Thing
...flavored with jam The Doclopedia #3,504 Places You Forget: Danigan's Saloon (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Ringles Scarfoot I must say, I never reckoned that a fellow such as myself would be lecturing such a … Continue reading A New Sort Of Sweet Thing
So Long, Horace Minorka
...have fun! The Doclopedia #3,503 Places You Forget: The Dream Library (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Most of us here have heard of the Dream Library. Only a slightly smaller number have been … Continue reading So Long, Horace Minorka
Stolen Underwear And Cheap Wine
...not gonna tell you about it The Doclopedia #3,502 Places You Forget: Tower Rock (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Now we come to Tower Rock, which at least 17 members of this very … Continue reading Stolen Underwear And Cheap Wine
The Absolutely Almost 70% True, Yet Fun As Hell, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magic Cheeseburger
...co-starring her new kitty, Clytemnestra The Doclopedia #3,501 Places You Forget: Andelvorn (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Andelvorn is rumored to be a small town, possibly in ruins, that surrounds the tower of … Continue reading The Absolutely Almost 70% True, Yet Fun As Hell, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magic Cheeseburger
3,500???
...HOLY SHIT! Three thousand five hundred Doclopedia posts, folks! That's just crazy.I'm taking a few weeks off from Doclopedia posts, but they'll resume on September first with a 365 Day Challenge to post only brand new themes. We'll see how that goes.In the meantime, enjoy the annual CritterCon write up, which starts in a few … Continue reading 3,500???
A Terribly Dangerous Duck
...his name was Ping The Doclopedia #3,499 Alt. Cross Family Dogs: Yoyo Full Name: Yoyo Brian Cross Breed: Westie/Norwich Terrier In early January of 2025, we made it known to local shelters and rescues that we were looking for a bonded pair of young dogs. We didn't care about sex or breed, although we said … Continue reading A Terribly Dangerous Duck
How To Buy A Plant
...step 1: buy 5 plants The Doclopedia #3,498 Alt. Cross Family Dogs: Luke Full Name: Luke Skywalker Cross Breed: Standard Poodle Seven year old Luke was Silky's soulmate, but in many ways quite different from her. Although a poodle, most of his hunting instincts leaned toward barking at birds, especially the world famous Telegraph Hill … Continue reading How To Buy A Plant
Busted By the Boardgame Police
...for excessive rules questioning The Doclopedia #3,497 Alt. Cross Family Dogs: Silky Full Name: Silky Dawn Cross Breed: Foxhound/Husky/? After Daisy died in early 2019, we took an assignment to go travel Australia on the recently completed Great Triangle High Speed Railway, which took us a month, then went on to visit friends in India … Continue reading Busted By the Boardgame Police
All Hail The Gravy Gnomes!
...they love the biscuit elves The Doclopedia #3,496 Alt. Cross Family Dogs: Daisy Mae Full Name: Daisy Mae Cross Breed: Shiba Inu/Jack Russell Terrier Daisy Mae was an 8 month old bundle of energy when we adopted her, and quickly claimed Lucy as her Mom and Sasha as her best friend/sister/rival. While not as intelligent … Continue reading All Hail The Gravy Gnomes!
Helpful Birds
...mostly crows The Doclopedia #3,495 Alt. Cross Family Dogs: Sasha Full Name: Sasha Jane Cross Breed: Border Collie Mix When we went into the shelter in Denver, on May 10, 2001, we had no intention of adopting two more dogs, but we ended up doing just that. Sasha was a 1 year old Border Collie … Continue reading Helpful Birds
The Five Blue Budgies Find A Treasure
...and squander it on birdseed The Doclopedia #3,494 Alt. Cross Family Dogs: Lucy Full Name: Lucy Louise Cross Breed: Rottweiler We got Lucy from a neighbor whose dog had died giving birth to 3 puppies. Lucy was barely 3 days old when we got her and she was the runt of the litter. My wife, … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Find A Treasure
And Then The GM Smiled
...and the players knew fear The Doclopedia #3,493 Alt. Cross Family Dogs: Winker Full Name: Winker Sue Cross Breed: Corgi Winker AKA Winky AKA The Winkerdog was, by turns, a total sweetheart and a terrible little rascal. She adored Daisy Ann and the girls, loved Roscoe and my wife, and pretty much thought of me … Continue reading And Then The GM Smiled
Clankenstein
...partly made out of tin cans The Doclopedia #3,492 Alt. Cross Family Dogs: Daisy Ann Full Name: Daisy Ann Cross Breed: Springer Spaniel When Roscoe turned 13, in we knew he wouldn't have too many years left, so we took our girls, ages 8, 6, 6, and 3, to a shelter to look at another … Continue reading Clankenstein
Sunrise On The Prairie
...just me and my pygmy pony The Doclopedia #3,491 Alt. Cross Family Dogs: Roscoe Full Name: Roscoe Theodore Cross Breed: Pitbull/Labrador We adopted Roscoe in early 1977, after almost 5 years of traveling around the world and writing about it. We were expecting our first baby and saw Roscoe at the local shelter. He was … Continue reading Sunrise On The Prairie
Digital Madness
...every day The Doclopedia #3,482 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Rick Storm During the Great War, 18 year old Rick Storm was first a pilot with Lafayette Escadrille, then later a spy and saboteur for the US and France. After the war, he tried to return to life in St. Louis, Missouri, but found it just … Continue reading Digital Madness
Freddie And The Gang Had A Great Night
...many sheep were shorn The Doclopedia #3,481 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Queeb Queek Queeb Queek is a noted Silandrian scientist who specializes in plant based chemicals and their uses. This makes sense, since Silandria has the greatest number of plant species of any planet in Sub-Sector 1376 of our galaxy. Always anxious to put his … Continue reading Freddie And The Gang Had A Great Night
All About Flounders
...with many illustrations The Doclopedia #3,480 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Porzon Earthmaster Wizard of the 8th Circle, 100 year member of the Wizard's Guild, and successful businessman, Porzon Earthmaster is a creator of clay golems. These golems are highly valued for use in dangerous jobs or situations using workers who eat, sleep, or get easily … Continue reading All About Flounders
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