...for fun dogs Here's a very fun meme I got from gmskarka. I may regret posting it:) If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be … Continue reading Dog Fun
Month: November 2005
Violet Eyed Night Girls
...watching and waiting Before I begin this episode of the Fiction Experiment, I'd like to announce that I've finally given it a real title... "My Wand Is Quick" This is a take on the old Mickey Spillane novel "My Gun Is Quick". One last thing. Altho I changed the characters somewhat, I actually chose the … Continue reading Violet Eyed Night Girls
Coyote Is My Co-Pilot
...send religious hate mail to idon'tgiveafuck.com:) BLAAH! Monday...another fuckin' week of working...I need to win the lottery. I have put the Official Castle Cross Techie (Grace) onto the task of figuring out how to post pictures here on my LJ. Once she has it all hammered out, I'll put up some pics for your wonder … Continue reading Coyote Is My Co-Pilot
Is It Hot In Here?
...or are you just glad to see me? Well, the weekend is over and there isn't much to report. Things alternated between lazy and busting my ass in the garden. I did get manythings done, including the first pour of cement in the Great Retaining Wall Project. One pour down, 3 more to go...and then … Continue reading Is It Hot In Here?
I Shall Do You This Favor, Mr. Turkey
...and one day, I may ask for a favor in return. Grace and I are just now tucking into our UnTurkey Day seafood curry and, boys and girls, it is damned good. Clams (1 pound), crab meat (1 pound), catfish (1 pound) and bay scallops (1 pound)...along with baby corn, two kinds of mushrooms, bell … Continue reading I Shall Do You This Favor, Mr. Turkey
Powered By Guinness
...'ats right, feckin' GUINNESS! And speaking of Guinness, I'm drinkin' it right now, boyo. Yum Yum! We just got back from seeing "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". Very good flick. They cut what needed to be cut, kept the best and did a damned fine job of putting it on the screen. Now … Continue reading Powered By Guinness
Bucky & Squint Join The Navy
...and hilarity ensues The Fiction Experiment: Part 3 There among a dozen other seemingly mundane devices lay a pair of old fashioned opera glasses. An antiques dealer would tell you that they were made in Switzerland about 1890. Arielle couldn't have cared less about that. What she cared about is that they had belonged to … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Join The Navy
Dangerous Gravy
...you know you want to taste it. Damn...fell asleep in my chair last night and didn't write the third installment of the Fiction Experiment. I'll have it done tonight. Watched "Surface" last night. It's getting better every week, despite the fact that it (as in last night's episode) often pisses in the face of scientific … Continue reading Dangerous Gravy
The Horticultural Whore Does Manhattan
...well, ok, I didn't do Manhattan What I did do was spend the time I SHOULD have been planting plants, searching for the buried water main control. It didn't help that I dug in the wrong spot for 20 minutes. Anyway, the spot is exposed, weather/dirtproofed and marked clearly in case I fuck up and … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Does Manhattan
All The Good Girls Want Me
...'cos all the bad girls have had me Amazingly, that's NOT a DocQuote:) Going Up The Country About an hour ago, my Sweet Angel and I got back from a merry little 6 hour, 226 mile jaunt up the middle of California's wonderful, tho flat as a pancake and not particularly scenic, Central Valley. For … Continue reading All The Good Girls Want Me
Pink Laser Bunnies
...hippity hop, hippity hop, ZAP! Oh No! It's Another Meme! 7 things I plan to do before I die Travel to Australia Own a farm Piss on the graves of both Nixon and Reagan Write a novel Cook a 10 course meal for 20 friends Travel to Ireland, Scotland & Portugal Shake the pillars of … Continue reading Pink Laser Bunnies
Harry Potter And The Naughty Cheerleaders
...in which Harry gets his wand polished. Doc Update #33 1/3 1: Going thru playtesters comments on the Pro Writing Job. Will commence the minor rewriting and corrections next weekend. 2: Have come to the conclusion that watching people playing poker on tv is even MORE boring than watching bowling on tv. 3: Once again … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Naughty Cheerleaders
Red Hair, Blue Eyes, Black Heart
...she was nothing but the right kind of trouble. Fiction Experiment: Part 2 An hour later, there was a short knock on the office door and in walked the last man on earth that Arielle wanted to see. She was awake, out of her chair and her wand was out in a heartbeat, pointed squarely … Continue reading Red Hair, Blue Eyes, Black Heart
Magical Misery Tour
...now with extra angst! Ok, kids, let's see how well Uncle Doc did on his Big List O' Chores.. 1: Clean both bathrooms. Get semi high off the chlorine fumes. Done! When Grace gets home, she will be thrilled. 2: Go outside and plant many plants. Well, yes and no. Planted Dianthus, Pansies and a … Continue reading Magical Misery Tour
Homicidal Robot Frogs
...they're green, they hop, they're packin heat Doc's Day Off: A User's Guide 1: Clean both bathrooms. Get semi high off the chlorine fumes. 2: Go outside and plant many plants. 3: Go gas up car and buy mulch...if you have the money. 4: Eat lunch...in this case, a tasty mixed berry protien shake. 5: … Continue reading Homicidal Robot Frogs
The Kitty Cats Go To Mars
...to use the Great Face for a scratching post. Hey, kids, there's still time to put in your suggestions for the Fiction Experiment (check out the posts from last weeks episode) before I write the next part. Saw "Legend of Zorro" yesterday. Fun flick, tho not as good as "Mask of Zorro" and more played … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Go To Mars
Industrial Lice & Magic
...I have no idea. 7 hours of shovelling, digging, etc. Grace and I are a couple of beaten eggs. It's only 6:00 and I'm nodding off. No work for the rest of the weekend! More later.
The Sex Lives Of Porcupines
...fraught as it is with worry and danger Today is the start of a 4 day weekend for me...took today and Monday off as a consolation prize for missing GenCon SoCal. So what will Grace (who has today off cos it's Veterans Day) be doing? Yardwork! Hopefully not more than a couple of hours worth, … Continue reading The Sex Lives Of Porcupines
Small Round Paisley Things That Go “Poing”
...that would be a "TOON Tales" in joke. Well, my little barbecued briskets, Grace and I decided to have our anniversary prime rib dinner last night instead of tonight. It was huge and we couldn't finish the prime rib OR the hugeass chunk of chocolate cake, so we brought 'em home for tonight. Oh yeah...after … Continue reading Small Round Paisley Things That Go “Poing”
The Adventures Of SuperSquinky!
...she wields the power of sweetness. Oy, do I have a full plate or what? Right off the bat, I'm restructuring the Kingdom Building Game so as to get everyone on an even footing and take into account losing two players. I've learned alot about running games like this, so I'm streamlining the turn form … Continue reading The Adventures Of SuperSquinky!
Artichoke Alley
...right near where it crosses Mayonnaise Boulevard The Fiction Experiment Ok, boys and girls, here's the deal: I'll write a bit, then stop and ask you to suggest something. The suggestion I like best gets used. I'll post story sections on Mondays, so you have a week to impress me. So, here we go. Part … Continue reading Artichoke Alley
It’s All About The Evil Pelicans
...too scary! Writing experiment will start tonight. Was delayed due to gastrointestinal rebellion. Feeling better now.
It’s All About The Evil Pelicans
...too scary! Writing experiment will start tonight. Was delayed due to gastrointestinal rebellion. Feeling better now.
1,000 Naked Redheads And A White Rabbit
...now that's something you don't see every day Ok, so, over on his Most Excellent LJ, Robin D. Laws is running a "play by poll" game. It rocks. Since, as a RPG writer/GM I am doomed to forever walk in Robin's shadow, I won't do one of those. What I will do is start a … Continue reading 1,000 Naked Redheads And A White Rabbit
Barbecued Neocon On A Stick
...they taste terrible, but they're fun to cook Today will be a day of hard work for My Sweet Little Indian Runner Duck Of Love and I. It is finally time to chop up and move the huge amounts of plant matter I have piled up over the spring/summer. Oh yes, kiddies, there will be … Continue reading Barbecued Neocon On A Stick
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