A Sandwich Of The Highest Order

...and toasted, to boot The Doclopedia #2,517 It's All Fun & Games Until...: Aliens Eat Peaches No, Excellency, it was nothing the Terrans did. They were most gracious hosts. No, the fault lies in our food testing devices. They worked perfectly well in detecting things that would harm us in all of the expected ways, … Continue reading A Sandwich Of The Highest Order →

Yoyo Cross And The Very Fancy Skateboard

...it cost $700.00 The Doclopedia #2,516 It's All Fun & Games Until...: You Wake Up In The Wrong Body Here you go, Kelly. Have a drink of water. No, no, please don't scream again! I swear, it's me, Hannah. No, really. Look, okay, I know this is way WAY strange, since I'm now in the … Continue reading Yoyo Cross And The Very Fancy Skateboard →

This Episode Brought To You By Tastee Soap

...the soap that tastes like a meal The Doclopedia #2,515 It's All Fun & Games Until...: The Bomb Doesn't Go Off Why didn't the bomb go off, Henri? The bomb was supposed to distract them so we could have a smooth getaway! Now we've got about 50 fucking commie special forces assholes shooting at us, … Continue reading This Episode Brought To You By Tastee Soap →

Truck Fump

...hard The Doclopedia #2,514 It's All Fun & Games Until...: Your Dad Sees The Bill So, this is my life now. Yard work in the front yard, back yard, both side yards, wash Dad & Mom's cars, clean out and organize the garage, wash dinner dishes, babysit my youngest sibs, and whatever else Dad tells … Continue reading Truck Fump →

I Got Them Old Green Blues

...not the old blue greens The Doclopedia #2,513 It's All Fun & Games Until...: You Piss Off The Mountain Goats No, grandmother, we did not get up to the top of Ka'tchana. We almost got there, but then we encountered several mountain goats. We thought to just go far around them, but Otanta said that … Continue reading I Got Them Old Green Blues →

Chapter 63: In Which Little Sally, Ned The Cat, And Two Drunken Nuns Save Our Hero From Certain Doom

...it was sacramental wine what got the nuns plastered The Doclopedia #2,512 It's All Fun & Games Until...: The Car Transforms No, Nick, I'm telling you, THE CAR TRANSFORMED INTO A ROBOT! Yes, a fuckin' robot! 15 feet tall and weird looking and PACKING MAJOR HEAT, NICK! So yeah, me and the guys ran like … Continue reading Chapter 63: In Which Little Sally, Ned The Cat, And Two Drunken Nuns Save Our Hero From Certain Doom →

A Very Cool Move

...and totally unexpected The Doclopedia #2,511 It's All Fun & Games Until...: The Cats Go Crazy It was the cats, officer. They went insane. Yes, at least 30 of them. Yes, old Mrs. Flagler has 9 that live in her house, bit she feeds at least two dozen feral cats, too. Like I told your … Continue reading A Very Cool Move →

How To Grow Ferns

...Step #1: Buy some ferns . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,625 It's All Fun & Games Until...: The Shit Hits The Fan . “Welcome back to Fux News coverage of the President's rally here in Whiteyville. The estimates are that there are 50,000 people here in the arena and another 20,000 outside. It … Continue reading How To Grow Ferns →

See Page 129

...it's a 128 page book . The Doclopedia #1,623 It's All Fun & Games Until...: You Dig Up Old Mr. Flory . “Thanks, Jim Bob. I been thinkin' about a cold beer all day. So like I was sayin', me and Bubba Franks got this job to go up to Floryville and dig up the … Continue reading See Page 129 →

Module D-1: Expedition Into The Haunted Forest

... for 4 to 6 players of levels 3-5 . The Doclopedia #1,621 It's All Fun & Games Until...: Her Dad Shows Up . “The O'Hara twins parents are going to be gone all night, you said. They're a couple of really wild chicks that will go all the way, you said. We'll have 3 … Continue reading Module D-1: Expedition Into The Haunted Forest →