...did I mishear that?   CatCon4: Day 11 (Con Day 4) Last day of the con...mucho merch is bought... games are played...seminars are attended...pie is eaten...we head home via the old spacey wacey/timey wimey This being the last day of the con, our merry band of travelers hit the Dealer's Room early and hard. There … Continue reading Apes In Toyland →

...heh heh..."may"...heh heh   CatCon4: Day 10 (Con Day 3) An even quicker recap Grace: Spent very nearly the entire day in several board game tournaments, two of which she won (Bean Trader and a giant sized live action version of Kill Doctor Lucky) The Critters: Played in two LARPS (as a team) and went … Continue reading Caution: Contents May Include Strangeness →

...but he and Martha did knock off a quickie in the woodshed   CatCon4: Day 8 (Con Day 1) A quick rundown of what transpired The Pre-Con Party on Wednesday night: Rocked, plain and simple. Everyone had loads of fun and at one point, we had a group of sock puppets doing various Monty Python … Continue reading George Washington Did Not Sleep Here →

...we had to pour him a stiff drink   CatCon4: Day 7 We wake up to the sound of music...breakfast riots occur...swag is gotten and plots hatched...dogs & cats race together...more food is eaten, sans rioting...a fine party is attended Since this entire town is wired up for every sort of electronic communication you can … Continue reading Greedy Moose Infuriated My Albino Lungfish →

...it's a polar bear martial art   CatCon 4: Day 5 A lazy day...Critters Assemble!...we view two houses made of stuff Our Monday got off to a later than usual start. This can be blamed on: adults going out for adult beverages and fun the previous night...and everybody being tired from walking around the city … Continue reading Iceboxing →

...from the  March, 1913 issue   CatCon 4: Day 4 We perform musically for Yazoo City, Mississippi, then make a quick escape...Clowns are viewed...We enter New Orleans If you are going to do “The Time Warp” in full costume with pre-recorded musical backup, where and when better to do it than in Yazoo City, Mississippi … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Castle Of Dr. Loveless →

...not as much fun as you might think   CatCon 4: Day 3 Your Humble Narrator plays catch up...we again encounter Jesus...an Iron Chef competition happens Having fallen behind by a day, I shall now make an earnest attempt to catch up by compressing Saturday into a “highlights reel”. 8:00 AM: Our company begins waking … Continue reading Soggy Sock Tricks →

...the title answers the question "who would do that?" CatCon 4: Day 2 I accept a cereal eating throwdown...we stop to see a really big gator...Flash & Lucy raise hell The KOA has a free pancake breakfast, so at 8 AM we all got in line for it. After a couple of minutes, Mary noted … Continue reading Cliff Diving For The Complete Idiot →

...one without predators, but with more peanuts CatCon 4: Day 1, Part 2 We eat and watch movies. We ate a good dinner at a Cuban restaurant last night, then watched a couple of alternate Earth movies. The first one was “Escape From Toronto”, directed by John Carpenter, starring Kurt Russell and William Shatner, with … Continue reading Chipmunks For A Better America →