...sounds good to me The Doclopedia #461 The Alphabet, Again: W is for...Wicked Sisterhood NOTE: You can find out more about Andromeda Andropoulis here:http://www.thedociverse.com/andromeda-andropoulis.html#axzz1qlEYhRc0 ) The Wicked Sisterhood is a Victorian Era group of independently minded female criminals assembled by Andromeda Andropoulis, the greatest criminal mastermind of her day. Andromeda (Andi Andi to her very … Continue reading Inventing Dangerous Shit For Fun & Profit
Month: March 2012
Not In This Issue: Creamed Peas, Mayan Gold Or Dilbys
...we could have used that Mayan gold The Doclopedia #459 The Alphabet, Again: W is for...Waldo Brothers In 1972, Harold and Matt Waldo, two brothers from Rumskyville, Ohio, came into a bit of money ($15,000.00) and decided to use it to travel around the country investigating strange legends and stuff like that. Armed with two … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Creamed Peas, Mayan Gold Or Dilbys
Dr. Silkmelon Goes On Holiday And Discovers A Lost City
...as he is wont to do from time to time The Doclopedia #457 The Alphabet, Again: V is for...Vibroman When he was accidentally bathed in vibronic radiation from an exploding UFO, college student Leo Zenkner gained the ability to make all or parts of his body vibrate at and speed he chose. Among his powers … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon Goes On Holiday And Discovers A Lost City
The Rare And Beautiful Red Backed Swamp Gnu Of Potawango Island
...they are a new gnu The Doclopedia #454 The Alphabet, Again: U is for...UrZib Spice UrZib spice is a very rare spice made from the dried flower petals of the Zib Rose, which only grows high up near the tree line in the Drinafus Mountains. The Zib Rose is a miniature rose with no more … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Backed Swamp Gnu Of Potawango Island
One Little Kitten Fooled The Cops
...later, he got a half pound of salmon as a reward The Doclopedia #451 The Alphabet, Again: T is for...Toads From Hell First off, the giant toads that ravaged the English countryside in 1897 were not actually from Hell. They were from the laboratory of Doctor Hewitt Leverson, a mad scientist who specialized in biology. … Continue reading One Little Kitten Fooled The Cops
The American Tweezer Collector’s Newsletter
...all of the latest rare tweezer news The Doclopedia #448 The Alphabet, Again: S is for...Sleeping Dragon Of The Outback “Well, mate, the name says it all, don't it? It's a great bloody dragon sleepin' way out back of beyond and they reckon it's been there for 5,000 years or better. Gets around 8 million … Continue reading The American Tweezer Collector’s Newsletter
Hand Me That Frog, Melvin
...and then go wash your hands The Doclopedia #445 The Alphabet, Again: R is for...Reversing The Polarity It is flatly amazing how many times on hundreds of Earths and other worlds somebody has tried this to solve a problem. Don't they realize that it either does not do anything or else it does exactly the … Continue reading Hand Me That Frog, Melvin
Lucy & Sasha And The Search For Food
...it never ends The Doclopedia #443 The Alphabet, Again: R is for...Rumsucker If there is one thing that most pirates fear above all others, it is that ghastly creature known as the Rumsucker. As the name implies, it can drink prodigious amounts of rum, leaving a pirate crew in a totally bewildering state of sobriety. … Continue reading Lucy & Sasha And The Search For Food
Who Puts A Burglar Alarm On A Toilet Seat?
...I mean, that was just wrong! HOLY SHIT! SIX Doclopedia entries! I reckon I've done my penance for not writing enough the past two days. The Doclopedia #437 The Alphabet, Again: P is for...Panda-Man If you ask most science fiction and fantasy fans where Furries are on the scale of fandom, they would most likely … Continue reading Who Puts A Burglar Alarm On A Toilet Seat?
Warogobogo
...relax, it's just a nonsense word Doc Update! 1: As announced earlier elsewhere, the doctor took the stitches out of my shoulder and told me I'll be cleared to go back to work as soon as I feel up to it. Given that my arm is a bit weak from lack of use and still … Continue reading Warogobogo
The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Cupcake Elves Go To War!
...against the Vegetable Fairies The Doclopedia #434 The Alphabet, Again: O is for...Orok The Unstoppable On Earth 3, giant monster movies had a longer and more lucrative run than they did on our world. The 1972 release of “Orok the Unstoppable” is widely regarded as the pinnacle of the giant monster movie craze. While the … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Cupcake Elves Go To War!
Liquid Metal Vampire Hunters
...yet another fake anime series The Doclopedia #432 The Alphabet, Again: N is for...Numb Beans The beans of the semi-sentient Hunting Lily Vine are the source of a powerful anesthetic that many people find useful. Healers use it to help with pain, mages use it in a variety of spells and assassins use it to … Continue reading Liquid Metal Vampire Hunters
Chapter 39: In Which Our Hero Rides Off To War, But Not Until Thrashing The Wicked Vicar And Setting Free The Goose
...the goose was very grateful The Doclopedia #430 The Alphabet, Again: M is for...Mikwitz Mikwitz are tiny two inch tall humanoids native to certain fantasy versions of Earth. Possessed of both great speed and a great potential for mischief, they are the bane of Wizards and Alchemists. A single Mikwitz, or worse yet a small … Continue reading Chapter 39: In Which Our Hero Rides Off To War, But Not Until Thrashing The Wicked Vicar And Setting Free The Goose
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Blinks
...DON'T BLINK! (if you're not a Doctor Who fan, you won't get it) The Doclopedia #428 The Alphabet, Again: M is for...Monster Island A great many other Earths have a place called Monster Island, but they vary quite a bit as to geography, topography and exactly what kind of “monsters”, if any, you'll find there. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Blinks
A Duck Named Chuck Driving A Truck Loaned A Buck To Huck, Who Was Down On His Luck
...but Huck was a schmuck The Doclopedia #427 The Alphabet, Again: L is for...Lirxorvizl On the Earth where technology and magic hold equal sway, the insane god Lirxorvizl once tried to destroy all who did not worship him, which would have been pretty much everybody. Fortunately for the people of the world, he only had … Continue reading A Duck Named Chuck Driving A Truck Loaned A Buck To Huck, Who Was Down On His Luck
This Blog Now Rated “G”
...nope, just fuckin' with ya The Doclopedia #425 The Alphabet, Again: L is for...Lortonium First created by the internationally famous Mad Scientist Dantham Lorton during the summer of 1883, lortonium is the wonder metal of the Steam Age. Lighter than aluminum, yet stronger than steel, it resists corrosion and is almost non conductive of electricity, … Continue reading This Blog Now Rated “G”
Doc Tempest And The Demon Of The Deep
...from the September, 1956 issue The Doclopedia #423 The Alphabet, Again: K is for...King Magwon III His Royal & Exalted Highness, King Magwon the Third, was the ruler of Izvonia from 1109 – 1140 NC (New Calendar), during which time he successfully drove all of the Goblins out of the country and opened up much … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Demon Of The Deep
A Pot Full Of Hot Fun
...and it's yummy, too The Doclopedia #421 The Alphabet, Again: J is for...Jelly Sex On Earth 15, back in the early 1970's, there was a brief time when the sexually adventurous and the swingers took to having orgies in plastic lined rooms that held a huge pile, or in some cases several small piles, of … Continue reading A Pot Full Of Hot Fun
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrel Monkeys
...cute, but just another failed ripoff WOOHOO! Two Doclopedia posts today, kids! The Doclopedia #419 The Alphabet, Again:H is for...Horned Rat Oil On several Earths where magic rules, the oil derived from the liver fat of the Horned Rat is a very valuable component in many potions and elixirs. It is also extremely expensive, since … Continue reading Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrel Monkeys
Barnacle Time!
...with Barnacle Bill The Doclopedia #418 The Alphabet, Again: H is for...Holy Order Of The Laughing Mother When this order of nuns was formed in the wilds of British Columbia in 1885, nobody took much notice. But when these jolly, joking, helpful and charitable sisters starting going out into the community to do their good … Continue reading Barnacle Time!
Golden Crickets
...no relation to the Buddy Holly kind The Doclopedia #417 The Alphabet, Again: H is for...H'riis The H'riis are a really obnoxious alien race from the far side of the Milky Way. No, really, they truly are some of the biggest arseholes in the galaxy. Nobody likes them and we only do business with them … Continue reading Golden Crickets
Not In This Issue: Geese, Hawaiian Shirts Or Road Repair Warnings
...although we do regret the lack of geese The Doclopedia #416 The Alphabet, Again: H is for...Hector The Selector Hector the Selector, a name given to him by the newspapers of Miami, was a serial killer active in the Miami/Dade County area from April 14th to July 11th, 1977. He killed 10 people ranging in … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Geese, Hawaiian Shirts Or Road Repair Warnings
Today’s Blog Is Presented In Wide Screen Blog-O-Vision
...with extra terrifying Post-O-Rama! The Doclopedia #415 The Alphabet, Again: G is for...Ground Shaker Ground Shakers are the 300 ton helltanks used by the Army of the Americas in their war against Asia United and the Second European Union for the liberation of Africa. These huge tanks, officially known as the H-3 Cybertank, are semi-autonomous … Continue reading Today’s Blog Is Presented In Wide Screen Blog-O-Vision
The Most Likely Radical, Yet Still All American, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Vanishing Toaster
...co-starring her favorite teacher, Miss Bunwacker The Doclopedia is BACK! Enjoy, Faithful Readers! The Doclopedia #414 The Alphabet, Again: G is for...Golden Gate Bridge Listen, kid, places have power! So do names, especially well known names. When you put them together, a well known place with a powerful name, you've got something a wizard can … Continue reading The Most Likely Radical, Yet Still All American, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Vanishing Toaster
I’m Back
...again That is the third time I have used that subject line. Each time has come after a hiatus following a dog's death and I'm really hoping not to have that happen again for several years. As always, we want to thank everybody for the kind words here, on Facebook and elsewhere. They really meant … Continue reading I’m Back