…starring Igor
The Doclopedia #3,511
Your Mom: Is A Superhero?
Wait…WHAT? Your mom is a superhero? Bro, you’ve lost your mind. Hahaha! I mean, your mom is tall and in good shape for a woman of 40, but hell no, she’s not Black Storm. For one thing, she’s not black enough. Hell, she’s not even as black as me, and Black Storm is darker than I am. And what about her last week when she was dishing out Thanksgiving dinner down at the church? The day before, Black Storm got the crap kicked out of her when the Justifiers fought those robolizard things. Your mom should have been barely able to walk.
Look, bro, I’m just sayin’ that if you are gonna say wildass shit like that, you’d better be able to prove it. Your mom is a good wife, mother, and all around person, but she ain’t out there flying and tossing cars around.
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