...we avoided it The Doclopedia #3,512 Your Mom: Told My Mom JOELY! Your mom saw me kissing Charlie and she told my mom about it! I was almost home when Melli came running down the block telling me not to go home yet, because Mom was not happy. She said come here and wait until … Continue reading Yellow Goo And Old Boots →

...starring Igor The Doclopedia #3,511 Your Mom: Is A Superhero? Wait...WHAT? Your mom is a superhero? Bro, you've lost your mind. Hahaha! I mean, your mom is tall and in good shape for a woman of 40, but hell no, she's not Black Storm. For one thing, she's not black enough. Hell, she's not even … Continue reading Planet Of The Dorks →

...so many bears The Doclopedia #3,510 Your Mom: Is Going To Be Pissed Off This is just great, Freddy! We're filthy from running through that marsh and you lost a shoe and I tore my new shirt and your mom is going to be PISSED Off! And then she'll tell my mom because why not, … Continue reading Bears! Bears Everywhere! →

...it was a fungus The Doclopedia #3,509 Your Mom: Can Really Cook Man, I love eating at your house. Everything your mother makes is delicious. That spaghetti and meatballs tonight was great! Even the salad was good. Your mom can really cook.I mean, my mom is okay at cooking, but she keeps making recipes she … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon Examines A Specimen →

...oops! bye bye, Atlantis The Doclopedia #3,508 Your Mom: Is A Witch Glinny, of course your mom is a witch. Special broom nobody else can use? Cora, the cat she speaks to as if it can understand her? Pantry shelves full of stuff with names in 14 languages? I'm telling you, your mom is a … Continue reading Time Travel Hijinx! →