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Your Mom: Is A Witch

Glinny, of course your mom is a witch. Special broom nobody else can use? Cora, the cat she speaks to as if it can understand her? Pantry shelves full of stuff with names in 14 languages? I’m telling you, your mom is a witch.

And she’s a cool ass witch, too. Always helping folks out and stuff. Remember when she brought Mr. Shamshir that pie and he was way nervous about going out with Miss Domingo? They’ve been married 3 years now and are expecting a baby. She magicked up that pie to give that poor nervous geek confidence!

No, your mom is totally a witch.

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