Doctor Silkmelon Examines A Specimen

…it was a fungus

The Doclopedia #3,509

Your Mom: Can Really Cook

Man, I love eating at your house. Everything your mother makes is delicious. That spaghetti and meatballs tonight was great! Even the salad was good. Your mom can really cook.

I mean, my mom is okay at cooking, but she keeps making recipes she finds in magazines and some of that stuff is just weird. Sliced up hot dogs in a cream sauce on toast with stinky cheese? Yuck! The other night she made some sort of stew using liver and even out dogs wouldn’t eat it.

No, dude, your mom is a seriously great cook.

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