... but for curries, he preferred redheads The Doclopedia #74 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Lola the Night Hag Mayor Lola is everything a Night Hag is not supposed to be: Beautiful, kind, caring, Lawful Good and a vegetarian. No wonder she was banished from Hades! She left when she was very young, after … Continue reading Desmond Favored Brunettes In Stews
Month: October 2010
Pan Fried Panfish
...I tried pan frying Bowlfish, but they kept rolling around STUFF! 1: I could get used to this new schedule, even if it does mean working 6 days a week. 2: Hey, Tea Party, listen up! If you break off from the Republican Party and go balls out third party, I'll donate $100.00 dollars to … Continue reading Pan Fried Panfish
Lactating Lucy
...no, really, she is. The Doclopedia #73 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Grug the Goblin Ya know that cranky old neighbor man who always yells at kids who walk past his house? Well, here is Oak Hill's version of him Grug, or "Ol' Man Grug" as the neighborhood kids like to call him, lives … Continue reading Lactating Lucy
Horrible Moon Mice
...they eat your hair while you sleep The Doclopedia #72 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Bronwyn the Yeti Bronwyn, or Bronny as her friends like to call her, is Oak Hill's blacksmith. Given her height of 8'3" and her enormous strength, blacksmithing is a pretty easy job for her. Of course, she does have to … Continue reading Horrible Moon Mice
The King Of The Jungle Was Also The Queen Of The Jungle
...and his treehouse was just faaaaabulous The above title is based upon a real Halloween situation from the early 80's. The Doclopedia #71 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Ollie the Otyugh Nobody knows what Ollie did before he came to Oak Hill, but he certainly couldn't have been a horrible cavern dwelling monster like … Continue reading The King Of The Jungle Was Also The Queen Of The Jungle
Brains, Breakfast Of Champions!
...well, champion zombies The Doclopedia #70 AD&D Monsters As Characters: Snord the Bugbear Snord was always a bit smarter that most of the other bugbears in his tribe. It was this very intelligence that eventually got him kicked out of the tribe and chased into the wilderness. Seems the bugbear boss man knew a … Continue reading Brains, Breakfast Of Champions!
Splendid Lily And The California Kid Go To Vegas
...on somebody else's nickel The Doclopedia #69 Pigs Is Pigs: Fred Finster, Wereboar In 1993, while on an ill advised vacation in rural Georgia, Fred Finster, age 30 and an insurance salesman by trade, was attacked by a huge wild boar. The creature managed to bite him several times before being shot by a local … Continue reading Splendid Lily And The California Kid Go To Vegas
A Box Full Of Eyeballs And A Bottle Of Pineapple Juice
...not real eyeballs, but still, ewwww! The headache that stopped me from posting yesterday is still here, so only one post today. I'm hoping to do two tomorrow. The Doclopedia #68 Pigs Is Pigs: Pigmaylion When he was a much younger man (well, he was 68, but he's a hell of a lot older … Continue reading A Box Full Of Eyeballs And A Bottle Of Pineapple Juice
The One About The Seven Hour Bike Ride With The Asian Lady
...it wasn't like you think...well, not entirely A short request: POST COMMENTS!!! The Doclopedia #67 Pigs Is Pigs: Ginger, Maxie & Zonk In the year 2185, the colony starship “Spirit of Earth” left on a trip to another solar system that is 235 light years away from Earth. Seeing as how the ship could … Continue reading The One About The Seven Hour Bike Ride With The Asian Lady
The Care And Feeding Of The Portuguese Love Python
...I'm bad...so bad The Doclopedia #65 Pigs Is Pigs: Brenda, The World's Smartest Pig In 1997, on the Earth just next to ours, geneticists at the University of California at Davis injected a sow and a boar with human genetic material in the hope that it would raise their intelligence to near human levels. … Continue reading The Care And Feeding Of The Portuguese Love Python
Sparkplugs In Your Pocket
...no, I don't know why I'm going to be making a few changes to how I do the 365 posts. Starting in a week or so, I will do some posts that span two weeks and cover a single setting. So, I might do a steampunk setting wherein I describe 5 people, 3 places, 2 … Continue reading Sparkplugs In Your Pocket
Beers For Fears
...or did I get that wrong? The Doclopedia #64 Pigs Is Pigs: Atomic Hog In the early 1950's, fallout from nuclear testing fell on the hog farm of Mr. Dudley Calhoun of Winslow, Arizona. A few months later, among a standard looking litter of 8 piglets, there was one that grew much faster … Continue reading Beers For Fears
The Box Full Of Money And What Maggie Did With It
...I mean, after she called her ex husband to gloat The Doclopedia #63 Strongholds: Dog Hill From the notebooks of Duke Shepherd (as read by Professor Toby Basset) A few years after the Fall of Humanity, when things were still pretty dicey for everyone, including Dogs, we left the Ranch in our thousands, … Continue reading The Box Full Of Money And What Maggie Did With It
A Stoat, Floating On A Moat With A Goat In A Boat, Chewed On An Oat And Decided To Vote
...man, I love doing those The Doclopedia #62 Strongholds: The Safety Dome The Australian government had more time than any other when the dead started rising up and eating the living. Since the Zombie Rising started in the northern hemisphere (Kyrgyzstan), Australia had time to stop all air and sea travel into the … Continue reading A Stoat, Floating On A Moat With A Goat In A Boat, Chewed On An Oat And Decided To Vote
The Day The Earth Paused And Said “Meh”
...less intense than that other movie So, you roleplaying folks out there, a question. If a totally no rules, usable with any system adventure was going to be written for a fantasy setting, what elements would you like to see included? How about for a pulp adventure? Thanks in advance.
Chocolate Covered Love
...Mmmmmm The Doclopedia #61 Strongholds: Justice Island In 1964, when the federal government closed Alcatraz Federal Prison, it sold the island to the well known superhero team Defenders of Justice. Almost immediately, the team began removing all traces of the previous buildings on the island and building their new headquarters. With such powerful … Continue reading Chocolate Covered Love
Mrs Wangdoodle Wears A Red Dress Into Town
...and the locals were scandalized The Doclopedia #60 Strongholds: Murkhold When the King Of All Orcs decided that the Orc Nation needed an impregnable fortress, he set his people to work building it in the middle of the Murkwaste Swamp. It took 22 years, the lives of 2,785 orcs, a couple of dozen … Continue reading Mrs Wangdoodle Wears A Red Dress Into Town
Bob, The Incredible Macaroni Man
...he could shoot cheese sauce from his fingers The Doclopedia #59 Strongholds: Hard Luck Station Located on the jungle planet Ks'rrk, Hard Luck Station is where they send the toughest and most expendable Space Marines. It's cramped, poorly supplied and the next nearest Terran Alliance outpost is 68 light years away. It's also … Continue reading Bob, The Incredible Macaroni Man
The Donut Hole At The Center Of The Universe
...it's honey crunch coated! The Doclopedia #58 Strongholds: The Castle Of Uul Zadir It is written that when the bandit sheik Uul Zadir ek Zadaffa decided that he finally wanted to settle down, he found that his legions of enemies (including the Caliph, whose 5 daughters had all been relieved of their virginity … Continue reading The Donut Hole At The Center Of The Universe
Sunflower Soup
...I'm pretty sure it's not real Hey, let's take a break from 365 posts and read some STUFF! 1: Happy Birthday to Robin D. Laws! 2: My dogs are clean, sweet smelling and huggable after baths last night. They will stay this way for about 3-4 days, then will get less sweet smelling and huggable, … Continue reading Sunflower Soup
I’ll Have A Vodka Martini Shaken, Stirred And Slapped Around A Bit
...take that, James Bond! It's Strongholds week! The Doclopedia #57 Strongholds: The Ultimate Safe House The actual name of this place is Field House, since it resides in a 10 acre field not far outside a major city. The people who live nearby know it as “the old Higgins place”, since it was … Continue reading I’ll Have A Vodka Martini Shaken, Stirred And Slapped Around A Bit
Junior Muskrat Gets All Confused
...after 2 beers down at the Dew Drop Inn Here's the final post for Things That Blow Up Real Good week. Next week, the theme is: Strongholds The Doclopedia #56 Things That Blow Up Real Good: Jadrian Love Bombs About 11 thousand years ago, the extremely violent warrior species known as the Jadrians … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Gets All Confused
The Book Of Marvelous Adventures For Daring And/Or Foolish Young People
...which would cover most of them. The Doclopedia #55 Things That Blow Up Real Good: Geeberite Boom Discs Until the Solar Alliance scoutship James T. Kirk landed on the planet Geeber 2, the native sentient race had fought their wars with fairly conventional early gunpowder era weapons. But after the Kirk left, they … Continue reading The Book Of Marvelous Adventures For Daring And/Or Foolish Young People
Bionic Tongues
...you can have one for 2.25 million dollars The Doclopedia #54 Things That Blow Up Real Good: Ixote Fruits On the planet Velshan 4, in the area known as the Great Savoon Valley, you will find Ixote trees growing in vast numbers. The trees have a fairly columnar shape and grow to an average … Continue reading Bionic Tongues
The Rare & Beautiful Pole Dancing Lemurs Of Potawango Island
...the male lemurs love to watch them The Doclopedia #53 Things That Blow Up Real Good: Ruduborian Heat Bombs The first thing that the Sol Alliance team found out when they met the Ruduborians was that the centauroid amphibian race did not think like humans or most other races when it came to science … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Pole Dancing Lemurs Of Potawango Island
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