...an odd creature The Doclopedia #3,269 Mistakes Were Made: The Wrong Bus Problem Hector had a reputation of being a bit inattentive from time to time, especially if he was reading a good book. His family and friends had learned to deal with it, mostly by tapping him on the arm or shoulder and saying … Continue reading Potohippamus
Month: May 2025
Keep An Eye On Those Pizza Gnomes
...I heard they are Mobbed up The Doclopedia #3,268 Mistakes Were Made: The Birthday Error In September of 1988, my friend Jack set up a surprise birthday party for his wife, Mindy. He went all out, inviting about 100 people to a fancy banquet hall, getting balloons and banners printed up and finally, getting a … Continue reading Keep An Eye On Those Pizza Gnomes
Bucky & Squint Have To Hide In The Corn
...then it rained The Doclopedia #3,267 Unusual Small Towns: TableTown On the post apocalypse Earth 101-B, which saw many end of civilization scenarios happen in a very short timespan, a thriving town perched safely atop a large butte is a very nice place indeed. Eagle Butte, as it was known in the Before Times, towers … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Have To Hide In The Corn
Sleep Dancing
...often leads to accidentsThe Doclopedia #3,266 Unusual Small Towns: Nazood City Nazoods are enormous creatures, fully two miles long and half a mile wide. The look like some sort of gigantic flatworm, since they are only about 30 feet thick. They move from north to south and back again across the Great Central Plain of … Continue reading Sleep Dancing
Two Raccoons On A Bicycle
...they were mildly high The Doclopedia #3,265 Unusual Small Towns: Airville On Earth 118-K, there is a well known piece of land where an extraterrestrial ship crashed in 1860. Before it completely disintegrated, it released a great amount of energy, enough to reduce the effects of gravity by 80%. In 1880, a conglomerate of wealthy … Continue reading Two Raccoons On A Bicycle
Curse Of The Googly Eyed God
...not good, but kinda funny The Doclopedia #3,264 Unusual Small Towns: Underlake Underlake is a tourist town of 300 permanent residents and, during the high season, up to 1,500 tourists. The town sits under a 6 inch thick glass dome with two equally thick glass tunnels running east to west. An electric train runs back … Continue reading Curse Of The Googly Eyed God
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Tolerating Idiots
...don't. just don't. The Doclopedia #3,263 This Is For You: The Proper Potion “Yes, yes, I made a mistake with the last potion. I'm sorry. It would seem my apprentice put the Potion of Great Leaping into the bottle meant for the Potion of Ethereal Form. At least you weren't hurt too badly from running … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Tolerating Idiots
Positively Negative
...it's hard to explain The Doclopedia #3,262 This Is For You: Dynamite “Okay, the first rule of dynamite is get the fuck away from it before it blows up. Far away. You two need to come back in one piece. I'm not worried about Amy. The second rule of dynamite is to keep one stick … Continue reading Positively Negative
Swan Diving Into The Shenanigans Pond
...might as well do it elegantly The Doclopedia #3,261 This Is For You: An Old Map “Here ya go, Captain. This is the map them Johnny Rebs was tryin' to take to that son of a bitch Coldwell. I don't know a damn thing about old stuff like this, but that notation up top says … Continue reading Swan Diving Into The Shenanigans Pond
Ewok Earwax
...yuck The Doclopedia #3,260 This Is For You: The Big Score “Look, Professor, the Kid and I wouldn't normally get you involved this deep, but you know who we need to get these to and you can deal with them better than anyone else. Yeah, that's a shitload of uncut diamonds alright. Now, look, the … Continue reading Ewok Earwax
Like A Spork In The Eye
....OW! The Doclopedia #3,259 This Is For You: An Axe “I regret that you must undertake the Palath Saa, Terran, but it is the only way our leaders will accept that your species is worthy of negotiating with. This axe will be your only weapon, unless you find others among the remains of failed warriors. … Continue reading Like A Spork In The Eye
I Was A 55 Gallon Trash Can For the FBI
...we were rooting out commies The Doclopedia #3,258 This Is For You: $300.00 “Well, your mother is sitting in the kitchen, mad as a wet hen, so she's not coming out to say goodbye. Oh, yeah, she'll be okay in a day or two. Remember how mad she was when Cori joined the Army? She … Continue reading I Was A 55 Gallon Trash Can For the FBI
Puzzled Pugs
...posing properly The Doclopedia #3,257 This Is For You: A Magic Feather “Listen to me. You need to leave now! Father will be here to haul you down to the dungeon soon. Your hired man told him the truth about you and he can't let you get back to the Council of Kings with what … Continue reading Puzzled Pugs
Nasty Tomatoes Insulted My Watermelons
...cherry tomatoes, at that The Doclopedia #3,256 This Is For You: A Gold Coin “Here, take this. You'll need it to get into Vardo's secret casino. Just dress to the nines, put Edie on your arm and hand this coin to the guy sitting next to the out of order elevator in the Venus Arms … Continue reading Nasty Tomatoes Insulted My Watermelons
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meeples
...wooden ones The Doclopedia #3,255 New Cryptids: Swampzilla This new cryptid is based upon two separate sightings on the same day in Everglades National Park. For privacy reasons, the names of the observers have been redacted, but we do know that both sightings happened on April 7th, 2025, between 9:45 am and 12:10 pm, about … Continue reading Cloudy With A Chance Of Meeples
Warm Pudding
...with sprinkles The Doclopedia #3,254 New Cryptids: Desert Bigfoot Although sightings of bigfoot-like creatures are not rare in the desert southwest, this particular version is, so far, the one least viewed by humans. “Desert Bigfoot”, as it is called, stands out from other sasquatch sightings in a few ways. For one, it has only ever … Continue reading Warm Pudding
Short Stories Of Mad Adventure
...barking mad, mostly The Doclopedia #3,253 New Cryptids: Ol' Stinky From out of the forests of British Columbia come reports of what could be either a huge dog or a very odd bear. Whatever it is, it leaves behind an odor reminiscent of raw sewage and rotten eggs. It has been known to make people … Continue reading Short Stories Of Mad Adventure
I Kissed A Squirrel
...and I liked itThe Doclopedia #3,252 New Cryptids: Ratgirl New Yorkers are no strangers to rats. They can be found all over the city, living off the things we discard and not taking much shit off any other species, including humans. Recently, however, a new rat problem has popped up: Ratgirl. According to the dozens … Continue reading I Kissed A Squirrel
A Family Full Of Mad Scientists
...life gets interesting The Doclopedia #3,251 New Cryptids: Giant Tumbleweed Although tumbleweeds often clump up, sometimes in the hundreds, during periods of high winds, this cryptid is a whole different item. The tumbleweed in question was first sighted by Roger Casey and his cousin, Fred Gibbs, on Ramsey Mine Road, about a mile south of … Continue reading A Family Full Of Mad Scientists
We Needed A Good Lunch
...preferably Chinese The Doclopedia #3,250 New Cryptids: Bug Eyed Man Not all cryptids dwell in small towns or out of the way rural areas. The Bug Eyed Man of Spears Woods is right in the center of the greater Chicagoland urban sprawl. And he doesn't just stick to the woods, either. First sighted on September … Continue reading We Needed A Good Lunch
Mexican Jenny Hides The Stuff
...and then forgot where she hid it The Doclopedia #3,249 Exploring The Dungeon: The Steps Downward If you leave the half finished room via the northern door, you will find yourself on a 10X10 foot landing at the top of a long stairway leading down. Written in blood on the wall are the words “This … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Hides The Stuff
Loud Food
...you can hear it for miles The Doclopedia #3,248 Exploring The Dungeon:The Half Finished Room Regardless of which tunnel/corridor you choose to go down, the doors at the end lead to a 40X40X15 foot room that looks only about half finished. The unfinished parts are still rough rock. There is not much in this room, … Continue reading Loud Food
Weird Tales Of Spicy Adventure
...not a real pulp mag The Doclopedia #3,247 Exploring The Dungeon: The Nest The room containing the nest of Cannibal Halflings is about 15 feet wide, 30 feet long, and 8 feet high. There is precious little in this room aside from the halflings, a 12 foot long table, a few beds made of rags, … Continue reading Weird Tales Of Spicy Adventure
Peach Flapjacks
...yum! The Doclopedia #3,246 Exploring The Dungeon: The Secret Corridor The partially open secret door leads you to a long, narrow corridor. You can only walk down it single file. It is about 180 feet long, and contains three traps. 1: Classic pit trap, but, just beyond it, is another pit trap much better concealed. … Continue reading Peach Flapjacks
Boogoo The New Gnu
...he was young The Doclopedia #3,245 Exploring The Dungeon: The Split You see that these two corridors are still the 12X12 size. The one to the left seems to slope down ever so slightly. The one on the right is level. Both are quite dark, so you'd better have torches or lanterns. The corridor to … Continue reading Boogoo The New Gnu
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