Swan Diving Into The Shenanigans Pond

…might as well do it elegantly

The Doclopedia #3,261

This Is For You: An Old Map

“Here ya go, Captain. This is the map them Johnny Rebs was tryin’ to take to that son of a bitch Coldwell. I don’t know a damn thing about old stuff like this, but that notation up top says 1530, and that was a damn long time ago. You figure it really leads to a big pile of gold, like that feller from Boston says? I’d give up my ticket to Perdition to see that. Really? Well then, let me get a meal in my belly and I’ll be ready to ride!”