...we forgot the frocks The Doclopedia #3,439 Important Notices: About The Floating Woman We interrupt this broadcast to bring you news about the woman who has been floating through the air above Dallas for the last two days. While she previously floated between 900 and 1,200 feet up, she has within the last hour dropped … Continue reading We Put A Fox In A Box With 8 Rocks, 6 Socks, 4 Locks, 2 Glocks, 5 Smocks, And 7 Ham Hocks →

...sweeping up bones, resetting traps, etc. The Doclopedia #3,438 Important Notices: About Smart Dogs Citizens! The World Council urges you to calm down. The recently arrived sapient dogs, the so called “Smart Dogs”, are not a danger to humans, ordinary dogs, or any other creatures. They are merely very intelligent dogs who are able to … Continue reading Helping Out Around The Dungeon →

...just the best The Doclopedia #3,437 Important Notices: About The Giant Kangaroo WARNING! The Giant Kangaroo that was first sighted 4 days ago in western New South Wales is now in South Australia and fast approaching Adelaide. This 70 meter tall beast is incredibly dangerous and has so far proven almost impossible to hurt, let … Continue reading Good Cows →

...not for small dogs The Doclopedia #3,436 Important Notices: About A Local Food Stall Friends, do not visit Po Yung's food stall on Sunrise Road. He does not use fresh vegetables and his meats are overly salted. He is a very bad cook and overcharges. I know all of this because he was my husband … Continue reading The Big Dog News →

...it was a bigass serpent The Doclopedia #3,435 Important Notices: About The Escaped Sex Droid ALERT! ALERT! A Class 3 Sex Droid has gone rogue and escaped from Lady Sylvia's Pleasure House. If you see this droid, do not engage with it in any manner. Consider it horny and dangerous. Report any sightings to Public … Continue reading Serpent Surprise →

...a Jake Hunter novel The Doclopedia #3,434 Important Notices: About Bad Beer Dear Loyal Customers, Frank's Liquors is very sorry that the last shipment of Buddly Beer turned out to be flat and skunky. It was disgusting and we are glad you let us know. We've contacted our distributor for a refund and replacement. Please … Continue reading A Little Game Called Death →

...the green ones are okay The Doclopedia #3,433 Important Notices: About Your Damned Cat Okay, Paul, you've gotta do something about your damned cat, Emmie! She got out again and came over and terrorized Brutus. People on the sidewalk were laughing at him! How do you think it makes a 155 pound Rottweiler feel when … Continue reading Purple Goons Going Crazy →