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...into the pond The Doclopedia #3,236 Things You Will Need: To Make the Potion 1: Fresh toad skins. Three of them and they'd better be FRESH! 2: Two ounces of demon ichor. 3: A cup of flour. Preferably whole wheat. 4: A live Barbed Worm. A 6 incher should do it. 5: Soil from a … Continue reading Jumping Off The Giant Duck →

...no! The Doclopedia #3,234 Things You Will Need: To Steal The Loot 1: A pass into the building as janitors 2: The door code. 97KL422 3: The laser drill for the safe lock. 4: The special bags that block the RF signal. 5: The line to drop the bags down to Belle in the alley. … Continue reading Vegetable Flavored Meat →

...a fine charity The Doclopedia #3,233 Things You Will Need: To Escape From The Island 1: The scent grenades to distract the Spinosaurus. 2: The bottle of blood to distract the Velociraptors. Pour it in the creek, then toss in the bottle. 3: The flare gun, to let Esteban know you've reached the top of … Continue reading Onions For Kids →

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...dangerous The Doclopedia #3,231 Things You Will Need: For The Rescue 1: The Trans Am, with Dave driving it, for the getaway. 2: Lockpicks for that little side gate. 3: A taser for the back door guard. 4: The gas canister, to knock them all out before you go in. 5: A stretcher to carry … Continue reading Acid On Glass →