...from the April, 2011 issue The Second Website Poll Results Ok, gang, time to look at your answers on the second poll concerning my upcoming website. Once again, thank you to all of you who responded. There are several ways to present world settings. Which do you prefer? Quite a bit of detail in all … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Sword Of Satan
Month: October 2009
Hollow Eyed Vampire Babies
...yikes! Ganked from em_gumby • Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile." • I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity • Update your journal with the answers to the questions • Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions 1. Why "Doc" (been … Continue reading Hollow Eyed Vampire Babies
The Ice Cream Dwarves Hate The Pancake Goblins
...it has something to do with enchanted syrup. The Adventure Building Poll, Third Phase: The Army Of Terror During a pitched battle with the attacking Aztec Mummies, Our Heroes discover that immersion in water will paralyze these horrid undead long enough to rip out their withered hearts. The forces of good triumph. Later, the group … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves Hate The Pancake Goblins
If Adventure Has A Name, It Must Be…ADVENTURE!
...sheesh, do I have to explain everything? Grace and I figured something out after watching "Heroes" Monday night: Claire, who heals really fast and is a virgin, WILL ALWAYS BE A VIRGIN. Well, physically, anyway. After every romp in the hay, her hymen will grow back. Grace's reaction to that whole idea: "To hell with … Continue reading If Adventure Has A Name, It Must Be…ADVENTURE!
The Diagon Alley Cat Blues
...who knew that Arthur Weasley could play such a wicked sax? The Second Website Poll Yes, I have another website poll for you to take, Gentle Readers. this one gets into a bit more of the specifics of things. Thank you in advance for your participation. But first, some information. Longer pieces of writing, such … Continue reading The Diagon Alley Cat Blues
R.I.P. Aunt Shirley
This morning, at about 2:30, Grace's cell phone rang. By the time she woke up, the call was dropped, but I knew what it was about. My Aunt Shirley had died. At 8:10 this morning, my mom called again to confirm it. An infection that had popped up earlier in the month and had necessitated … Continue reading R.I.P. Aunt Shirley
Pogobat Sunrise
... no, I don't know what a pogobat is The Adventure Building Poll, Third Phase: The Army Of Terror In this thrilling episode of our adventure, the meeting between Our Heroes, El Santo and La Bruja Blanca is suddenly disrupted by an attacking group of six Aztec Mummies. During the fight, the Good Guys will … Continue reading Pogobat Sunrise
Wanted: Dancing Elks
...must have own tap shoes Book Reviews: Sherlock Holmes and the Ice Palace Murders andSherlock Holmes and the Rune Stone Mystery both by Larry Millett These two books are, respectively, numbers 2&3 in a five part series by Larry Millett that tells the story of Holmes and Watson's adventures in America, primarily in Minnesota around … Continue reading Wanted: Dancing Elks
The Rare And Beautiful Bug Eyed Mouse Ferret Of Potawango Island
...they're tiny, but creepy looking These Dreams Go On When I Close My Eyes A pox upon all alarm clocks, I say! Three times this week, that infernal device has awakened me from a great dream. The first time, I was dreaming about having hot jungle monkey sex with Alyssa Milano. The second dream, the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Bug Eyed Mouse Ferret Of Potawango Island
In The End, We Decided That The Eels Were A Bad Idea
...and the exploding watermelon was not well thought out The Adventure Building Poll, Third Phase: The Army Of Terror Our Heroes, having pursued the Super Creeper to Mexico City, learn from Federal Agents Robles & Moreno that panic is sweeping the city and there has already been one attemp on the life of El Santo. … Continue reading In The End, We Decided That The Eels Were A Bad Idea
Captain Of The Clouds: A Steampunk Romance
...with dashing heroes, loathsome villains and steam powered airships After a mere cursory look through my files, I find that there are at least 267 RPG characters for me to polish up and put on the upcoming website. I haven't even started looking at the adventure seeds and/or frameworks.
Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes Down Under
...to see the funny animals The Website Poll Reviewed First off, thank you to the ten of you who took the poll. It helped me figure some things out and helped me know what I was not clear on when I composed said poll. There will be another poll about things website related coming soon. … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes Down Under
The Secret Life Of Dogs And Mice
...they go drinking together and think of ways to mess with cats The Adventure Building Poll, Second Phase: The Army Of Terror More blogging later.
No Pokey Fingers In The Morning!
...even in dreams Insert comment here about how much Mondays blow. So, if you have not taken a look at my Website Poll, please do. If you have, thank you. A new, more detailed poll on the same subject will go up in a day or two. Speaking of polls, the Adventure Creation Poll will … Continue reading No Pokey Fingers In The Morning!
100 Pounds Of Frozen Squid Parts
... including the bad parts Here is the Website Poll I mentioned the other day. Please give it a look.
This Just In: Tom Lehrer Is Poisoned By Angry Pigeons
...you don't EVEN want to know what the tango dancers did to him Damn! My mug of tea this morning was so strong that I almost sent it off to perform 12 labors, rather than drink it. The Adventure Building Poll, Second Phase: The Army Of Terror Here are the latest poll results. The terror … Continue reading This Just In: Tom Lehrer Is Poisoned By Angry Pigeons
Chapter 357: In Which Our Hero Inadverdently Triggers A Werewolf Apocalypse
...it's time to move on from zombies and vampires The above lycanthropic micro-rant was inspired by cappadocius Adventure Poll Update: 12 of you have voted. More of you should. Poll will close tonight. Website Stuff: I have found that my stores of gaming writing stuff are indeed of legendary proportions. I should be able to … Continue reading Chapter 357: In Which Our Hero Inadverdently Triggers A Werewolf Apocalypse
What’s This Thing Called, Love?
...ok, so it's not original Happy Birthday To Robin Laws! Go out and buy a big stack of his RPGs.
The Cupcake Princess, The Nipple Queen And The Little Bit O’ Dynamite
...three borderline insane ladies The Adventure Building Poll, Second Phase: The Army Of Terror
Doc Tempest And The Tunnels Of Hell
...from the November 2015 issue I tried 3 times to post a new part of the Adventure Poll, but LJ would not do right by me. I will try again this evening. Until then, whatever you do, do NOT think of dancing bears.
Are Two Women Aged 20 The Equal Of One Woman Aged 40?
...I think not, but I'd really have to try all three:) Ugh! Slept for shit last night due to going to bed at 1 AM and then being awakened 4 times throughout the night. Winker woke me twice, Grace woke me once and that middle aged need to get up and take a leak got … Continue reading Are Two Women Aged 20 The Equal Of One Woman Aged 40?
The Place Where Kittens Have Tentacles And Ducklings Eat Your Eyes
...EWWWWWWW! Stuff On A Sunday Morning 1: When I announced the upcoming RPG related website, I forgot to mention that everything I'll be putting up there will be system free. That's right, folks, no system mechanics to be found on any of it. No D&D of any flavor...no GURPS...no HERO...no any rules systems. Just delicious … Continue reading The Place Where Kittens Have Tentacles And Ducklings Eat Your Eyes
Not In This Issue: Gym Spocks, Global Worming, Sax & Violins, LOLrats Or Buysexuality
...man, even for me that was bad Ok, so here is my big announcement, followed by a bunch of other stuff behind the cut. I'm going to put up a website that will have a big bunch of RPG related stuff on it. Characters, settings, gadgets, creatures, cultures, adventure seeds, adventure frameworks, series ideas and … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Gym Spocks, Global Worming, Sax & Violins, LOLrats Or Buysexuality
My Zombie Romance
...it was great until she tried to eat my brain The Adventure Building Poll, Second Phase: The Army Of Terror By overwhelming vote, the Nazi bastards have built their Creeper training center in the caldera of a dormant volcano. Naturally, after a series of thrilling brushes with death, Our Heroes infiltrate the base. But wait! … Continue reading My Zombie Romance
Bat Finger Stew
...with biscuits At least two posts coming tonight, including the poll results. However, I'm just posting here now to say... If for no other reason than it drives the right wing nutcases into a mouthfoaming rage, Mr Obama deserves his Nobel Prize. Insane members of the Party Of NO! losing their minds = comedy gold.
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