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The Doclopedia #3,557
Three Little Words: It’s Free Beer
Dude! It is FREE BEER! Free! My Uncle bought way too much for my cousin Debbie’s wedding today. There are two half full kegs in his backyard right now. All we have to do is go over there with some clean one gallon milk jugs and load up. Greg and Lonnie are in, so with you, we can get at least 8 gallons of beer for the party tomorrow.
Get caught? Are you nuts? Everyone at Uncle Pete’s is passed out right now. And the dogs are sleeping off a ton of dropped food, so let’s go. Hell, we might even be able to make two trips!
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