...as long as we're not trusting him with food:) What follows is stream of conciousness stuff that has been bouncing around in my head since my last post. Enjoy...or not...whatever. Fuck allergies. Fuck them with a white hot metal fencepost wrapped in razor wire. Twice. I'm pretty sure that most of the populace of the … Continue reading In Dog We Trust →

We just got done watching "Dragons: A Fantasy Made Real" on Animal Planet. Pretty cool show, altho I would have liked to have seen more on the feathered serpents and other draconians of the New World. Still, a fun show to watch. And narrated by Patrick Stewart! On April 10th, Discovery Channel is going to … Continue reading Surfing On a Crime Wave →

Yeah, 1979 was a good year:) It's allergy season here in the Great Cental Valley and, as usual, IT FUCKING SUCKS! I've been sneezing and blowing my nose and having my eyes itch and feeling crappy all week. I'm getting REALLY tired of it. At least I'm not alone, since it seems like every other … Continue reading She Was Wearing A Sword And A Smile And Nothing Else →

Yummy! Go here http://www.gamespy.com/articles/595/595975p1.html?fromint=1 and read why Will Wright is STILL the most creative person in the computer games industry. Holy fuck, I want that game! Better yet, I want him to take the basic concept and apply it to a CRPG.

Or not:) I made a serious attempt to work myself to death today. I pulled weeds in the garden, which required me to be bent over more than a new punk in Cell Block D. I transplanted a bunch of plants, including more daylilies. I raked, hoed, watered and hauled piles of weeds to the … Continue reading Magic Puppy Time →

It's hot...too hot. Boy howdy...I just got done scarfing down some of my "Hell In Your Mouth" chili. I can feel my stomach lining dissolving even as I write this. As opposed to my lips and tongue, which have had all the nerve endings burnt off them, and so feel nothing. For those of you … Continue reading Iron Chef: Screaming Hot Chili Battle →

And it was exactly that:) The following comes as no real surprise... I tashte like Alcohol. Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer. What Flavour Are You? So anyway, my day as The Weedinator got off … Continue reading A Day Spent Pimpslapping Weeds →

:) Yay...it's Friday! With any luck, the weather this weekend will be in the 70's and I can start my yearly jihad against the Weedy Terror that has invaded my garden. Said jihad will be interrupted by a trip to the movies with My Sweet Little Diamond Dove Of Passion. What we'll be seeing is … Continue reading Pound That Weasel Flat! →

Cute little monkeys! Hmmm...Yet another tragic case of meme-itis... Duty and Loyalty: You serve your purpose and dowhat you must do. People would consider yousomeone to rely on, and one who keeps his/herword when he/she gives it. Which Characteristic From the Samurai Code Matches You Best? (You may find out your best trait) brought to … Continue reading We Still Like Monkeys! →

Let's see if that title gives muskratjohn any ideas:) GOINGS ON AT THE HOUSE OF CROSS I planted about 20 daylilies on Sunday. That leaves about 20 more to plant this weekend...IF the fuckin' rain lets up. With any luck, I'll be able to hit the garden hard this coming weekend. I forgot to mention … Continue reading Steampunk Muskrats →