...it goes back decades. Partly to restart my writing mojo and partly to update everyone who reads my annual DogCon/CatCon reports, here is what is going on at Casa Cross today. After being on the loose for several weeks, Flash and Lulu are home. The police and FBI dropped them off last night. Harsh warnings … Continue reading The Cupcake Elves Hate The Yogurt Gnomes
Month: November 2013
One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
...with liner notes by Things 1 & 2 The Doclopedia #1,090 The Alphabet: E is for... Ear Monsters On Scary Monster Earth, where the nightmares of kids become real and adults cannot see them, there is a class of monsters called “Ear Monsters”, because something about then has to do with ears. Ear Eating Monsters … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
...they kicked those bovine asses. The Doclopedia #1,089 The Alphabet: D is for... Doom Flowers Coming out of New York, the Doom Flowers were one of the first all female punk rock bands in the United States. Using only the names of flowers to identify themselves, Lily (guitar, vocals), Rose (guitar, vocals), Violet (bass) & … Continue reading 6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
... they're the size of a cow The Doclopedia #1,088 The Alphabet: C is for… Cave Mouth A Cave Mouth is a living creature that inhabits a cave, then forms into a false cave interior. It makes itself look inviting for animals or sentients to seek shelter in. Once an creature is inside it, it … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
Bucky & Squint Rebuild A Transmission
...a 4 speed The Doclopedia #1,087 The Alphabet: B is for... Bacon It is an amazing fact that all across the multiverse, in every world that has pigs (or some fairly similar animal) there is bacon. Even in worlds where the pigs are sentient, there is bacon, but nobody discusses it much and they … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Rebuild A Transmission
The Somber And Dramatic, But Also Pretty Damned Screwy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Clones Of The Ramones
...featuring her pet beaver, Lucky Alphonse The Doclopedia #1,086 The Alphabet: A is for... Angus Arrowhead Old Angus, he was a tough son of a bitch. Any other dwarf would have been killed six times over by the injuries Angus survived, including getting that Elven arrow to the head. Damned thing went about halfway through … Continue reading The Somber And Dramatic, But Also Pretty Damned Screwy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Clones Of The Ramones
