...nobody knows where they wentThe Doclopedia #3,040 The Alphabet: G Is For...Glokazoka On Earth 14-L, humankind has settled throughout the solar system. The Space Navy patrols to maintain the peace and help during emergencies.As in any military, there has arisen plenty of slang terms. One of the most common is “glokazoka”, which can mean anything … Continue reading The Garden Gnomes Leave Town
Tag: The Alphabet Again
Meat Monsters Of Mars
...a very low budget movieThe Doclopedia #3,039 The Alphabet: F Is For...FlinksyOn Earth 1-H, one of the most popular games worldwide is Flinksy. The concept is simple: players flick a small wooden or plastic disc through a dungeon, trying not to land on traps, tricks, or monsters. They do try to land on equipment or … Continue reading Meat Monsters Of Mars
Jokes For Cats
...but they probably won't laughThe Doclopedia #3,038 The Alphabet: E Is For...Eaters Three feet tall, insatiably hungry, armed with sharp knives, and possibly insane, a group of Eaters is not a thing you want to meet. They will attack screaming “EAT! EAT! EAT!” while trying their best to carve you up like a Christmas goose.Fortunately, … Continue reading Jokes For Cats
Quite A Nice Young Rabbit
...just don't let him borrow your carThe Doclopedia #3,037 The Alphabet: D Is For...Dragon Dogs Dragon Dogs are winged dogs who can actually breath fire, just like a dragon. They tend to be very territorial and fierce fighters. If domesticated, they are protective of their family. In battle, they are quite fast and hard to … Continue reading Quite A Nice Young Rabbit
Facts About Spoons
...part of a series The Doclopedia #3,036 The Alphabet: C Is For...Check Everything! Jeez! I can't believe you other kids are so careless. You'll all end up dead or eaten by monsters or something! Check under the bed!Check the closet!Check they the window is closed and locked and the curtain is drawn!Check that a nightlight … Continue reading Facts About Spoons
Hexes Everywhere!
...even in my underwear!The Doclopedia #3,035 The Alphabet: B Is For...Bill Bunsun, Builder Good old Bill is well known around town as the guy to call if you need something built. House, shed, barn, chicken coop? Bill has you covered! He'll call up his brothers, Ben, Bob, Bruce, and Burt, and get on your project … Continue reading Hexes Everywhere!
The Rare And Beautiful Squirting Dogs Of Potawango Island
...the squirt from every orifice!The Doclopedia #3,034 The Alphabet: A Is For...Applewood Staff This is a very stout and nicely polished staff about 6.5 feet long. It is topped with a simple copper cap. It has no engravings anywhere on it.When used by someone with even basic magical ability, the staff will strike for 2-5 … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Squirting Dogs Of Potawango Island
The Adventure Of The Laughing Loon
...as told be John H. Watson, MD HAHAHAHAHA! I'm done...DONE I SAY...with my second use of the alphabet as a Doclopedia theme! Behold, puny humans, the final three entries! I am free, FREE to...well, do shorter themes, you can bet your ass on that. In other news, after 77 posts on one theme, my webmistress/wife, … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Laughing Loon
Big Time Dog Wrestling
...with big time dogs! The Doclopedia #466 The Alphabet, Again: Y is for...Yox Yox is the New Drug that all Citizens should take! Yox will make Citizens feel better! Yox will increase productivity and Make Everything Better! Yox has no side effects as determined by the Ministry of News! Yox has added vitamins to ensure … Continue reading Big Time Dog Wrestling
Inventing Dangerous Shit For Fun & Profit
...sounds good to me The Doclopedia #461 The Alphabet, Again: W is for...Wicked Sisterhood NOTE: You can find out more about Andromeda Andropoulis here:http://www.thedociverse.com/andromeda-andropoulis.html#axzz1qlEYhRc0 ) The Wicked Sisterhood is a Victorian Era group of independently minded female criminals assembled by Andromeda Andropoulis, the greatest criminal mastermind of her day. Andromeda (Andi Andi to her very … Continue reading Inventing Dangerous Shit For Fun & Profit
Not In This Issue: Creamed Peas, Mayan Gold Or Dilbys
...we could have used that Mayan gold The Doclopedia #459 The Alphabet, Again: W is for...Waldo Brothers In 1972, Harold and Matt Waldo, two brothers from Rumskyville, Ohio, came into a bit of money ($15,000.00) and decided to use it to travel around the country investigating strange legends and stuff like that. Armed with two … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Creamed Peas, Mayan Gold Or Dilbys
Dr. Silkmelon Goes On Holiday And Discovers A Lost City
...as he is wont to do from time to time The Doclopedia #457 The Alphabet, Again: V is for...Vibroman When he was accidentally bathed in vibronic radiation from an exploding UFO, college student Leo Zenkner gained the ability to make all or parts of his body vibrate at and speed he chose. Among his powers … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon Goes On Holiday And Discovers A Lost City
The Rare And Beautiful Red Backed Swamp Gnu Of Potawango Island
...they are a new gnu The Doclopedia #454 The Alphabet, Again: U is for...UrZib Spice UrZib spice is a very rare spice made from the dried flower petals of the Zib Rose, which only grows high up near the tree line in the Drinafus Mountains. The Zib Rose is a miniature rose with no more … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Backed Swamp Gnu Of Potawango Island
One Little Kitten Fooled The Cops
...later, he got a half pound of salmon as a reward The Doclopedia #451 The Alphabet, Again: T is for...Toads From Hell First off, the giant toads that ravaged the English countryside in 1897 were not actually from Hell. They were from the laboratory of Doctor Hewitt Leverson, a mad scientist who specialized in biology. … Continue reading One Little Kitten Fooled The Cops
The American Tweezer Collector’s Newsletter
...all of the latest rare tweezer news The Doclopedia #448 The Alphabet, Again: S is for...Sleeping Dragon Of The Outback “Well, mate, the name says it all, don't it? It's a great bloody dragon sleepin' way out back of beyond and they reckon it's been there for 5,000 years or better. Gets around 8 million … Continue reading The American Tweezer Collector’s Newsletter
Hand Me That Frog, Melvin
...and then go wash your hands The Doclopedia #445 The Alphabet, Again: R is for...Reversing The Polarity It is flatly amazing how many times on hundreds of Earths and other worlds somebody has tried this to solve a problem. Don't they realize that it either does not do anything or else it does exactly the … Continue reading Hand Me That Frog, Melvin
Lucy & Sasha And The Search For Food
...it never ends The Doclopedia #443 The Alphabet, Again: R is for...Rumsucker If there is one thing that most pirates fear above all others, it is that ghastly creature known as the Rumsucker. As the name implies, it can drink prodigious amounts of rum, leaving a pirate crew in a totally bewildering state of sobriety. … Continue reading Lucy & Sasha And The Search For Food
Who Puts A Burglar Alarm On A Toilet Seat?
...I mean, that was just wrong! HOLY SHIT! SIX Doclopedia entries! I reckon I've done my penance for not writing enough the past two days. The Doclopedia #437 The Alphabet, Again: P is for...Panda-Man If you ask most science fiction and fantasy fans where Furries are on the scale of fandom, they would most likely … Continue reading Who Puts A Burglar Alarm On A Toilet Seat?
The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Cupcake Elves Go To War!
...against the Vegetable Fairies The Doclopedia #434 The Alphabet, Again: O is for...Orok The Unstoppable On Earth 3, giant monster movies had a longer and more lucrative run than they did on our world. The 1972 release of “Orok the Unstoppable” is widely regarded as the pinnacle of the giant monster movie craze. While the … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Cupcake Elves Go To War!
Liquid Metal Vampire Hunters
...yet another fake anime series The Doclopedia #432 The Alphabet, Again: N is for...Numb Beans The beans of the semi-sentient Hunting Lily Vine are the source of a powerful anesthetic that many people find useful. Healers use it to help with pain, mages use it in a variety of spells and assassins use it to … Continue reading Liquid Metal Vampire Hunters
Chapter 39: In Which Our Hero Rides Off To War, But Not Until Thrashing The Wicked Vicar And Setting Free The Goose
...the goose was very grateful The Doclopedia #430 The Alphabet, Again: M is for...Mikwitz Mikwitz are tiny two inch tall humanoids native to certain fantasy versions of Earth. Possessed of both great speed and a great potential for mischief, they are the bane of Wizards and Alchemists. A single Mikwitz, or worse yet a small … Continue reading Chapter 39: In Which Our Hero Rides Off To War, But Not Until Thrashing The Wicked Vicar And Setting Free The Goose
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Blinks
...DON'T BLINK! (if you're not a Doctor Who fan, you won't get it) The Doclopedia #428 The Alphabet, Again: M is for...Monster Island A great many other Earths have a place called Monster Island, but they vary quite a bit as to geography, topography and exactly what kind of “monsters”, if any, you'll find there. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Blinks
A Duck Named Chuck Driving A Truck Loaned A Buck To Huck, Who Was Down On His Luck
...but Huck was a schmuck The Doclopedia #427 The Alphabet, Again: L is for...Lirxorvizl On the Earth where technology and magic hold equal sway, the insane god Lirxorvizl once tried to destroy all who did not worship him, which would have been pretty much everybody. Fortunately for the people of the world, he only had … Continue reading A Duck Named Chuck Driving A Truck Loaned A Buck To Huck, Who Was Down On His Luck
This Blog Now Rated “G”
...nope, just fuckin' with ya The Doclopedia #425 The Alphabet, Again: L is for...Lortonium First created by the internationally famous Mad Scientist Dantham Lorton during the summer of 1883, lortonium is the wonder metal of the Steam Age. Lighter than aluminum, yet stronger than steel, it resists corrosion and is almost non conductive of electricity, … Continue reading This Blog Now Rated “G”
Barnacle Time!
...with Barnacle Bill The Doclopedia #418 The Alphabet, Again: H is for...Holy Order Of The Laughing Mother When this order of nuns was formed in the wilds of British Columbia in 1885, nobody took much notice. But when these jolly, joking, helpful and charitable sisters starting going out into the community to do their good … Continue reading Barnacle Time!
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