...splaaaaannnngggg The Doclopedia #3,428 Doing Things In Different Genres: Cooking While Drunk Modern Humor: You are supposed to be cooking a fancy dinner for important people, but you and your team started tasting the various wines and now you're all half blotto. Old West: Your cook done got sick, so now you cowpokes have to … Continue reading Smacked By A Frying Pan
Month: January 2026
Sleepy Thyme
...shh, don't wake it The Doclopedia #3,427 Doing Things In Different Genres: Sorting Loot During A Storm Horror: It's dark, cold, and you've lost count because you heard a slurping noise. Modern Strangeness: You and your buddies are in an alley divvying up the loot from that bodega, when you see the owner coming, but … Continue reading Sleepy Thyme
Falling Through Clouds Of Joy
...wheeee! The Doclopedia #3,426 Doing Things In Different Genres: Moving Very Fast Pulp: You are using Doc Tempest's Mark III jetpack to chase a carload of assassins. Sci-Fi: The Inverse Time Drive is a success! Steampunk: There are 6 engines driving 12 propellers on this skyship and you are going nearly 2.25 miles per minute! … Continue reading Falling Through Clouds Of Joy
The Rare And Beautiful Sparkly Wombat Of Potawango Island
...they look so cool The Doclopedia #3,425 Doing Things In Different Genres: Doing Jobs 1920s Crime: $500 bucks if you go steal two truckloads of whiskey from a warehouse in Joliet and bring them back to Chicago. Modern Espionage: Unaware you are CIA, Mossad offers you $200,000.00 to get info on a British operation in … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Sparkly Wombat Of Potawango Island
Tiger Pants
...look so good The Doclopedia #3,423 Doing Things In Different Genres: Getting A Job Offer Pulp: The government wants your help in stopping whoever is stealing boxcars from moving trains. Old West: Bart Murphy, the wealthiest man in Kansas, wants you to escort his two ne'er do well sons to a big cattle auction in … Continue reading Tiger Pants
Curse You, Soup Pixies!
...cream of broccoli, yuck! The Doclopedia #3,422 One Thing Leads To Another: Going To See The Big Guy Let me explain, Andre, before you get too worked up. We were going to see the Big Guy down at his place in Tours, as you asked. However, traffic was terrible due to a big accident on … Continue reading Curse You, Soup Pixies!
More Hot News
...and a bit of cold news, too The Doclopedia #3,421 One Thing Leads To Another: Talking To Pam I was just standing there, talking to my neighbor Pam about those three young men who moved into Mrs Collin's old house,when it happened. Oh, well,we were talking about how they have those hot rod cars and … Continue reading More Hot News
Golden Stories Of Gay Pirate Adventures
...they'll shiver your timber The Doclopedia #3,420 One Thing Leads To Another: Finding Oscar's Wallet So, you know how Oscar is always losing things? Well, he lost his wallet somewhere between Selma's house and here. So me and Pabs tell him we'll help him find it. He goes back to Selma's with Lisa and me … Continue reading Golden Stories Of Gay Pirate Adventures
The Kitty Cats Mess With Bucky & Squint
...which is not really difficult The Doclopedia #3,422 One Thing Leads To Another: Going To See The Big Guy Let me explain, Andre, before you get too worked up. We were going to see the Big Guy down at his place in Tours, as you asked. However, traffic was terrible due to a big accident … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Mess With Bucky & Squint
Chipmunk Warriors
...little, but tough The Doclopedia #3,421 One Thing Leads To Another: Talking To Pam I was just standing there, talking to my neighbor Pam about those three young men who moved into Mrs Collin's old house,when it happened. Oh, well,we were talking about how they have those hot rod cars and the Italian looking one … Continue reading Chipmunk Warriors
Holding On To A Hot Rock
...not that kind The Doclopedia #3,420 One Thing Leads To Another: Finding Oscar's Wallet So, you know how Oscar is always losing things? Well, he lost his wallet somewhere between Selma's house and here. So me and Pabs tell him we'll help him find it. He goes back to Selma's with Lisa and me and … Continue reading Holding On To A Hot Rock
The Dancing Elks Hated Butte, Montana
...they don't like snow and hunters The Doclopedia #3,419 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Tea Of Wisdom For a simple jolt of wisdom, do this... Into your Hunzin tea pot, place two spoons of Fravil tea, 3 Vaa berries, and a pinch of salt. Now pour boiling water from your Hunzin kettle into the … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Hated Butte, Montana
Billy The Squid
...undersea outlaw The Doclopedia #3,418 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Milk Of Redemption Pay attention, foul sinners, and follow this recipe to REDEMPTION! You will need the milk of a Holy Goat of Dwinn. No less than a gallon, you twice damned slacker! And you must drink it all within 12 hours, too! Take … Continue reading Billy The Squid
Popsy Wins!
...not sure what he wonThe Doclopedia #3,417 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Hot Wine Of Sokkoth You cannot make this wine, due to the rare peppers it requires. You must buy it from a Domerian wineseller. Expect it to cost around 600 skwells. The wine must be consumed over a 4 day period, while … Continue reading Popsy Wins!
Booger The Bull Chases Farmer Frank
...no steers around here, Frank The Doclopedia #3,416 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Virgintini First, find a virgin between the ages of 18 and 25. Have her pray for Purity and Wisdon over the following things... One ounce each of acvos, brintantin, and kee. A shaker half filled with ice that has been blessed … Continue reading Booger The Bull Chases Farmer Frank
Sandwiches For The Tired And Poor
...turkey or ham, your choice The Doclopedia #3,415 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Water Of Divine Strength This is an easy drink to prepare, if your body and mind are pure enough. First, you must buy a water barrel of no less than 3 gallons capacity, made of iron coated with a blessed ceramic. … Continue reading Sandwiches For The Tired And Poor
Helpful Hints For Harried Households
...first off, calm the fuck down and have a drink The Doclopedia #3,414 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Enlightening Fruit Drink If your faith is pure and you are of the Blue Plane or higher, this drink, blessed by Olfiro itself, will reveal to you a great secret. You will need... 2 ripe Gnoth … Continue reading Helpful Hints For Harried Households
OnlyFangs
...hot vampires for you The Doclopedia #3,413 Alt. Movie Franchises: The James Bond Series Number Of Films: 27 Connery From RussiaWith Love Casino Royale Goldfinger Dr.No Live And Let Die Diamonds Are Forever Moonraker Moore Thunderball On Her Majesty's Secret Service For Your Eyes Only The Spy Who Loved Me You Only Live Twice Dalton … Continue reading OnlyFangs
Chapter One: In Which The Grandson Of Our Hero Leaves Town Ahead Of Several Angry Women
...on his trusty steed, Quincy The Doclopedia #3,412 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Sinbad Series Number Of Films: 6 The Seventh Voyage Of Sinbad (1958) Sinbad and The Tiger's Eye (1963) Sinbad At World's End (1967) The Silver Voyage Of Sinbad (1973) Sinbad on Mars (1978) Sinbad and the Return To Colossa (1986) Roy Harrison, the … Continue reading Chapter One: In Which The Grandson Of Our Hero Leaves Town Ahead Of Several Angry Women
How Odd Can You Be?
...pretty fucking odd, as it turns out The Doclopedia #3,411 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Rodney Rabbit Series Number Of Films: 5 Who Framed Rodney Rabbit? (1984) Rodney Rabbit in Battlin' Bunny (1988) Rodney Rabbit in Cowboy Rodney (1992) Rodney Rabbit in Moony Loons (1996) Rodney Rabbit in Goldweasel (2000) On Earth 2-E, the first Rodney … Continue reading How Odd Can You Be?
Scrumptious Hamada Goes Wild!
...she just went crazy The Doclopedia #3,410 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Ghostbeaters Series Number Of Films: 6 Ghostbeaters (1984) Ghostbeaters 2 (1986) Ghostbeaters Go To Paris (1990) Ghostbeaters: The Next Generation (2020) Hollywood Ghostbeaters (2022) Ghostbeaters International (2025) With the exception of the names and closer release dates, the first two Ghostbeaters movies on Earth … Continue reading Scrumptious Hamada Goes Wild!
They Put The Rocks In A Metal Box With Dirty Socks
...then locked it up with 7 locks The Doclopedia #3,409 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Monster Files Series Number Of Films: 16 The Beast From 10,000 Fathoms (1953) THEY KILL! (1954) It Came From Under The Sea (1954) The Giant Spider (1955) Krogu Live Here! (1955) The Glob (1956) The Killer Mantis! (1956) The Incredible Colossal … Continue reading They Put The Rocks In A Metal Box With Dirty Socks
Your Source For Top Quality Foolishness
...created by top fools The Doclopedia #3,408 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Clue Series Number Of Films: 5 Clue (1985) Clue At Sea (1988) Haunted Clues (1990) A Very British Clue (1993) Missed Clue (1997) When “Clue”, with a hilarious cast and that multiple ending gimmick, hit big in 1985, the studio beganplanning a sequel. Unfortunately, … Continue reading Your Source For Top Quality Foolishness
Chopped Spider Salad
...use large spiders The Doclopedia #3,407 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Wolf Man Series Number Of Films: 5 The Wolf Man (1934) Curse Of The Wolf Man (1936) Mark Of The Wolf Man (1939) Blood Of The Wolf Man (1941) Revenge Of The Wolf Man (1942) On Earth 1-N, The Universal Monster movies were even more … Continue reading Chopped Spider Salad
Doing Things That Seem Crazy
...because they are The Doclopedia #3,406 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Mary Popper Series Number Of Films: 9 Mary Popper and the Wizard's Ring (1998) Mary Popper and the Forgotten Dungeon (1999) Mary Popper and the Prisoner of the Trolls (2001) Mary Popper and the Wizard Olympics (2003) Mary Popper and the Secret Order (2005) Mary … Continue reading Doing Things That Seem Crazy
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