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Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Hot Wine Of Sokkoth

You cannot make this wine, due to the rare peppers it requires. You must buy it from a Domerian wineseller. Expect it to cost around 600 skwells.

The wine must be consumed over a 4 day period, while you reside in your firegrass hut wearing only a dirty green robe. Your servants must bring you the wine at noon every day. The heat level of this spicy wine is extremely high, so be prepared to have reactions ranging from trouble breathing to feeling as though your tongue is burned away and your stomach is on fire.

After drinking the wine, do a silent prayer to Sokkoth while eating frozen and sweetened seef fat. During your next several bowel movements, feel free to scream and cry.

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