...picking up a very naughty dog and cat The Doclopedia #3,095 Facts About Potions: Water Breathing Potions These are a must for anyone needing to stay underwater for a few hours. They work very well, although the do tasty “fishy”. They are usually problem free, but in about 1 in 1,000 cases, the change to … Continue reading A Magic Bus On Mars
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Conversations With Fish
...mostly the cooked kind The Doclopedia #3,094 Facts About Potions: Shrinking Potions These potions are often expensive, but worth every penny. They even taste pretty good. The problem with them is that they'll make you have to pee every 15 minutes or so for maybe 2 hours, so stay hydrated.
Freelance Goofballs Incorporated
...90% of D&D groups The Doclopedia #3,093 Facts About Potions: Strength Potions Strength potions are very popular, especially among fighters and other physically powerful folks. The problem is that strength potions universally taste terrible. Worse yet, you'll be burping horribly for hours.
She’s A Mad Scientist And A Liberal Democrat
...and a humanoid cat The Doclopedia #3,092 Facts About Potions: Polymorph Potions It is almost never mentioned among potion makers, but in about 3% of cases, the shape change can last from a couple of days to a couple of weeks. There is generally nothing one can do about it except try to use the … Continue reading She’s A Mad Scientist And A Liberal Democrat
Pretty Busy For A Dead Guy
...but he looked good The Doclopedia #3,091 Facts About Potions: Invisibility Potions Reports of neuropathic pain, tingling, or numbness are fairly common among people that use this sort of potion. The effects are usually not severe and usually fade in a couple of hours. More severe instances may require a healing potion or, better yet, … Continue reading Pretty Busy For A Dead Guy
My Life Among The Garden Gnomes
...they're not all niceThe Doclopedia #3,090 Facts About Potions: Flight Potions It's pretty widely known that flight potions make most people horny. How horny varies due to age, sex, species, and strength of the potion. Some people are okay with just a quick ruboff, but some get much hornier and need several orgasms to relax.
Cats With Gats, Dogs Riding Hogs
...buncha tough guysThe Doclopedia #3,089 Facts About Potions: Healing Potions In about 10% of cases, drinking a healing potion will give the person drinking it a case of the runs about an hour later. This will last about 2 hours or so. Removal of all armor is recommended.
The Candy Dwarves Are On The March
...to the licorice mines The Doclopedia #2,425 Facts About Potions: Storage Storage of your potions is less about protecting the contents from degradation, since properly made potions are very stable, but much more about protection from theft.Potion theft is a very real thing that affects as much as 15% of Guild members. The crime is … Continue reading The Candy Dwarves Are On The March
2 Boi Dogz
...not a musical group The Doclopedia #2,423 Facts About Potions: Testing Once your potion is completed, it must be tested. There are several potential ways to do this.First of all, if possible, you may test it on an animal. Rats, chickens, mice, frogs...all of these and many more can prove useful, IF the potion does … Continue reading 2 Boi Dogz
Looking For A Perfect Taco
...a fun and tasty pastime The Doclopedia #2,422 Facts About Potions: Creation The most dangerous part of the potion making process is always the creation portion. The number of things that can go wrong, especially with long and involved creation processes, are enormous. Anything from improper measurement to wrong temperature to stirring too long in … Continue reading Looking For A Perfect Taco
The Dancing Elks In “Vaudeville Memories”
...Ahh, memories The Doclopedia #2,421 Facts About Potions: Preparation Proper preparation in advance of the actual potion creation is an absolute must. Cleanliness, safety equipment, and freedom from interruptions need to be accomplished before anything else. We've all heard the story of Miragol of Seacliff, who used a single mortar and pestle that was contaminated … Continue reading The Dancing Elks In “Vaudeville Memories”
Little Turtles Everywhere!
...very cute The Doclopedia #2,420 Facts About Potions: Ingredients Of course, where common ingredients are concerned, you will most likely either buy them, grow/raise them yourself, or gather them from the wild. If the latter two, you are assured of freshness and potency. If, however, you are buying them, make certain that you buy only … Continue reading Little Turtles Everywhere!
Why Not Just Do It?
...story of my life The Doclopedia #2,419 Facts About Potions: ResearchWhen doing research on old potions from long ago, it is vital that you find recipes from at least three sources for each potion. Take careful note of where and when they were created. Make sure that all of the ingredients match up, if possible. … Continue reading Why Not Just Do It?