...advanced stuff is next year The Doclopedia #3,436 What The Hell Was That?: Naked Dude Running “Dudes, look! Some guy running down the street butt ass naked! Hahaha! Wait, wait! Now there's two chicks chasing him. Does that one have a gun? Shit, dude better run faster,or...WOAH! Look at all those cops! Shit is getting … Continue reading This Is Basic Stuff →

...hanging out at home The Doclopedia #3,435 What The Hell Was That?: Terrible Smell “Sweet Mother of God! What the hell is that stink? Slim, was that you? Jack? Couldn't have been Texas, he's down at the creek washin' up dishes. Horses are down wind of us. Weren't no skunk. Ain't no skunk ever smelled … Continue reading Just Me And My Pet Echidna →

...and nobody is complaining The Doclopedia #3,434 What The Hell Was That?: Short Wind Storm “That was a hell of a wind storm for the 30 seconds it lasted. Tirdon, do you have any idea what caused it? An air elemental? Not likely. Feri, Breek, and I met an air elemental a few years back, … Continue reading Reality Will Be Postponed Tonight →

...starring raccoons! The Doclopedia #3,433 What The Hell Was That?: Multicolor Fireball “Miss Redfoot, despite my being 167 years old, a Grand Master of Wizardry, having taught here for 52 years, and having adventured for 30 years in my youth, I have never, not even once, seen a Fireball change color 6 times before striking … Continue reading The Raccoon Story →

...Ziggy regretted that The Doclopedia #3,432 What The Hell Was That?: Low Moan “M..M..Mac! Did you just hear a low moan? Because I just heard a low moan and it didn't come from you or me, so where did it come from? Look around? Mac, I don't even want to be here. This warehouse is … Continue reading Ziggy Zagged →

...interest is only 90% The Doclopedia #3,431 What The Hell Was That?: Pig Stampede “Holy crap, Carol, are you okay? How about you, Aggie? Good, good. Where the hell did all those pigs come from? There must have been 200 of them. Durkin's farm? Yeah, that is just over the hill. I don't know what … Continue reading Ask Me About Our EZ Credit! →

...ratatatat The Doclopedia #3,430 What The Hell Was That?: A Hot Sneeze “Sweet mother of a hundred cats, what the hell kind of sneeze was that, Gurndl? A gout of flame two feet long shot out of your nose! Wait! Wait! You tasted some of that Draconic Ale, didn't you? Master Zavard will not be … Continue reading Toy Drum On The Table →