...later, at the vets office, they agree that the plan was flawed There's a really interesting story on how my plan to post the next "Dungeon Delving" episode went from "under an hour" to more than 24 hours. Unfortunately, you are not cleared to hear it. Delving In The Dungeon: Part 14"...there's something you don't … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Talk Shit To A Pair Of Pitbulls →

...that looks like a cobra Delving In The Dungeon: Part 13 "...that's when the shit hit the fan" Ok...by character, this is what happens next: Erasmus notices that not only is the tapestry done in a style that came about two full centuries after Bloody Bart died, the material making up the tapestry is...faintly moist...and … Continue reading The Snake Man Builds A Boat →

...fear my stoat, you Froggy scalawags! Delving In The Dungeon: Part 12 "...slowly, the door opens" While the others watch at the door/barricade the door, Knute attempts to disbelieve the wall, assuming it to be an illusion. No way, Jose, that wall is real. Figuring this out, Knute reaches out and pokes the wall with … Continue reading Chapter 54: In Which Our Hero, Armed Only With A Penknife And A Stoat, Defeats Three Frenchmen →

...damsel in distress Delving In The Dungeon: Part 11 "...hey, check this out" Before anyone can begin looting, Erasmus casts Detect Magic on the whole room. Oddly, while none of the boxes, bags or coffins seem to hold anything magical, the whole rear wall of the room seems to be infused with low level magic. … Continue reading Mayday From A Green Eyed Brunette →

...#3-#95: I'll never really understand them Delving In The Dungeon: Part 10 "...and then we opened the door" After giving the quiet door a thorough checking over, Periwinkle slowly opens it while keeping the door between herself and the room. Fergus and Duncan enter the room, weapons at the ready. They are followed by Knute … Continue reading The 100 Things That I Know About Women →

...they might be hitching a ride Delving In The Dungeon: Part 9 "doors to the right of us, doors to the left" After bundling up the assorted loot (the dwarven armor was no better that what Knute already has), you continue down the corridor. It gets much drier and less mossy after 50 feet or … Continue reading Pelicans On The Freeway →

...I just want to get get a cookie...I'm to young to know about nookie The Ramones may rise from their graves to get me for that one. Or not. STUFF 1: Missed the A&E deadline again. Damn! 2: Everyone here at the Cross Luxury Hotel For Spoiled Basset Hounds is as healthy as can be … Continue reading Rock & Roll Preschool →

...from the August, 1958 issue Delving In The Dungeon: Part 7 "biff, bam, thank you, ma'am!" Round 1 Fergus aims a mighty axe blow at the shambler's midsection and hits hard, but his axe becomes caught in the tough fibers that make up the creature's "skeleton". Unfortunately, the shambler manages to deal him a hard … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The King Of Crime →

...I cut them up from a dry oil well shaft Delving In The Dungeon: Part 6 "down and dirty fighting" After a short delay, during which Periwinkle, Erasmus and Knute lit up some torches, you head off down the left hand tunnel. The marching order is the same as earlier. As you move down the … Continue reading Postholes For Sale →

...the first 5 are about food and the next 3 are about naps Delving In The Dungeon: Part 5 "Perhaps we could just knock?" While Erasmus studies the friezes carved into the cave entrance (and declares them to be "common boastful warrior art"), Periwinkle first checks the door for traps. Finding none, she then peeks … Continue reading The 11 Things That Cats Talk About →

...he's a hot one Delving In The Dungeon: Part 4 "Down you go" After prepping yourselves and your equipment (and stashing any non-necessary valuables), you enter the dungeon entrance that Erasmus thinks might be the safest one. Of course, he has based this on a cursory reading of a third hand story in a 200 … Continue reading Nuclear Love Monkey →

...even if they have excellent harmony Delving In The Dungeon: Part 3 "Into the dungeon" Ok, my little dungeonheads, here's how the last two polls shake out... There are a total of three adventuring parties going into the dungeon: Erasmus' Eradicators Horatio's Hardcases Lord Arturo's Asskickers Horatio's group is the largest (8 members) Lord Arturo's … Continue reading It’s All Fun and Games Until The Voices In Your Head Start Singing Barbershop Quartet Style →

...sounds like some 1960's hippy shit to me Ok, another dungeon delving related poll here, kiddies, so as to help Uncle Doc run this thing.

...from Mars? Ooooeeeeoooo! Delving In The Dungeon: Part 1 "A bit of backstory" Erasmus is a second level M.U. on the verge of hitting third level. He is, as most young mages are, dirt poor and full of ambition. About a month ago, his loyal servant, Knute, met a drunken old woodsman down at the … Continue reading Big Green Gophers →

...as they try to logically explain why they peed in your aquarium Delving In The Dungeon: Part 1 "Not D&D...exactly" These are the characters. The whole thing will be play by poll. Duncan, Level 1 human fighter STR: 17 DEX: 12 CON: 15 INT: 9 WIS: 10 AGI: 12 CHA: 8 Hit Points: 31 Weapons: … Continue reading Drunken Vulcans Are Way Funny →