...#1: Remember that murder is still a crime . Become a Patron! So I can buy tacos! . The Doclopedia #1,878 Seven Bad Axes: Alifa's Bloodletter . Now we come to the axe of Alifa Al Saakor, one of the more tragic cases we have. As you can see, it is a simple woodcutter's axe, … Continue reading Advice For Frustrated Game Masters
Month: February 2020
The Rare And Beautiful Winking Skink Of Potawango Island
...nudge nudge, wink wink . The Doclopedia #1,876 Seven Bad Axes: Mackenzie's Murderer . Welcome to the Museum of Infamous Weapons. We have a most wonderful collection of weaponry used in an assortment of deadly crimes. Many, indeed more than half of them, are enchanted in some way. Some were wielded by actual monsters, not … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Winking Skink Of Potawango Island
Happy Mouse Stories
...written by and for happy mice . Become a Patron! It could be the start of something good! . The Doclopedia #1,874 Random Character Creation (Super Hero): What Is Your Secret Identity? . 1: Geoff Gordon, math teacher 2: Sylvia Peterson, reporter 3: Umi Tanaka, artist 4: Rudolfo Herdez, lawyer 5: Ed Weinburg, used car … Continue reading Happy Mouse Stories
Guitars & Cataracts
...hillbilly muzak . Become a Patron! Do it now, before the rush! . The Doclopedia #1,872 Random Character Creation (Super Hero): What Is Your Weakness? . 1: Fire 2: Silver 3: Mental Attacks 4: Cold 5: Poison 6: High Levels Of Radiation 7: Magic 8: Some Goofyass Mineral From Another Solar System 9: Suffocation 10: … Continue reading Guitars & Cataracts
Bucky & Squint Just Blow It
...spectacularly so . Become a Patron! 9 out of 10 doctors recommend it! . The Doclopedia #1,870 Random Character Creation (Super Hero): Who Are You? . Note: Precede with “The” where logical 1: Red 2: Cosmic 3: Blue 4: Super 5: Incredible 6: Yellow 7: Choose a mammal name (ie “Bat”, “Wolf” “Tiger, etc) 8: … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Just Blow It
Silver Spider Dreams
...very creepy, really . Become a Patron! And help me keep writing! . The Doclopedia #1,867 Three Characters In Search Of An Adventure: “Red” Jane Hawks . At 5' 4” tall, the redheaded, blue eyed woman known as Captain Jane Hawks is one of the shorter pirate captains out there. That does not mean she's … Continue reading Silver Spider Dreams
Doc Tempest VS The New World Crime League
...from the March 1960 issue . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,864 Three Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Professor Grenvale . Professor Fred Grenvale is a Professor of Biology at Big State University. He is also a well known explorer and collector of new and undiscovered species, both plant and animal. He has … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The New World Crime League
Nude Food
...not for prudes . Become a Patron! You'll be too cool for school! . The Doclopedia #1,861 Three Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Monok . Monok is a Vodellian, a species that would look to us like a mammalian spider centaur. He stands about 5 feet tall and is pretty much covered with black … Continue reading Nude Food
That Time Hank Got Stuck In A Pine Tree
...it took all day to get him down . Become a Patron! It might be good for you! . The Doclopedia #1,858 Three Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Shenzi . On Earth 320-P, where the wealthy and powerful live in huge domed cities connected by elaborate subway systems and the poor struggle for survival … Continue reading That Time Hank Got Stuck In A Pine Tree
How To Fold A Shirt
...while you are wearing it . Become a Patron! Do it for our boys overseas! . The Doclopedia #1,856 That Time Doc & I Went To...: Port Royal in 1685 If there is one thing that Doc & I love, it's going back to the 17th Century and being pirates. Not in our universe, mind … Continue reading How To Fold A Shirt
Module K-1: The Castle Of The Fire Mountain Queen
...24 pages, fully illustrated, 3 maps . Become a Patron! Because you are a nice person. . The Doclopedia #1,854 That Time Doc & I Went To...: Montana To Drive The Weinermobile . Oh, no, no! It was my idea, Doc just agreed that it would be fun to do. I mean, who wouldn't want … Continue reading Module K-1: The Castle Of The Fire Mountain Queen
How To Sell Androids
...Step 1: get some used androids . Become a Patron! Because you are a nice person. . The Doclopedia #1,852 That Time Doc & I Went To...: Hell In A Handbasket. . I've known Doc for 30 years, so you'd think I would have learned by now that he is not one to ignore a … Continue reading How To Sell Androids
The Eyeless Men Are Following You!
...using their sense of smell . Become a Patron! It will help me eat real food again! . The Doclopedia #1,850 That Time Doc & I Went To...: The Gelato Factory . First off, I was unaware that we had not been invited to the place. I should have been suspicious when Doc picked me … Continue reading The Eyeless Men Are Following You!
Green Cat Diary
...full of juicy kitty stories Become a Patron! It will help me eat real food again! . The Doclopedia #1,848 Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Royal Airship Lines . Thank you for flying Royal Airship Lines. We are honored to serve you and hope you enjopyed your flight. Please take a moment to fill … Continue reading Green Cat Diary
Attack Of The Snowboarding Mummies!
...you'd think they'd freeze . Become a Patron! It will help me eat real food again! . The Doclopedia #1,846 Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Ottopus Inc. . Thank you for purchasing a set of Ottopus Arms from Ottopus Inc., a subsidiary of SJC International. We hope you enjoy the finest manipulative device on … Continue reading Attack Of The Snowboarding Mummies!
Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Drive To Vegas
...with her sister, Emily . Become a Patron! It might enhance your love life! . The Doclopedia #1,844 Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Sisters Of Merciful Pain . Thank you realizing that you are a pitiful little crotch sniffing wimp who needs punishment. Please take a moment to fill out our short survey. Thank … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Drive To Vegas
Peach Flavored Doom
...Mmmm, tasty doom! . Become a Patron! Or the terrorists win. . The Doclopedia #1,842 Thank You For Taking Our Survey: The ZomCo Brainsmasher 300 . Thank you for buying the ZomCo Brainsmasher 300, the finest zombie destruction device on the market. Please take the time to fill out our short survey. Thank you. 1: … Continue reading Peach Flavored Doom
The Golden Gorilla Does Not Trust The Blue Raccoon
...at least, that's what she says . Become a Patron! Or the terrorists win. . The Doclopedia #1,840 Oh, Shit!: We're Going To Crash! DAMN! That Euro dog took out our main gas cells. We're leaking hydrogen and falling fast! Chandra, deploy the wings! Ghosh, inflate the emergency gas cells! That ground is coming up … Continue reading The Golden Gorilla Does Not Trust The Blue Raccoon
Why You Should Dance
...because it's fun! . Become a Patron! Or the terrorists win. . The Doclopedia #1,838 Oh, Shit!: Which Wire Do I Cut! . Oh fuck me raw! That son of a bitch used all black wires. What do I do now, Dawson? I've got just under 3 minutes here before half this continent gets a … Continue reading Why You Should Dance
Game Designers Or Masochists? You Decide!
...actually, they're both . Become a Patron! Do it for the children! . The Doclopedia #1,836 Oh, Shit!: We're Screwed! Jesus, Lenny, them cops is still on our tail! Must be 5 or 6 cars back there. Oh man, we are so screwed. I knew we shouldn't have trusted Jimmy Legs. Somethin' about him never … Continue reading Game Designers Or Masochists? You Decide!
Doc Tempest And The Fearsome Fish
...from the December 1959 issue . Become a Patron! Fulfill Your Destiny! . The Doclopedia #1,834 Places I Can't Go Anymore: Auntie Carol's House . Well, the ban didn't happen overnight, that's for sure. I mean, we only go visit her as a family about once a year. Still, I did some dumb stuff on … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Fearsome Fish
A Short Story About Long Stories
...next up, a novella about long trilogies . Become a Patron! Because you can. The Doclopedia #1,833 Places I Can't Go Anymore: The Moon . I built a rocket and a lunar lander myself, right here in my back yard. I fuel it up with my custom made fuel and I take off to the … Continue reading A Short Story About Long Stories
Pelican Breeders Quarterly
...now in full color! . Become a Patron! Do it for the good of all mankind. . The Doclopedia #1,832 Places I Can't Go Anymore: The Forest Of The Fairies . I was traveling from Kaviristan to Ispedalia to attend the Midsummer Poetry and Bardic Sing Off when I unfortunately took a wrong turn … Continue reading Pelican Breeders Quarterly
Chapter 944: In Which Our Hero And Nell Are Married At Last
...but will it last? . Become a Patron! So I can create more stuff. . The Doclopedia #1,830 Places I Can't Go Anymore : The Castle . It's true, I can't go up to the castle anymore. I'm not even sure I should stay in the village much longer. See, I used to go up … Continue reading Chapter 944: In Which Our Hero And Nell Are Married At Last
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Steps On A Hedgehog
...especially for the hedgehog . Become a Patron! Or the aliens win. . The Doclopedia #1,828 Animal Sidekicks That Are NOT Dogs Or Cats: Sniffy . Species: California Grizzly Bear Human Partner: Agent D Special Powers: Largest bear on earth Background/Personality: Born in 1963 near the town of Grass Valley, in the Bear Flag Empire … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Steps On A Hedgehog
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