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Thank You For Taking Our Survey: The ZomCo Brainsmasher 300
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Thank you for buying the ZomCo Brainsmasher 300, the finest zombie destruction device on the market. Please take the time to fill out our short survey. Thank you.
1: How many zombie brains do you usually crush in a week?
1-3
4-7
8-12
13+
2: What sort of zombies are most prevalent in your area?
Slow, stupid
Slow, smart
Fast, stupid
Fast, smart
Crazy, savage, slow
Crazy, savage, fast
3: Do you typically go out to hunt zombies, or do you just defend your home when they come around?
Hunt
Defend
4: What first attracted you to the Brainsmasher 300?
The solid steel construction
The patented “Brain-ripper” spikes
The comfortable hand grips
I owned a Brainsmasher 100 or 200
5: How did you first hear about the Brainsmasher 300?
Ad on tv/radio
YouTube video
Internet
From a friend
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The Doclopedia #1,843
Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Honest Hilly’s Potions
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Thank you for purchasing a potion from Honest Hilly. We hope you find it satisfactory to your needs. Please take a moment to fill out our short survey. Thank you.
1: What type of potion did you buy?
Healing
Extra Healing
Polymorph
Invisibility
Super Strength
Speed
Magical Immunity
2: How often do you buy potions?
Weekly
Monthly
A few times a year
As often as finances allow
3: Are you an adventurer?
Yes
No
4: If yes to #3, do you adventure alone, or as part of a group?
Alone
Group
5: How did you first hear about Honest Hilly’s Potions?
From an advertisement
From a friend
Found one in some loot
6: Are you a member of one or more of the following groups?
League of Wizards
Fighter’s Brotherhood
Thieve’s Guild
Servants of the 17 Gods
Adventurer’s Guild
Mercenary’s Union
Explorations Unlimited
7: If Honest Hilly had a “Buy 10, Get One Free” club, would you join it?
Yes
No
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