...if not, try giving them crossword puzzles 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #14 Movies I REALLY Want To See Doctor Strange: Everything I've seen and heard about this movie tells me it is going to rock. I know they probably won't go as visually trippy as Steve Ditko did in the early years of the … Continue reading Is Your Steamer Duck Getting Enough Mental Stimulation?
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Harry, The Armadillo Who Traveled The World
...and he had the passport to prove it The Doclopedia #962 Movies Not Of This Earth: Quiet Kill (Metro Goldberg Myer, 1998) In 1995, neophyte director Bethany Collins became disgusted with all of the gun violence in movies and decided to make a very violent action film with not a single gunshot or explosion. … Continue reading Harry, The Armadillo Who Traveled The World
The Secret Files Of Sherlock Holmes
... if you thought "Thr Giant Rat of Sumatra" was weird, wait'll ya read these Yes, I have some website related plans for things Holmesian. So far, today is off to a really slow start for me. Grace is out mystery shopping her butt off, The Girls are having their Pre-Park Walk Nap and I'm … Continue reading The Secret Files Of Sherlock Holmes
Walking Through The Bacon Tree Forest
...where you get hungry every 15 minutes Geek Media Update 1: The latest "Twilight" movie is out. Millions of pre-teen and teen girls experience orgasm. 2: The new version of "V" is losing viewers with each episode. That would be because is sucks. 3: The new version of "The Prisoner" is getting mixed reviews from … Continue reading Walking Through The Bacon Tree Forest
Are Two Women Aged 20 The Equal Of One Woman Aged 40?
...I think not, but I'd really have to try all three:) Ugh! Slept for shit last night due to going to bed at 1 AM and then being awakened 4 times throughout the night. Winker woke me twice, Grace woke me once and that middle aged need to get up and take a leak got … Continue reading Are Two Women Aged 20 The Equal Of One Woman Aged 40?
Out, Out, Damned Spot! That Goes For You Too, Rover! And You Too, Kitty!
...but the goldfish can stay I just watched "Superman Returns", which we got from Netflix. My capsule review: Most. Boring. Superhero. Movie. EVER! Man, am I ever glad I didn't pay to see it in the theatre.
It’s All Fun & Games Until Vegetable Oil Goes Sticky
...don't ask Last night, I took My Sweet Little Chocolate Frog Of Love to see Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince. We both enjoyed it, despite the fact that they had to compress and cut parts of the original story in order to avoid a 5 hour movie. They did capture most of the … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Vegetable Oil Goes Sticky
Neon Vampire Princess Miko
...more fake anime Grace and I went to see UP tonight. A very fun flick, full of adventure, laughs and a bit of sadness. Yet another jewel in Pixar's crown. Note: We did not see it in 3D, cos 2D was cheaper and the 3D version was at another theatre. We both agreed that if … Continue reading Neon Vampire Princess Miko
Old Newts
...like in a newt's paper My review of "Star Trek" Ok, first thing you need to know is that I am one of the original Star Trek fans (that is fan with a small f, you'll note. I lack the obssessive nature to be a Fan of anything except sex). I was right there in … Continue reading Old Newts
Spicy Bongo Stories
...for spicy bongos, one assumes Weekend Recap 1: Monsters VS Aliens was big fun. Lots of nuggets for fans of sci fi and the 3D FX were very well done. 2: In N Out Burger was, as always, great. Man, I'm so glad I don't have to drive to L.A. for my Double Double Monster … Continue reading Spicy Bongo Stories
The Great Beer Battle And How It Brought Cousin Ollie To Religion
...fortunately for Ollie, he got better about 10 years later Jeez, ya get sick and a little crazy in the head for a couple of weeks and your LJ content goes to shit. I'll be trying to do better Real Soon Now, folks. In other news, My Sweet Little Red Factor Canary Of Love and … Continue reading The Great Beer Battle And How It Brought Cousin Ollie To Religion
Who Watches The Watchers Watching The Watchmen?
...now my brain hurts My Sweet Little Pallid Bat Of Love (Grace) and I went to see "Watchmen" today. Here are the short reviews of it from someone who has read the graphic novel 3-4 times (Me) and someone who did not know it even existed (Grace). Me: Very well done adaptation of the graphic … Continue reading Who Watches The Watchers Watching The Watchmen?
Chapter 813: In Which Our Hero, Freshly Tattooed And Pierced, Goes Undercover In The Dukes Dungeon
...and virtue triumphs over perversion, mostly Quick Stuff Got some writing done today, after 195 chores were done. They had another "Lady Heather" episode on CSI last night. Damn, that woman is hot. This Sunday will mark 12 years since Grace and I drove up to Reno and said "I Do". Poverty shall be temporarily … Continue reading Chapter 813: In Which Our Hero, Freshly Tattooed And Pierced, Goes Undercover In The Dukes Dungeon
Putting Mayonaise On A Cow Is Just Plain Wrong
...even if the cow enjoyed it Last night, My sweet angel and I watched The Incredible Hulk, which we did not see in the theater. Verdict? Better in every way than the Ang Lee effort...with one exception: we both preferred the look of the Hulk in Lee's version. Other than that, this version was fine … Continue reading Putting Mayonaise On A Cow Is Just Plain Wrong
Chapter 432: In Which Our Hero Wrestles The Devil, Greases A Pig And Rescues Young Lucy From Ninjas
...all while avoiding the evil duke's men Great Gobs O' Stuff Happy Birthday to robin_d_laws, who is, I assure you, as fine a fellow as you'll ever meet and one of the best game designers in the history of the art form. The Second Village Poll is closed and megdeon and boundfate missed Last Call. … Continue reading Chapter 432: In Which Our Hero Wrestles The Devil, Greases A Pig And Rescues Young Lucy From Ninjas
Sparky The Tubeworm
...way down under the sea Stuff Blindness: Well done and well acted, but rather predictable. Not a bad movie, but not one I would pay money to see. The VP Debate: Despite the spinning of the Republican talking heads, it was Biden for the win. Palin was a spokesperson/pimp who dodged really answering most questions … Continue reading Sparky The Tubeworm
The Magic Forest Of The Cupcake Elves
...mostly, it's chocolate The Dark Knight Grace and I went to see the latest Batman flick today. Pretty darned good, in my opinion. Heath Ledger was great as The Joker, even if this Joker didn't really have the white skin, red lips and green hair one gets from a toxic acid bath. Was his performance … Continue reading The Magic Forest Of The Cupcake Elves
On The Other Hand, It Was Preferable To Getting Killed
...plus, we'd seen the flaw in his plan Grace and I just got back from seeing Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. We both liked it and agreed that is was at least as good as Temple of Doom. Heard from Round Table Pizza about the job. Apparently, the local manager is … Continue reading On The Other Hand, It Was Preferable To Getting Killed
How To Repair Your Transdimensional Gateway Generator For $5,000,000.00 Or Less
...3rd Edition Grace and I went to see Hellboy II: The Golden Army today. We both liked it a whole bunch and thought it was even better than the first one. My only criticism: that fucking Barry Manilow song is stuck in my head! BTW: I think that, once he finishes The Hobbit, Guillermo Del … Continue reading How To Repair Your Transdimensional Gateway Generator For $5,000,000.00 Or Less
Learning To Scream
...but not in a "girly" manner Just saw the trailer for the Watchmen movie. Sweet Dog in Heaven, does it look good! That sound you hear are comic book fanboys orgasming.
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Eats Some Bad Cheese
...and then things just go all to hell Saturday With Doc Well, despite no advertising other than signs saying "PLANT SALE" on various streets signs in the neighborhood, I did manage to make $12.00 in sales. Not a huge amount, but enough to go to the movies this afternoon. What I mostly did yesterday, while … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Eats Some Bad Cheese
Dark Blue Spiders
...with white eyes I just say the teaser trailer for The Spirit, directed by Frank Miller, shot in the same style as Sin City and coming to theatres on Xmas day, 2008. My inner fanboy's head exploded. I am SO there on Xmas.
Quincy, The Happy Little Shoggoth
...he has such good manners Well, Grace and I are back from the Whole Earth Festival and it was fun and interesting and alternative and green and stuff. There were crafts booths, food booths, political/social activism booths and, best of all, lots of tie dyed clothing booths. There was live music aplenty and lots of … Continue reading Quincy, The Happy Little Shoggoth
Desperately Seeking Sauron
...not starring Madonna More Stuff 1: I have tiny little squashes on all of my squash vines! 2: I have my first teeny little tomatoes! 3: Just saw the newest trailer for "The Dark Knight". My inner fanboy wet himself. 4: Although I know it is a financial impossibility this year, I REALLY want to … Continue reading Desperately Seeking Sauron
Not Responsible For Random Genital Failure
...so try not to have random genitals Just got back from seeing Iron Man. As all the reviews have said, Robert Downey Jr. absolutely nails the role of Tony Stark. Best movie portrayal of a superhero ever. The ever delightful and blue jeans tightening Gwyneth Paltrow is excellent as Pepper Potts. The story, overall, was … Continue reading Not Responsible For Random Genital Failure
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