...yikes! Ganked from em_gumby • Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile." • I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity • Update your journal with the answers to the questions • Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions 1. Why "Doc" (been … Continue reading Hollow Eyed Vampire Babies
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A Bit Of Deception And A Lot Of Temptation
...and presto, another sheep is shorn A Meme For Your Amusement So you and I are going to hang out for awhile (hours? days? weeks?). What sort of mischief are we going to get up to? Be creative.
Bad Tommy Crosses The Wrong Damned Dame
...not all of him was there when they found him Yet Another "10 Things Meme" This one is easy... Ten Things You Want To Do Before You Die 10: Piss on the graves of several ex-presidents of the United States 9: See a family of African elephants in the wilds of Africa 8: Visit Australia … Continue reading Bad Tommy Crosses The Wrong Damned Dame
Uncle Zombie Wants Your Brain
...for a light snack Stuff 1: On Saturday, we had a meeting with a couple who have a 6 year old female Basset Hound that they are trying to find a home for. The dog, Lucy, has spent the bulk of her life in a home with people who neglected her most of the time. … Continue reading Uncle Zombie Wants Your Brain
The Story Of The Good Cop And The Bad Politician
...with a happy ending: the politician goes crazy The ABC Meme Cos I'm feeling lazy. A - Age: 55 B - Bed size: Queen size C - Chore you hate: washing dishes D - Dog's name: Winker Sue Cross E - Essential start your day item: Tea: strong, black & unsweetened F - Favorite color: … Continue reading The Story Of The Good Cop And The Bad Politician
Miss Winker Takes A Bath
...actually, she was given a bath, which she enjoyed The 15 Books Meme Simple premise here...list 15 books (fiction or non-fiction) that have stuck with you over the years. I list no authors here. Google titles for more info. 1: Green Eggs & Ham 2: A Princess of Mars 3: At The Earth's Core 4: … Continue reading Miss Winker Takes A Bath
Bucky & Squint Build A Meatloaf Golem
...with the help of their pal, Rabbi Bob The D&D Character Meme Not as close as it could have been, but not too far off the mark. I Am A: Neutral Good Human Druid (7th Level) Ability Scores: Strength-13 Dexterity-15 Constitution-14 Intelligence-15 Wisdom-15 Charisma-16 Alignment:Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Build A Meatloaf Golem
Don’t Touch That!
...you touched it anyway, didn't you? The "Firsts" Meme 1. Who was your FIRST prom date? A young lady named Stephanie. 2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? No. Haven't seen her since graduation, 1972. 3. What was your 1st alcoholic drink? Beer...Hamm's, I think. 4. What was your FIRST job? Washing cars … Continue reading Don’t Touch That!
Pixies Come To Deathtown
...originally, the other way 'round, but this is funnier MEME TIME! 1) Create a new note and copy this list, including these instructions. 2) X all the items you've eaten. 3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating. (Hah! As if.) (x) 1. Venison (x) 2. Nettle tea (x) 3. Huevos rancheros … Continue reading Pixies Come To Deathtown
The 32 Things You Can Do With A Cup Of Soup And A Norfolk Terrier
...assuming the terrier knows how to sit and roll over That Top 50 TV Show Meme As always, I mock all of the bolding, underlining and strikeovering and insert my pithy comments. 50. Quantum Leap (Watched it semi-regularly. Pretty good show) 49. Prison Break (I've never seen it.) 48. Veronica Mars (Never watched it) 47. … Continue reading The 32 Things You Can Do With A Cup Of Soup And A Norfolk Terrier
At Times Like This, We Need Dancing Elks
...and maybe a crooning moose Not feeling very writerish lately, but here's a meme to amuse y'all. The Dice Meme Do you re-roll cocked dice? Yes Do you re-roll floor dice? Yes Do you roll where everyone can see it? Not always. Some info is privy to the GM only, plus, sometimes you have to … Continue reading At Times Like This, We Need Dancing Elks
A Late Dinner With Mr. Rabbitface
...and Gus the Blue Monkey A Meme (as seen on more than one other LJ) 1. Favorite food? Mexican or Thai 2. Favorite fast food? Tacos or Chili Dogs 3. Favorite car? For just driving around or cruising? 1957 Chevy Pickup For going fast and looking cool? 1969 Corvette 4. Favorite animal? The Canids 5. … Continue reading A Late Dinner With Mr. Rabbitface
Scarlet Dreams
...on a sleepless night Ok, so maybe the shit that needs fixing around here will have to wait until Our Adventure In Poverty comes to an end. Time to switch to Plan B: Go buy groceries, then mess around in the garden before commencing the househusbandry. But first, the Significant Other Meme (ganked from delazan) … Continue reading Scarlet Dreams
A Last Long Kiss Before Fading Away
...she did the fade, he stayed behind Five Lives Meme (ganked from em_gumby) If you had five other lives to lead, what would you do in each of them? 1: Naturalist/zoologist 2: Professional thief (jewels and cash, most likely) 3: Farmer with an organic sustainable farm 4: Masked vigilante in the Shadow/Spider mold 5: Father … Continue reading A Last Long Kiss Before Fading Away
The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Mole Of Potawango Island
...they wander about, singing show tunes We interrupt our regularly scheduled fictional con report for the following long ass meme, which is composed of portions of meme's on my friend delazan's LJ. 1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:28 am, cos The Girls were demanding their Second Breakfast 2. Diamonds or pearls? … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Mole Of Potawango Island
Harry Potter and The Half Wit Prince
...co-starring Rowan Atkinson as the Prince 01. How has LiveJournal changed your life? As most folks would answer, it keeps me in touch with old friends as well as making me some new friends. Additionally, LJ has given me full bouncy hair, longer lasting erections, a 500k per year income that requires no work, … Continue reading Harry Potter and The Half Wit Prince
Creamy Lizard Pudding
...is it made from creamy lizards or is it creamy pudding for lizards? A bit of quick meme stuff Finish The Sentence Meme... 1. I've come to realize that...animals are superior to people. 2. I listen to...more things than people suspect. 3. I talk...a lot. 4. I love...Grace, The Girls, My Family, My Friends. 5. … Continue reading Creamy Lizard Pudding
Fried Sea Monkey Salad
...yum yum Well, Grace got a call from her doctor and it would seem that the chest X-rays they took the other night indicate that she has pnumonia. She stayed home from work today, but will be back at work tomorrow. She is on antibiotics and is resting as much as possible. Also, I'm keeping … Continue reading Fried Sea Monkey Salad
Chapter 143: In Which Our Hero, Newly Knighted, Seeks The Counsel Of Wizards And Eats A Peach Tart
...mmmm, good tart The High School Meme 1. Did you date someone from your school? I dated several girls from my high school and a few from nearby high schools. 2. Did you win anything in Senior's Who's Who? The what? 3. What kind of car did you drive? My car was a 1957 Chevy … Continue reading Chapter 143: In Which Our Hero, Newly Knighted, Seeks The Counsel Of Wizards And Eats A Peach Tart
Devil Pigeons With Laser Eyes
...they crap on a statue, then melt it The Letter Meme This is the meme where you list 5 things that start with the same letter that have meaning to you. I was tagged with "R" by the world famous mylescorcoran. If you want to be tagged, reply to this entry and ask for a … Continue reading Devil Pigeons With Laser Eyes
Never Turn Your Back On A Wet Winkerdog
...lest she try to climb onto your lap As you might guess from the above, The Girls are now freshly washed and about 90% dry. They smell like wet dogs and vanilla scented shampoo. And now, because I'm bored, the 50 Things meme. 1. Do you like blue cheese? Yep 2. Have you ever smoked … Continue reading Never Turn Your Back On A Wet Winkerdog
Fat Electric Goldfish
...much nicer than the skinny ones No big surprise here:) You Are 72% Evil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.How Evil Are You? Only 72%? I must be getting wimpy in my old age:)
Oven Baked Muskrats
...in a creamy cheese sauce That Privilege Meme Being the sort of person I am, I'm not going to bold or italicize my answers, but write them out. From What Privileges Do You Have?, based on an exercise about class and privilege developed by Will Barratt, Meagan Cahill, Angie Carlen, Minnette Huck, Drew Lurker, Stacy … Continue reading Oven Baked Muskrats
Oh, Baby, You Know You Love The Portuguese Prince
...he said as she snickered Oh look, a meme! Just like all the Cool Kids are doing. Your Score: The Coyote You scored 41% domestic, 33% gregarious, 53% trickster, and 50% intellect! Wild, Solitary, Emotional Trickster: you are the Coyote! Coyote is a complex symbol of humor, cunning, and survival. Coyote is often portrayed as … Continue reading Oh, Baby, You Know You Love The Portuguese Prince
In The Warm Darkness Of Night, The Midnight Creeper Hits His Stride
...and leaves his mark Ok, so here's a meme that I'm tossing out. Answer it truthfully Question: If you have met me in real life, what was your first impression of me? And to reward you, here's a picture of the Grand Canyon of the Pacific, on Kaui.