...and meets some goats Sasha Explains It All My Family: An Adventure In High Strangeness I know what you're thinking, folks. Everybody has a strange family, right? You've got that crazy aunt or that strange brother or the funny uncle or whomever. Every family has at least one strange member and many families have … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes To The Petting Zoo
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The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned
...co-starring her best buddy, Orville Sweetcracker Doc Update Time for an update about life here at the D&G Cross Home For Wayward Basset Bitches. I haven't been doing these as regularly as I used to, so maybe this will be the start of renewed personal updatage. Or not. Healthwise, I'm now taking blood pressure meds … Continue reading The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned
The Way Funny, Yet Also Deeply Insightful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Popcorn Ball
...co-starring her pet jerboa, Dennis Holy Crap, Batman, An Actual Blog Post! Hopefully, this will get me back to regular posting. First up... New fiction up over on the fiction blog! It's the Second Series of After The Change Came and it's not written by the alternate Doc Cross who did the first one. Of … Continue reading The Way Funny, Yet Also Deeply Insightful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Popcorn Ball
A Cute Newt In A Zoot Suit Had Plenty Of Loot And Fruit To Boot
...but he had scoot Grace Update: My Sweet Little Broken Armed Gingerbread Cookie Of Passion took a 2 mile walk this morning up to the McDonalds to get an Egg McMuffin. she did well, although it tuckered her out and she's now sleeping like a comatose log. Dog Update: Winker & Lucy are healthy and … Continue reading A Cute Newt In A Zoot Suit Had Plenty Of Loot And Fruit To Boot
Would You Like A Big Bowl Of Suck With Your Birthday Cake?
...well, you're getting it anyway! Yesterday, My Sweet Angel, Grace, fell and broke her upper right arm. Today is her birthday. Great googly moogly, what a day. Only got to sleep for about 4.5 hours. Have been assisting Grace, shopping, etc, etc. will sleep well tonight thanks to my old pal Guinness and my recent … Continue reading Would You Like A Big Bowl Of Suck With Your Birthday Cake?
George, The Little Gnome Who Could Get The Job Done
...but instead said "screw it" and went back to bed And speaking of going back to bed, I wish I was. Instead, I've been up since 7:00 and will soon be on my way to my regular Monday morning Anti-Psoriasis UVB Shake & Bake. After that, of course, comes work. Those of you who have … Continue reading George, The Little Gnome Who Could Get The Job Done
The Rare And Beautiful And Huggable Giant Yellow Bunnies Of Potawango Island
...I'm gonna hug 'em and squeeze 'em, George. HAPPY 14th ANNIVERSARY TO MY SWEET ANGEL, GRACE! I love you, baby! And now... The Doclopedia #83 Yippie Ky Ay, Joe's in the Wild West! Average Joes: Joe Chang, Bathhouse Proprietor Yes, yes...you've come to the right place for a bath, sir. For only 50 cents, we'll fix … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Huggable Giant Yellow Bunnies Of Potawango Island
Chapter 357: In Which Our Hero Inadverdently Triggers A Werewolf Apocalypse
...it's time to move on from zombies and vampires The above lycanthropic micro-rant was inspired by cappadocius Adventure Poll Update: 12 of you have voted. More of you should. Poll will close tonight. Website Stuff: I have found that my stores of gaming writing stuff are indeed of legendary proportions. I should be able to … Continue reading Chapter 357: In Which Our Hero Inadverdently Triggers A Werewolf Apocalypse
My Life Among The Women From Another Planet
...aka my wife and avylou Ok...gotta explain the above. See, both my wife and my best buddy, avylou, had very different childhoods from me. Grace was raised in a very sheltered life by Catholic parents who, during her early teens, whisked the family off to Iran to do missionary work or something. Avylou had a … Continue reading My Life Among The Women From Another Planet
Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
...until he learned about wood chippers Poll Results: In the Writing Poll, the clear winner is the modern day OTE style setting. I shall begin writing it tonight and I will keep a running diary/designers notes bit going here. I look forward to your comments, suggestions and criticisms. So far, on the Alphabet Poll, X … Continue reading Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
Terrible Toads
...mean and violent they was, guv HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRACE! You are the best, sweetheart! I love you.
Nuclear Powered Pogosticks With Optional Laser Beams
...it's what the cool kids hop around on On Monday, my Sweet Angel, Grace, will be 50 years old. I'm pretty sure there was a mistake somewhere, since she seems much younger to me. Anyway, since Mondays suck for birthdays, The Girls and I are going to spirit her away for a day of random … Continue reading Nuclear Powered Pogosticks With Optional Laser Beams
Chapter 17: In Which Our Hero Unleashes A Stampede Of Pigs In Order To Rescue The Queen
...whole lotta oinkin' goin' on No call from Round Table, so it's back on the job hunting trail for me. I have an appointment with the urologist today to see what's up with my pesky prostate. Hopefully, the news will be good. Next Monday, the 11th, My Sweet Little Border Canary Of Passion, Grace, will … Continue reading Chapter 17: In Which Our Hero Unleashes A Stampede Of Pigs In Order To Rescue The Queen
The Knight Is Always Darkest Just Before The Dawn
...because he hates getting up that early So, here I sit, eating my brekky and drinking my tea and beginning my third month of unemployment. I'm still waiting for Round Table to get their shit together, but starting tomorrow I'll await their call while continuing to put in applications at any place I haven't already … Continue reading The Knight Is Always Darkest Just Before The Dawn
Fried Sea Monkey Salad
...yum yum Well, Grace got a call from her doctor and it would seem that the chest X-rays they took the other night indicate that she has pnumonia. She stayed home from work today, but will be back at work tomorrow. She is on antibiotics and is resting as much as possible. Also, I'm keeping … Continue reading Fried Sea Monkey Salad
The Rare And Beautiful Squishy Rhinoceros Of Potawango Island
...and they're neon colored STUFF 1: My health level is almost back to normal. Yay! 2: Grace's health, however, is not so great, mostly due to having caught my cold. In fact, even as I write this, she is at Urgent Care getting looked over by a doctor who can hopefully prescribe her some meds. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Squishy Rhinoceros Of Potawango Island
The Rare And Beautiful Flying Mudworms Of Potawango Island
...they glow in the dark Oh, my little friends, today was an unexpectedly relaxed day...except for the bleeding. What was supposed to be Game Day was rendered "Doc & Arn Play Empire Earth On The Laptop Day" due to Sam & Paul not showing up. While that was a bit annoying, it took a distant … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Flying Mudworms Of Potawango Island
All Hail The Queen Of Aslin Way!
...and the greatest dog mom in the galaxy HAPPY 49th BIRTHDAY TO MY SWEET ANGEL, GRACE! The girls and I love you, cutie. A quick review of the Sci Fi Channel's new Flash Gordon series It sucks! It sucks like a $2.00 whore during Fleet Week. Black holes at the center of galaxies suck less … Continue reading All Hail The Queen Of Aslin Way!
Doc Tempest And The Comet Creatures
...from the December 1952 issue El Stuffo Spring is certainly not acting like a lady hereabouts. Low temps, high winds, lotsa clouds...all things that impede the joyful progress of my veggie garden. I read last night that Dragon and Dungeon magazines will be shutting down. While I almost never read Dragon during it's recent "all … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Comet Creatures
Wicked Turtles Shot My Baby Down
...if I find 'em, I'll kick their carapaces So I'm looking at the archives for January and it seems I did not post on a Wednesday all month. Well, except for today. Anyway, in other news, it seems that An Undiscovered Island In The Pacific is the winner of the most recent Adventure Seed poll. … Continue reading Wicked Turtles Shot My Baby Down
Dogs Driving Cars, Cats Painting Houses
...my, what industrious pets! My, what a busy Sunday your Uncle Doc had. I gardened for 2 hours, I walked 3 miles, I wrote a whole bunch of words on 4 different projects...and I hung out with My Sweet Little Mountain Bluebird Of Passion. And speaking of my Sweet Angel, Sunday marked 10 years since … Continue reading Dogs Driving Cars, Cats Painting Houses
She’s That Kooky Gal Of Mine
...and I love her. Happy 47th Birthday to My Sweet Little Egg Custard With Whipped Cream Of Love, Grace aka _lythande You are the best, baby! Your yummy birthday dinner will be waiting for you when you get home tonight.
Grace Does LJ
...well, she has an account:) Yes, My Sweet Little Sauteed Duck Breast With A Port Wine Reduction Of Love has finally taken the plunge and gotten an LJ account. I don't think she has posted anything yet, but feel free to go visit _lythande and say hello.
Doc Tempest And The Power Of Love
...title of the October, 1969 issue Stuff 1: Grace and I are waiting patiently for the call/email from our local library telling us they have our reserved copy of the new Harry Potter book. We love the series, but shelling out the money for the hardcover version is not in our financial plan. 2: The … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Power Of Love
Bad Stuff
Well, bad news has been in abundance recently. First, my dear friend Avis Crane had to have her very sick cat, Emma, put to sleep on Tuesday. Emma was nearly 18 and had been in poor health for a year or so, but that did not make things any easier for Avis. As she helped … Continue reading Bad Stuff
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