Doc Tempest And The Hammer Of Thor

...from the October, 1957 issue The Doclopedia #1,307 How Did You Get That Scar?: The Pirate “I see you staring at my bosom, mate. Or rather, at that circular scar on the right one, correct? No, no need to apologize. Strapping young lads such as yourself can't help but stare at beauties like … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Hammer Of Thor →

It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Attacked By A Sex Crazed Emu

...my Christmas Eve was ruined! 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #4 The Adventures of Captain Flame #1 Oriana O'Dell, known to the general public as Captain Flame, renowned pirate and captain of the Sea Dragon, was on her way to a business meeting with Captain Renaldo Lucasi, once known as Captain “Black Lukas” Storm, … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Attacked By A Sex Crazed Emu →

Mr. Porkwaffle Has A Problem with Mice

...so he tries to build a better mouse trap Dog Con 7 Day 12: In which we leave Hawaii, get back to the Southern Californian mainland, Spike & I get mocked & laughed at and we have the wildest bachelor & bachelorette parties EVER! 11:45 pm Lulu here, folks. I'll be your reporters … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Has A Problem with Mice →

Vote For Ed Fettleminster!

...he's not an asshole! The Doclopedia #1,040 Ten Things You Didn't Know About...: Goblins 1: Most goblins have a phobia about cheese 2: Goblins invented the spoon, but it was originally used as a weapon 3: On Fantasy Earth 2, 5, 11 and 31, goblins are the twisted opposite of dwarves 4: Goblins almost … Continue reading Vote For Ed Fettleminster! →

Not In This Issue: Richard Nixon, Steam Powered Bicycles or Zebra Finches

...we agonized over cutting the zebra finch article The Doclopedia #940 Islands Of The Circle Sea: Black Dragon Island Despite being located a mere 200 miles off the coast of the Corcoro Empire, this island is not claimed by the Corcorites or any other government. Nor will any ship not crewed by madmen get … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Richard Nixon, Steam Powered Bicycles or Zebra Finches →

Rice Creepies

...another cereal that never made it The Doclopedia #930 The Alphabet: T T is for…Tovanite Raiders: On the world of the Circle Sea, the Tovanite Raiders are one of the most feared pirate gangs. Using swift & small, but very tough ships, they attack in swarms of up to a dozen ships. They move … Continue reading Rice Creepies →

Adventure Module J-1: The Temple Of The Death Cow

... it features many bovine undead The Doclopedia #481 Seven Questions About...: Pirates Why should I become a pirate? Yarr, matey, th' pirate life is th' life o' freedom! Why would ye be wantin' some clerky type o' job, sittin' in some buildin' all day, when ye can have th' freedom of a good ship … Continue reading Adventure Module J-1: The Temple Of The Death Cow →