...in New York The Doclopedia #3,432 Those Furry Little Bastards: On Mars 4-L Simon Okunda: Truth to tell, I'm surprised they took 130 years to get here. They've visited Earth, what, 14 times since 1410? We were expecting them a century ago. But they're here now and being amazingly restrained. Aside from a few Basic … Continue reading Slinks Chan Goes Undercover
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We Should Not Have Teased The Bulls
...they were very crankyThe Doclopedia #3,431 Those Furry Little Bastards: On 1950's Earth 3-W Don Whitebread, Insurance Salesman: Well, by golly, I think they're some Commie experiment to disrupt society here in the USA. I'm already seeing increased insurance claims being files. Now, they aren't for anything huge, but starting small is how the commies … Continue reading We Should Not Have Teased The Bulls
Tales Of The Ancient Heroes
...thrilling stuff! The Doclopedia #3,430 Those Furry Little Bastards: On PotterEarth 7 Mary Potter: I don't know where they come from, but magic has no affect on them and Moldywart is terrified of them. Come to think of it, Moogle technology has no effect on them, either. Me? I don't fear them. I think they're … Continue reading Tales Of The Ancient Heroes
Salad Guns
...set to "Caeser" The Doclopedia #3,429 Those Furry Little Bastards...: On SuperEarth 3 The Orange Archer: “Oh, don't get me started. I mean, they tryto help, but grabbing my arrows mid flight and then just jabbing the villain in the ass? WTF? And then there were the ones who jumped on the arrows and surfed! … Continue reading Salad Guns
The Really Very Late, But Still Jampacked With Fireworks, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expensive Shoes
...co-starring her pet dormouse, Wendy The Doclopedia #1,175 Those Furry Little Bastards!: In Washington D.C. “This is a special bulletin from DNN! PANIC IN WASHINGTON! Hello, I'm David Bentley with this breaking news. It appears that the Pitipati have converged on Washington, DC, and are wrecking havoc in the House and Senate. We have … Continue reading The Really Very Late, But Still Jampacked With Fireworks, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expensive Shoes
Mr. Porkwaffle Cooks A Stew
...but not without humorous mishaps The Doclopedia #1,174 Those Furry Little Bastards!: At A Gaming Convention Doc: “Oh shit! The Pitipati are here at the con!” Spike: “That ought to liven things up.” Doc: “I reckon. Raising holy hell usually does liven things up.” Mary: “Do you think they'll paint people like they did … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Cooks A Stew
Is It Just Me, Or Does Crab Rangoon Sound Like A 1960s Pro Wrestler?
...probably just me. The Doclopedia #1,173 Those Furry Little Bastards!: At War “Well, Winston, it would seem that the Pitipati don't like the Nazis or the Japanese any more than you or I do. I just got a report that says they have Hitler and his boys nearly insane with anger. Not that both … Continue reading Is It Just Me, Or Does Crab Rangoon Sound Like A 1960s Pro Wrestler?
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