Tales Of The Ancient Heroes

…thrilling stuff!

The Doclopedia #3,430

Those Furry Little Bastards: On PotterEarth 7

Mary Potter: I don’t know where they come from, but magic has no affect on them and Moldywart is terrified of them. Come to think of it, Moogle technology has no effect on them, either. Me? I don’t fear them. I think they’re cute. We’re trying to get them to help us fight Moldywart, but their attention spans are very short. That drives Hermes crazy.

Hermes Grainger: They contradict SO MUCH! No spells or technology have any effect on them unless they want it to, and even then they just do it as a joke. Teaching them anything is very frustrating. Myself and the Grainger’s Rangers try every day to make them understand that we need them, but so far, the only thing they seem to know is that Moldywart is very bad. I guess that’s something.

Roni Wheatly: These creatures are mental, but hilarious. They turned Moldywart’s big lizard into ladies handbags and shoes! Hahaha! Then, about 300 of them broke into Alakazam Prison and gave all the Death Chewers bright yelllow skin and loud stinky gas. And I mean loud! When one of them pops a windy, it sounds like a foghorn. But, yeah, I guess the little furry folks are powerful, too. I hope one of them does up Moldywart for us.

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