Mr. Porkwaffle Joins The Circus

...as a knife thrower.  Hilarity ensued. The Doclopedia #1,122Creature Features: It Came From Kansas!1959, OK StudiosStarring: Rick Munson, David Hall, Annie Early, Rhonda Patterson, Kevin Early, Joe LaswellRunning Time: 102 minutesLow budget sci-fi movie set in a small town in north central Oklahoma. Road construction in southern Kansas accidentally releases a 10 foot tall lizard man … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Joins The Circus

The 87 Things That You Need To Know About Crocodiles

...#6: Never pull their tail The Doclopedia #1,121Creature Features: The Son In Law Of FrankensteinMade in 1967 for less than fifty thousand dollars, “The Son In Law of Frankenstein” was written, produced, directed and starred legendary budget movie maker SamRay Wood in the title role. Other money saving casting came in the form of Nancy Olden, … Continue reading The 87 Things That You Need To Know About Crocodiles

Not In This Issue: Cheeseburgers, Skateboards Or Vikings

...maybe next month The Doclopedia #1,120A Child's Book Of...: SurvivalFrom the introduction...Listen up, kid! This book will help you survive out in the world. It's going to be tough, but if you learn the things in this book, you'll be able to live and grow up.You've probably been given this book by a nursebot or maybe … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Cheeseburgers, Skateboards Or Vikings

The Rare And Beautiful Squealing Lizards Of Potawango Island

...they drop out of trees onto your head The Doclopedia #1,119 A Child's Book Of...: Aliens A few excerpts: BALROGIANS are named after the Balrog from “Lord of the Rings, but they are not evil at all. Standing 15 feet tall, the Balrogians are sometimes referred to as the “Gardeners of the Galaxy” because they … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Squealing Lizards Of Potawango Island

Crazy Dogs, Criminal Cats, Dancing Goats And Befuddled Humans

...on the Magic Bus The Doclopedia #1,118A Child's Book Of...: NecromancyFrom the introduction: “Hello, child! If you have found this book, it means that you are VERY SPECIAL. Do you know what makes you special? Why, it's your ability to do MAGIC! You are not like other people, oh no. You are MUCH BETTER than they … Continue reading Crazy Dogs, Criminal Cats, Dancing Goats And Befuddled Humans

The Totally Goofy, Yet Still Very Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Tweenage Superhero

...co-starring her pet duck, Malcom The Doclopedia #1,112The Alphabet: V is for… Vien Vong... ...is a town on the western shore of Lake Vong, the fourth largest lake in the Nimyang Empire. Indeed, “vien” means “place by” in the Nimyac language. It is an important stopover for both travelers on the Haon River, which both feeds and drains … Continue reading The Totally Goofy, Yet Still Very Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Tweenage Superhero