...as a knife thrower. Hilarity ensued. The Doclopedia #1,122Creature Features: It Came From Kansas!1959, OK StudiosStarring: Rick Munson, David Hall, Annie Early, Rhonda Patterson, Kevin Early, Joe LaswellRunning Time: 102 minutesLow budget sci-fi movie set in a small town in north central Oklahoma. Road construction in southern Kansas accidentally releases a 10 foot tall lizard man … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Joins The Circus
Month: March 2014
The 87 Things That You Need To Know About Crocodiles
...#6: Never pull their tail The Doclopedia #1,121Creature Features: The Son In Law Of FrankensteinMade in 1967 for less than fifty thousand dollars, “The Son In Law of Frankenstein” was written, produced, directed and starred legendary budget movie maker SamRay Wood in the title role. Other money saving casting came in the form of Nancy Olden, … Continue reading The 87 Things That You Need To Know About Crocodiles
Not In This Issue: Cheeseburgers, Skateboards Or Vikings
...maybe next month The Doclopedia #1,120A Child's Book Of...: SurvivalFrom the introduction...Listen up, kid! This book will help you survive out in the world. It's going to be tough, but if you learn the things in this book, you'll be able to live and grow up.You've probably been given this book by a nursebot or maybe … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Cheeseburgers, Skateboards Or Vikings
Belly Up And Half Wasted On A Beach In Oregon
...that never happened. No, really.Hey, Doclopedia fans, I'm getting together the 10-15 themes I'm going to put in the first Doclopedia ebook and I'd like to know which ones you liked. If you get a chance, cruise through the over 1,100 entries and give me your theme picks. Pretty sure that "Those Furry Little Bastards" … Continue reading Belly Up And Half Wasted On A Beach In Oregon
The Rare And Beautiful Squealing Lizards Of Potawango Island
...they drop out of trees onto your head The Doclopedia #1,119 A Child's Book Of...: Aliens A few excerpts: BALROGIANS are named after the Balrog from “Lord of the Rings, but they are not evil at all. Standing 15 feet tall, the Balrogians are sometimes referred to as the “Gardeners of the Galaxy” because they … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Squealing Lizards Of Potawango Island
Crazy Dogs, Criminal Cats, Dancing Goats And Befuddled Humans
...on the Magic Bus The Doclopedia #1,118A Child's Book Of...: NecromancyFrom the introduction: “Hello, child! If you have found this book, it means that you are VERY SPECIAL. Do you know what makes you special? Why, it's your ability to do MAGIC! You are not like other people, oh no. You are MUCH BETTER than they … Continue reading Crazy Dogs, Criminal Cats, Dancing Goats And Befuddled Humans
Doomraiders Of The Purple Planet!
...a new Republic serial The Doclopedia #1,117 A Child's Book Of...: SCIENCE! This wonderful book will introduce boys and girls age 6 and up to the wonders of our Modern Age. Newly revised for 1910, it now covers the great inventions powered by steam, internal combustion, electricity, chemistry and the newly discovered etheric energy of … Continue reading Doomraiders Of The Purple Planet!
Teaching Betty To Bop
...wop a loo bop! The Doclopedia #1,114The Alphabet: X is for…Xorolxee......is an earth-like planet located 300 light years from Earth. It orbits a yellow star slightly (2% larger) than our own and is the fourth planet in a system of 10. Like Earth, it has a large moon and plenty of water (65% of the planetary … Continue reading Teaching Betty To Bop
Don’t Be A Duck!
...wait, what? (Note: This is my first Doclopedia entry for a famous living person. Thank goodness for satire laws. Please don't kill me, Wil.) The Doclopedia #1,113 The Alphabet: W is for… Wil Wheaton... ...in our universe, is an actor, writer and champion of all things geeky. His motto, well known to his millions … Continue reading Don’t Be A Duck!
The Totally Goofy, Yet Still Very Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Tweenage Superhero
...co-starring her pet duck, Malcom The Doclopedia #1,112The Alphabet: V is for… Vien Vong... ...is a town on the western shore of Lake Vong, the fourth largest lake in the Nimyang Empire. Indeed, “vien” means “place by” in the Nimyac language. It is an important stopover for both travelers on the Haon River, which both feeds and drains … Continue reading The Totally Goofy, Yet Still Very Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Tweenage Superhero