...just swimming The Doclopedia #2,967 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #206 A fork full of meat halfway to his mouth, Dree paused at that news. He had really liked Ala and had hoped she would be with them. He at least hoped he'd see her again some day. “Yes,” Bevan said, looking at him, “I was … Continue reading Pelicans In The Pool →

...it's his birthday The Doclopedia #2,966 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #205 “Eat and listen, Dree. I know you have news, but so do I and you'll need a full belly before we leave.” Dree nodded and started to eat, even though he was not hungry. He kept glancing towards the door. Bevan noticed this. “I'm … Continue reading Handsome Joe Opens His Presents →

...more fake animeThe Doclopedia #2,965 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #204 Bevan Bevan had read the note from Ala while he was in the bath. He had been surprised by her decision, since it had looked to him like she was ready to become a Far Traveler. He guessed that he had read her wrong. The … Continue reading Yellow Moon Ghost Hunters →

...with a hot mama and a big bag of cashThe Doclopedia #2,964 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #203 Hadolfus was just starting to go off on a tirade about Kafton making High Curator before he did, when the door to the Museum hut flew open and a panting town guard entered. “Your pardon, sir, “ he … Continue reading Ernie The Worm Was Long Gone →

...sorry, Sister Mary AliceThe Doclopedia #2,963 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #202 Seeker Curator Hadolfus Hadolfus was just telling his assistant, Padro, that he would be glad to get out of this dreary little Town and on to the next dreary little Town. The odds of any of these bumpkins ever finding anything even remotely like … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Guns, Buns, Puns, Nuns, or Reruns →

...no context for you.The Doclopedia #2,962 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #201 Harty, being long on a desire for money and short on common sense, took off at a run towards the east end of town. A few seconds later, chubby and not built for running Golta left the inn, heading east. Dree shut the window … Continue reading A Johnson Like A Table Leg! →

...VERY big and VERY thingyThe Doclopedia #2,962 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #201 Harty, being long on a desire for money and short on common sense, took off at a run towards the east end of town. A few seconds later, chubby and not built for running Golta left the inn, heading east. Dree shut the … Continue reading The Big Thing On Dungeon Level 4 →

...fuck if I knowThe Doclopedia #2,961 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #200 “I'll go find that crystal, Greaty and...” They both heard a gasp from the doorway, where the door was open a crack and Golta was listening. She ran away when they looked at her. “Oh no, “ cried Helma, “You must run fast now, … Continue reading What Price A Pure Heart? →

...they saved the worldThe Doclopedia #2,960 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #199 He immediately began to blush, then stammered out, “I..I..use...used to watch Miss...Miss Torgosan go swimming in her underwear down at the creek last summer.” He felt like his face was on fire. Why would Greaty Helma want to know such a deep dark secret? … Continue reading The League Of Extraordinary Rabbits →

...but no hash The Doclopedia #2,959 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #198 “I'm here, Greaty. I did everything you said except talk to Bevan & Ala. I'll see them soon.” She opened her eyes and looked at him. There was little time left and her voice was weak when she spoke. “Good...good. Now I want you … Continue reading $12.64 And A Hash Pipe →

...they never eat them The Doclopedia #2,958 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #197 Dree Dree had gotten his pack and equipment together, then spent a couple of hours with his parents. He had helped Dad do a few minor repairs, then helped his mother with dinner prep. It was pretty hard to chat with them like … Continue reading Pixies Among The Radishes →

...aliens ate it The Doclopedia #2,956 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #195 Seyan & Lahn They were in one of the small rooms that looked out over the Great Canyon and Lahn had just told her about how the zeppelin came and went from a large cave not too far from here. He was describing how … Continue reading I Never Touched The Cake →

...24 carat The Doclopedia #2,955 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #194 Ala It was nearing time for Bevan to get off work and Ala had made up her mind about her future. Duty to family and fear of the unknown had won out again. She would go get the wagon and leave Town in a few … Continue reading Golden Thoughts →

...and stay the hell away from that, tooThe Doclopedia #2,954 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #193 Ohlong looked at the Grand High Curator and asked, “Do you think old Porky will stay here or go out to lead the search?” The Grand High Curator looked at him and said, ”Which would you do, Mart, especially if … Continue reading Can’t Touch This! Or That! →

...you can smell 'em comin'The Doclopedia #2,953 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #192 Chapter Nineteen: Moments Grand High Curator The Grand High Curator and High Curator Ohlong were deep in discussions with several other Curators when the Grand High Curator felt a familiar tingling in his pocket. He removed the comslate and saw a message from … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Skunk People Come Around →

...up to no goodThe Doclopedia #2,952 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #191 Putting thoughts of being wealthy out of her mind, she went back to thinking of local gossip. A few minutes, her musings were interrupted when Dree ran down the stairs and out the back door. That boy was up to something, she was sure … Continue reading Raccoons In A Rowboat →

...we all agreedThe Doclopedia #2,951 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #190 Not for the first time, Golta wondered what she would do with twenty five thousand bucks. She'd leave this little town, that was for sure. Maybe she'd go to Omha, or even Indee, and open up a little tea shop for the wealthy ladies. The … Continue reading A Fine Time For Cookies →

...it smells horribleThe Doclopedia #2,950 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #189 One of the reasons she had taken this job at the inn was to hear tidbits of gossip from people outside of Town. It was not a good idea to spread stories just about your neighbors. You had to mix things up a bit. One … Continue reading Avoid The Dirty Dungeon →

...the farmer was quite pissed off.The Doclopedia #2,949 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #188 One of the reasons she had taken this job at the inn was to hear tidbits of gossip from people outside of Town. It was not a good idea to spread stories just about your neighbors. You had to mix things up … Continue reading Goats All Over The Hillside →

... fun tunes!The Doclopedia #2,948 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #187 Chapter Eighteen: Golta, The Gossip Twenty two year old Golta Gernsmak had always been a gossip. When she was small, she would run to tell the mothers what the other children had done. As she got older, she learned to relay only the juiciest gossip … Continue reading More Songs About Beer And Otters →